I'd rather die than waste my life in a cubicle

I'd rather die than waste my life in a cubicle.
What are my suicide options ?

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poison the office water supply,
drink water
die
family can sue office
profit

>Shoot yourself
>Drink antifreeze (bleach is for attention whores)
>Get a tank of pure hydrogen, attach it to a tube and breath, it will be painless and you'll be knocked out in roughly 15 seconds (I think it's pure Hydrogen, could be Helium)

You're welcome.

Are you in burger land user ? Easy access to guns is a no brainier , if not crash your car or hang your self

>pure hydrogen

it's helium OP. breathe helium.

pure hydrogen works if you're a smoker

Thanks for the heads up, I knew it was either Hydrogen or Helium.

Suicide by cop is a good one too , usually only work s if you have black skin

watch this video towards the end
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*cough cough* 13% of population 52%of homicides*cough cough* 60% of police shootings are unarmed white males*cough cough*

Get a trade. More money, better work. Excellent social outlet too and you learn valuable life relevant skills you can use at home and to help your friends and family.

I got a university education, administrative experience, management experience, all the like.

I didn't love my job or my co workers until I put on a tool belt.

We'll pull a knife on a copper then , bombs away user

insulin over dose is doesn't take too long, painless and lethal
insulin for diabetes and such

Yeah, crash your car, suffer extreme pain, cost your family/society a ton of resources, leave ICU as a cripple, find it more difficult to kys.
Hanging is also not a good idea. At best you sever the spinal cord and die in about 45 seconds - slower than a guillotine even unless you drop really far and the whole neck rips apart. But it's very common that people don't drop far enough to do that and they slowly choke to death instead. It's 2017, stop killing yourselves like plebeians. Go score a shitton of smack or something.

it's any noble gas... last row in the table...
whereas hydrogen is top left and begins it...

good idea user

pretty sure if you breath and pure gas thats not oxygen you'll die relatively quickly

Fucker a head-on at more than 100km ensures death , disable your airbag and if lucky take a family coming the other way and a rope and tree will do the trick

ikr these unoriginal mopers are stuck in the stone age man!
some creative and modern ways:
use your note 7 as a satnav.
buy a lethal dose of psychotics.
get a massive loan from a shark and give it to the police.
call a biker a fag.
throat fuck a pit bull.
ask a nigger what his dad does for a living.
practice shooting inside an electric car.
eat lion batteries then go out in a thunder storm wearing a foil Cape.

Pure Oxygen will kill you as well.

how many people are going to show their stupidity in response to this?

I have no idea.

it "ensures" death like a headshot, so it doesn't!
it does increase the chances but there are few guarantees beyond nose dive off a building and even that is not a 100% guarantee.