>Open your friend fridge
>see this
>what you do?
Open your friend fridge
Eat it? Gains is gains
Wtf was it
what is that?
immediately ask "What kind of specialty chocolate is zis?"
Guess what
is that fucking moldy _______?
Yeah but guess what was before, it smell terrible
bread twists?
Guess again
funnel cake
like ... those are noodles. Plainly obvious..
Not a cake
Pasta
MACARONI SALAD, IT WAS MACARONI SALAD!!
some sort of fur maybe?
Eat chocolate powdered noodles?
Winner
happened to me.
>friend invites over
>nice and clean place
>except there's a plante on the counter
>Right click->Inspect plate
>It's full of black mold
>wtf dude
>oh that, i wanted to see what happens if i leave rice like that for a few months
>you do realize black mold is toxic
>oh
>throws plate in thrash
we have feeded our neighbor's dog with that, now it looks a bit sick
now plop that shit in the microwave
...
Doggo looks like the nose of a very large doggo
A rial doggo have to look like that
>real dogs have curves
>it's genetic, you can't blame their masters
>such a beautiful healthy doggo
Would it look better on PETA's or Fat acceptance's social networks?
Quads makes you eat it?