Walk into your kitchen and see this. what do?

walk into your kitchen and see this. what do?

do a 360 and walk away

Run the fuck away.

"Cook me some eggs bitch"

Wonder why my washing machine is in my kitchen. I live in America, not backwards Europe.

Run away.

Do a 360 and fuck her right into the pussy

That is 100% a dude

"Haha you look like one of those weird japanese or something"
*grabs chocolate millk in the fridge and walk back to my room*

why is there a laundry machine in the kitchen??

Ask who the fuck changed my; worktops, toaster, kettle, cupboards and washing machine without asking me.

Tell her to go the fuck back to making sandviches

fuck off stop ruining threads

suck her dick

get out the coconut oil, fuck him in the ass, then tell him to make me a goddamn Ham on Rye with spicy mustard

Mommy?

But if you do a 360 you will be facing in the right direction

wonder why there's some plank-faced hoe in my kitchen

Scream, "so that's where I left my Hello Kitty bag!." Grab it and run off to school like a good little boy.

tell my dad to get off the counter

if you turn 360 degrees you will turn in a full circle, retard.

Politely inform her that she's blocking the toaster.

No you won't, idiot..

hello, newfags. welcome to 4chin

Ask her who the fuck she is and why the kitchen i just re-did looks like something from 2005

shout slam piggy slam piggy loudly then tell her to get off the counter cos her ass is touching the kicthen surface and that's unhygenic and tell her fat ass to leave my house or i call the police for tresspassing