I've got 20 hours of homework due in 9 hours and I'm too high to do it

I've got 20 hours of homework due in 9 hours and I'm too high to do it.

How do you guys do your homework high?

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I dont

the trick is to do the work when its assigned to you, you fucking dumbass

The good news is that you'll still have enough money for weed with your adult career in fast food, so long as you still live at home.

I didn't. That's why I dropped out of collage.

>I'm such a good student that I get high solely to make my homework more challenging

lol, wut

Not post on Sup Forums and do the work might be a good start. You put yourself in this situation best you get yourself out.

Man, you fucking stoners will never get it.

You're going to ruin your life over that shitty drug

If you get stoned before class you might not have homework.

drink some hydrogen peroxide right before you go into class. violently puke when you get to the door. then be like "i gott ago to the bathroom im so sorry"
dont come back til the next day

right, but then when I get high the next day?

how do I do my homework then?

Kill yourself you fucking waste

Do you think that would help? Would I be able to do my homework high if I killed myself?

I'm skeptical

idk i saved you a day, you figure it out from there

Sounds like you saved his ass. You gave him 33 hours less the time to pull off the puke stunt.

Just do the work and get high after. Its really not that hard.

All you've done is postpone the inevitable.

>get high again
>do homework
>get high again
>give up
...
>profit

Currently crashing and burning in my first semester of community college, fucking kill me. I have so much shit to do and im just sitting here alternating between Sup Forums and Overwatch.

Do homework first, then get high as fuck.
You did it backwards dumbass.

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fuck spiderhydramine

Eat a bunch of fast food. That always sobers me up

well aren't you a stupid sack of shit?

You don't. You smoke up AFTER you've gotten important shit done that you need to do.
Also why did you let your homework build up so much? Also why are you posting here when you're underage?

I snorted two lines of coke just so i could finish a scale model of my city

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lmao. You're fucked, sorry

just dont get high until your shit's done, what are you, retarded?
take a fucking T-break and get your life back on track for a bit.