Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio

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Thank you for making the thread

When is Shinji going to realize that's his mom?

Gah! I didn't even notice that check!
And i will watch it as soon as I can.
>can't watch now because mind hasn't woken up
W-was it a bear..?

I'm glad you're a good person.

youtu.be/N0aAA0KnlGo

>guy
>futas have a vagina
what
This

youtube.com/watch?v=M3X_ZpL_Hxc

It's what i'm here for
>Apparently.

still here


and


Nah im in the middle of town. Probably a raccoon or something. Knocked over the garden tools I think.

>Entry tier
youtube.com/watch?v=UnRqqCBODXs
>Sabaton Godlike
I'm not even on the discord.

No bulge
>disappointed.
But not too much cause she's still great.

Claimed.

>Sabaton
>always edgy
youtu.be/J0PQ6GC6KYc

Been a while since ive seen you I think.

Oh so you're not her?
My bad.

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
krispy
Gosh such beautiful panties to go with beautiful butt.
>p-please post more.
How much do you l-like them?

I need some rest....

>Denying Sabtons godhood
youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7xBe5-M8k
Nope i'm not him.

Do you like to converse with others here at least?

Awh raccoons are cute but I would never go near one...
I don't mean to bring mood down but you really don't like small towns do you?

>tits barely fit

!!!

They are weird little things. No I do not. I grew up in a much bigger city that had about a 100k population then moved here to a population of about 5k and hours away from any big city.

Everyone's being lewd?
Should I also be lewd?
What? Do you like what you see, Wandering Eyes?
Eyes up here, etc.

Sabaton are entry level to symphonic. Watch this.
youtu.be/c98gIxCe1zo
youtu.be/rM8FyB5Z0BU
youtu.be/KM5CiJkVPns

I generally enjoy conversation.
A good portion of the time, i'm using the thread to kind of satisfy something of a tick to go look around the net. It's very rare that i'll get super absorbed by the thread, it's incredibly common i'll get lost perusing other parts of the net, so it's good to have something of a contained boundary to keep myself in.

Generally i'm just doing something else while i have this open though, so it's not like it's my primary priority to interact with. That's why it's so rare to see me engage a conversation that isn't just me lightly picking on someone.

>Play Undertale
>Do genocide
>Get to Sans
>

Alright, but just one more ok~ Quite a lot, so big and soft~

Did you win yet?

If you so desire. I dont really mind what people do.
Keeping busy? Im about to try nier automata i guess

I know I've already posted this but I made this my lock screen
>Play undertale
That's what you did wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=nRAXxPgnnrY

NO I DIDN'T FUCKING WIN YET
Well, I have several empty cans to my right.
Busy?
Yes.

I guess I woke up just in time to see some semi-lewds, wonder where that could lead.
Also, hello Hanako.

TO YOUR GRAVE IS WHERE TI'LL FUCKING LEAD

NO NUDES
STAY DECENT YOU SICK FUCKS

I don't blame you. Shit's hard.
You'll get there though.

I know that feel. Has he stopped counting yet?

I thought /waifu/ was for gay meet ups and to yell profanities at someone's anime wife?
>Meiling

Hey, I just woke up, give me a break.
Also, I'm not in the mood for lewd anyway.
Besides, don't you have a... BONE to pick with someone from Undertale?

Glad you are having fun i guess. Busy is good right?
Send nudes spike.
I guess so. You can make it whatever you want really.

Oh no. Its a trifecta of roleplaying homos
Reminder futa = first priority

Are you kidding? There's over 7200 people on my block alone! I wish I could live in a small and quiet town.

H-how does she even get blood flow to those!
S-sorry for looking

>i can't read so much when i just woke up >_

Claimed~

Where'd you go YouKnow?

Good morning Firekeeper~ Not too far i'm afraid, i'm a bit tired so i won't be on much longer.

Fuck i still love it.
What if someone sees tho?
Ignore them and post more futa

Trade you.

O-oh gosh, polka dots
>w-would you like to s-see them?
>

>Post more futa
Aye aye!
>what if someone sees
All the better

Maybe, if I ever bother to try long enough...
I probably will. I love a good challenge.
I'm only up to about 5
HAHAHAH die
Busy is good
kill yourself
disgusting

...I'm going to guess you meant "Tell me what you do"

No particular thing. Sometimes i read, sometimes i'll watch youtube, sometimes it's games, sometimes i'll talk on discord or something...
Off of the computer, there's the obvious things like food and hygiene and what have you. I also have a habit of hanging out with my buddies every so often, though that's been rarer since one got a GF and he wants to spend all his time with her. He does that every so often though...

Whatever, Wandering Eyes.
Do you have brain damage? Is that why you're stuttering so much?

Good. Im just kidding I know you like it when I softly hit on you.

You're gay.

Aww, that's a shame. But I understand. A hard day I presume?
Hey, it's not my fault you can't kill the easiest enemy in the game. Even the description says so. Besides, he can only deal 1 damage, come on.

...

List of most cancerous posters
>S-mug tomoko
>Hanako
>mash
>jewvia
>tali
>fire keeper
lmaoing @ newfags thinkin they own this thread.

