>be a 27 year old NEET >wake up at 6PM and roll out of my racecar bed >piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie >waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey >lights off, nobody there >there is a note on the refrigerator >"Pumpkin, your new daddy Leroy and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders, just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom" >fucking cunt has let my tendies get cold and mushy >and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave >she will fucking learn today >change out of my cloth diaper into a disposable one and hit the road >spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo >arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo >brace myself and enter the lobby >let losse my battle cry >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE" >pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random >staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery >entire venue is being evacuated >navigate my way to Beauty&The Beast >mummy and new daddy are in the front row >covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand >mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror >walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..." >our eyes are locked >as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-" >cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head >bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers >her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo >say very slowly and clearly >"Don't you ever fuck with my chicky tendies again"
And the best part is the dumb whore was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points
Jaxson Martinez
Favorite part the battle cry: rrrrrreeeeeeeeee
Jaxon Bell
my fucking sides op
Easton Mitchell
>chicky tendies is this some sort of retarded net slang?
Jeremiah Price
>>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats what i shouted when i finished reading
Carson Morgan
You tried way too hard. This is just top autism 0/11
Angel Lewis
TENDIES TENDIES GOLDEN BROWN, MUMMY MAKES THEM BEST IN TOWN. PEE PEE POO POO STREAK MY THIGHS MUMMY NOW NEEDS A NEW GUY
Gabriel Morris
Other than that, how was the movie?
Jack Phillips
kys (sorry for replying)
Aiden King
Wtf? Did you not get arrested????
Daniel Kelly
Newfag
Dominic Lee
>"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE" >staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery Fucking hell I wanted to hate this thread
Angel Anderson
Nice. Proud of you.
Henry Ramirez
Newfag
Evan Thompson
you are usually around 400lbs in these so a walk to the cinema probably isnt happening
Jace Watson
>take away any of my good boy points ...your what, now?
Owen Young
7/9
Michael Young
Fuck off, Henrich.
Jackson White
you did the right thing
William Rivera
Newfag detected
Landon Thompson
>new daddy Leroy >hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-"
Loooooooool
Jackson White
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Levi Myers
Special little boys don't go to jail.
Nathaniel Cruz
>>piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie Just hold the piss in for your next shower and go then.
Simple math.
Charles Miller
Or just piss out the window. Dumbasses
Lucas Reyes
good on ya, I would never habe been able to make the walk to the cinema. you should look into having your mom get you a rascal.