Open your friend fridge

>Open your friend fridge
>see this
>what you do?

Eat it? Gains is gains

Wtf was it

what is that?

immediately ask "What kind of specialty chocolate is zis?"

Guess what

is that fucking moldy _______?

Yeah but guess what was before, it smell terrible

bread twists?

Guess again

funnel cake

like ... those are noodles. Plainly obvious..

Not a cake

Pasta

MACARONI SALAD, IT WAS MACARONI SALAD!!

some sort of fur maybe?

Eat chocolate powdered noodles?

Winner

happened to me.

>friend invites over
>nice and clean place
>except there's a plante on the counter
>Right click->Inspect plate
>It's full of black mold
>wtf dude
>oh that, i wanted to see what happens if i leave rice like that for a few months
>you do realize black mold is toxic
>oh
>throws plate in thrash

we have feeded our neighbor's dog with that, now it looks a bit sick

now plop that shit in the microwave

...

Doggo looks like the nose of a very large doggo

A rial doggo have to look like that

>real dogs have curves
>it's genetic, you can't blame their masters
>such a beautiful healthy doggo
Would it look better on PETA's or Fat acceptance's social networks?

Quads makes you eat it?