/heem/: emil meek edition

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Previous thread: News:

>McCall out again
mmafighting.com/2016/11/18/13675566/illness-forces-ian-mccall-out-of-fight-with-neil-seery-this-weekend

>Chandler poised to benefit from free agency
mmafighting.com/2016/11/18/13659778/for-bellators-michael-chandler-mma-free-agency-is-the-gift-that-keeps

>Bisbin agrees to fight Romero
mmamania.com/2016/11/18/13676792/michael-bisping-agrees-fight-yoel-roidmero-next-spring-silence-holes-who-still-doubt-his-greatness

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Romero lads

No real man gets on welfare

you're an absolute bum. shut yoor fookin' mout

Welfare is for single moms not men

this coat is worth more than your show money, you're a fookin bum.

>Two cards on one day
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What did he mean by this?

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>he thought he could use an emoji on Sup Forums

lol fucking idiot.

>1 am
>6 am

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Who // here

platinum

I want the easiest fight in heem

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This picture triggers me.

Will this woman retire undefeated?

Why can Conor only KO balding men?

you are the cuck of heem

Ian McCall is great.
He tied in a fight with the P4P #1, everyone forgets that bruh

This fucking MADMAN!

twitter.com/teruto_ko/status/799527532475416576?s=09

I didnt forget. It was supposed to go to a 4th sudden victory round but the judges goof'd.

Yet here you are, posting in HIS thread

And here I am, cumming in his wife.

>yet here you are, holding HIS belt

So does anyone but casual fans think McGregor is actually that great? He was gifted a title shot after tapping like CHICKEN earlier in the year. Finished in the 2nd round. Now there is a division of people who deserve title shots who I've been waiting to see fight for the belt. Sucks man. When the dust settles on this memeing marketing bs goober will never be in GOAT talks unless he gets 3+ title defenses at LW, and I'll eat my shorts if he does that

yo quick tip my friends
If you're fighting someone who prefers their rear hand, circle away from it

same shit here, he should've been going right

Alvarez got KO'd cause he was circling RIGHT against someone with a crazy LEFT hand
Please god let the next person McGregor fights circle to your LEFT

Fighting a southpaw with a good left cross: GO LEFT (clockwise)
Fight a orthodox with a good right cross: GO RIGHT (Counterclockwise)
the exception to this is a fighter with a dominant lead hand, shown by them being heavy on their lead leg, like the Diaz bros

Actually going tomorrow night so fancy a /bet/. Chances both Lobov and Hall win?

hey guys the ufc let's me pick my own fights, let me get CM Punk

What are your stats?

Hall, who has confidence issues
>land spinning back kick
>land a flying knee while fucking running at the guy
>land a shitload of GnP
>all within about 20 seconds
>still haven't put his opponent all the way out
>he stands up immediately after the stoppage
>rematch with that fucking guy

Legit win and I like them both but putting money on Hall is dum

Featherweight champion, Lightweight champion, 21-3

>Implying Bisping isn't the MW champ
>Implying anything can't happen in 2016

>circles left with hands down

I've never boxed before and I'm sure I'm oversimplifying, but shouldn't this happen all the fucking time? I mean it seems like guys are constantly circling in the wrong direction.

how does she beat michelle waterson?

Only really considering it since he's 4/1 on 365.

Any /bet/ recs? Wanna make the night a wee bit more fun (and you know win money).

4/1 doesn't seem worth it. Bisping was 10/1 against Rockhold, same with Holly against Ronda. I'd only get on it if odds were that good.

this vapid attention whore has unironic fans

Fuck this gay earth tbhfam

kek'd tbph

as a casual i dont have many guys but i found a few i really like,
>rate my boys
sage northcutt , khabib nurmagomedov, yair rodriguez, stipe miocic and of course paddy the baddy

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He is actually pretty good though

What're the odds on him by KO?

>sage northcutt
meme
>khabib nurmagomedov
based
>yair rodriguez
meme, but fun
>stipe miocic
decent hands + wrestling + decent chin, solid fighter
>paddy the baddy
meme

They're alright

13/2

Moose will be mw champ in 2017

>Moose not being your mw boy

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>Moose will be mw champ in 2017

Wew

If Artem will lose, his next opponent would be Keith Peterson?

also i forgot i really like JDS after watching him live here in croatia, + the stipe fight was awesome and would love to watch them again
>sage northcutt
i really like how the kid was raised nicely , believes in god, trains, is nice and speaks eloquently, does the best backflips ever
cant hate the kid
>yair rodriguez
i just can't get enough of this dude, love those meme kicks and stuff he throws, like you have no idea whats gonna happen next
>paddy the baddy
ye meme dude but likeable
thanks senpai

Who will the next champion to get over 2 title defences be?