Take it to trash you sick loser
It's cute more than anything, but dont be gross. There's enough of those freaks around here
Take it to trash
1 damage per .05 seconds

6.5/10
No, post more brown haired futa.
She is best waifu

No one owns the thread
You're not cool and no one is offended

Okay.
Her name is midori.

You stop that.

There's over 750 people living in my apartment building. But you wouldn't want to live here (it's very ghetto) You wanna live someone in Manhattan.

S-sorry my mind is still asleep.

Oh what a cuck. You should save him. Eh why don't you have a gf? Do you love your waifu so much that you can't look at any other women?

N-no th-that's not the r-reason!
>her face is more attractive than her boobs!

You seem slightly sphincter sore.

...

About to give the game a go. Should I use a controller
I dont know how to make it cute spike.
Well if Reas there.

>5
Make sure to read 10. Its brutal.
He just cheats.
>doesnt trigger invincibility frames
>mindfucks
>attacks in menus

who is last one?

Illusory.

Then stop stuttering.
Plus its in text.
>Okay?

Been here for only over a month and I'm that famous? Why, I'm flattered. Still going for the first place tho!
Still kinda easy.
His special attack is kinda-sorta-maybe a little bit hard, but I usually beat him after 3 tries or so, just for the sport. His fight is fun.

Kk stay buttmad newfag

>tries to play it off as a complement
OK Chara.
Time to leave.

I have yet to see any new fags say they own this thread so i don't know what you're talking about.
>fuck i wish i could get that chocolate off for her
Honestly she doesn't have to even put chocolate on for me to suck it.
>midori
Name and bow make her a 10/10

No. I was engaged before, but we broke up and i seem to have lost interest in finding myself a new girl. Along with everything else. Extreme apathy is a weird one to deal with. I'll figure it out eventually though probably.

He doesn't need saving. He'll get over that "new girl high" sooner or later, like he always does. Then he comes back to being normal.

Oh my, yes i very much would~

Don't worry, i'll stick around for another 20=30 minutes. Not at all actually, just tired for some reason. How are you?

That's fine. You do it well enough on your own
Asgore nodded grievously at me when I told him he killed me 5 times, but that was the last time.
Sans is way fucking harder than Flowey whose bullshit bullet hell is more random chaos than anything. God damnit... Sans is going to take forever.
3 tries or so after you died 50 times trying to do it the first time. I'm slowly getting further.. his opener still gets me.
kk

stop acting so bootybothered, kiddo.
Mash (ERPing one not Scoobs) said he was a goddess to this thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=F0YoKzsjE-0

stop being so assblasted, newfag.

Stop what? Claiming or waking up?

Thats good I think.

Sans actively insults you.
You dont need it at all. Theres no acceleration of your icon.

Why aren't I on the list!

Yeah she's rich so she can afford it. I on the other hand can't >_<

P-people just CAN"T stop st-stuttering at the d-drop of a hat!

Whew you dodge a bullet. You shouldn't get married until the change the marriage laws. Is your friend thirsty or something?

Stop claiming best girl!

Chara? But I'm not Chara...
Yay.
Huh, maybe it's the weather.
Worse and worse with every day, but I keep it together so no need to worry.
And how are you? Enjoying the evening?
Nah, at first I died 20-30 times tops. Undyne gave me a bad time, I've stopped counting how many times I died on her...

FUCK i had a shitty day. How's everyone doing tonight?

Type like a normal person

No acceleration of your icon?
Maybe move in with them?

Uhh... Hard to say. He'd -really- prefer to be in a relationship than not.
And i'm not concerned with marriage laws. But i don't disagree i dodge a bullet for totally different reasons.

hOI!!
this my thred!!!
spike is trying to pay for colleg...
buy my stuf pleas!!!
i am old fagest respect me!

I guess I'm still pretty new, i mean I've only been here for a few months. But no one's really said anything to me yet about being a problem. So how can i fix this problem
>
Enjoy
Consider it a thank you for the panty shots

are you in europe? it's 2am so day has been short

...

Sure.
Chara is the only one who has his head far up is ass to think everything someone says about him is flattery

Sorry wrong pic
>
Here are your tits

Aww, but you're the best here.

I'm in texas actually, I'm up unusually late tonight

I havent seen that show.

What are this rectum ravaged ramblings you are posting, newfag.

that explains your waifu

what you up to so late?

Screencapping this, lewdvia

Shut up its not like i like her or anything kappa
Also just up bc of general insomnia, the typical shit

Claiming Alice.

S-sorry to hear that.

T-t-t-that smile...!!

Heh... You don't mind me moving in on your girl?

M-may I ask what happened between the two of you? Your wife, I mean.

Damn I wish I had a gf like Ikusaba...

what does kappa mean?

I see, what did you do this weekend?
I hope you're smart too

Are you my Alice?

Could be, it's been warming up recently. I see, that's sad to hear..i hope it gets better for you. I'm alright, yeah for the most part, played some more dark souls earlier.

Oh my~ Thank you as well.

A little but I want to too so i would understand if you wanted to.

In terms of combat, theres no fine control involved unlike games that need that control (Dark Souls).