Le lose to Romero man

>raised nicely
father is a drug trafficker who put steroids in his cereal
>believes in god
webm related
>speaks eloquently
for a 12 year old
>does the best backflips ever
I'll give you that

Yair is good though

It was a draw. And Romero was juiced to the gills which makes it all the more impressive.

Really starting to like Khabib after watching more interviews with him. He's not a punk like Conor.

Italy calm down and stop being a prick

>Emil Meek

I share something with that nigga.

Ignore that pussy, let him stew in his humiliation that I, alongside others, have administered to him and his shitty boy.

>Replying to coward, weakling, Brazilian manlets living in the US

Honestly think him vs Conor is one of the most interesting matchups at the moment
I really want to see it

or wut

needles?

Obsessed

Why would this trigger anyone when Dom got that win back twice over?

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I'm not roiding yet you goof.

>Replying to a pussy who is afraid to (You) me directly
Bruv. Plus, logic isn't his strongest asset, after all he has Jacare out of all people as a boy.

Jesus christ, Faber's chin is literally gaping in that picture. Absolutely disgusting.

Dominic Cruz is a can crusher.

I'll force you into my guard

kek

i smash you like chicken

Whose Dominic Cruz?

kid was tested in the ufc allready a few times and it came out clean every time, pretty sure he wouldnt be able to maintain that physique if it was "all steroids"
he had abs when he was like 6 and trained his whole life, his father may have sold steroids and what not but you cant dispute he was raised nicely
>yes sir

>eloquently
meant more like well mannered

A pull-out merchant can crusher

He is a great fighter, only competition for the title of best featherweight is Aldo, and he's a top 5 lightweight as well.

Having said that, he is not head-and-shoulders above everyone else in his two divisions the way his record and accomplishments would suggest. He has been given opportunities (the instant lightweight title shot, the shot against Aldo, the instant rematch with Nate) that likely would not have been given to a less marketable fighter. He should not be considered to be in GOAT contention until he's racked up some defenses, at the very least.

UNNFF

twitter.com/user/status/799527532475416576

Is Artem gonna flash KO him?

Has Artem KO'd anyone in the UFC lad?

I feel pain in the thought that my boy paddy was gifted a decision agains fucking Erosa who got knocked out by Artem

There is still a long way for him to heem Mcgregor but I hope that one day I will witness it

He used to KO people all the time in the TUF show.

lol

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>Bisbong thinks The Soldier of Gains isn't all natty.

Fucking Brits just jealous of perfect Cuban bods

>gifted
bruv, learn from mcgoober fans,
they will never admit he was gifted against nate
just habeeb it, paddy will mop the floor with mcgoober

How can you win fights with such a horse faced no-chin visage

>Those abs

Damn

Artem Lobov (Russian: Apтём Лoбoв; born August 11, 1986) is a Russian-born naturalized Irish mixed martial artist. He was a cast member of The Ultimate Fighter: Team McGregor vs. Team Faber and reached the final. Lobov is also noted for being a training partner of current UFC Featherweight Champion and Lightweight Champion Conor McGregor.[2][3]. He is also known to close friends as salad fingers due to his great admiration for the animated YouTube series, he in fact bases his persona and sense of humour on the main character such is his admiration for the show.


>He is also known to close friends as salad fingers due to his great admiration for the animated YouTube series, he in fact bases his persona and sense of humour on the main character such is his admiration for the show.

Jesus

MouSADA looking as shredded as I've seen him in years lads

Hall might be taking a one way trip to the shadow realm

This is made up right? You're pulling my leg surely?

I thought the Irish were supposed to be funny

WEIGH IN
youtube.com/watch?v=nP2BNGbEp9o

>He is also known to close friends as salad fingers
googled salad fingers and couldnt bring myself to watch it more than 30 secs
what in the name of god is wrong with artem

where can i watch lion fight and when is it on?
i thought it was on fight pass but i was wrong.

was it autism?

>two
Try four.

AJ McKee will defeat goobs

thirsty weigh in chick spotted

>SMA
wew lad

hahah omfg its really her !!!

mad

Salad Fingers was fun in its time when people were younger and that kind of weird shit was a craze and not a dime a dozzen

>Other names: T-Rex arms, "da legend", salad fingers

/heem/ has to be behind this