Sup Forums i just almost got the girl of my dreams and i fucked it up big time

Sup Forums i just almost got the girl of my dreams and i fucked it up big time.
before i go into the forest and do the shooty bang self kill, i will tell my only friends i have the story.

>be me
>sophomore at college, huge fucking beta fag.
>dont think im that ugly, i think im sorta average looking but im socially retarded.
>I work at hardware store near my school
>anyway i always see this fucking 10/10 gril on campus
>literal love of my life
>lets call her rachel
>I actually know who she is because i work with her brother at the hardware store and she sometimes comes in to visit
>her brothers name is dylan
>so one night me and dylan go to this party after work, everyone i know at school is there and its pretty fun
>i start drinking, start having fun, overall an awesome night.
>then out of fucking nowhere, i see rachel come into the party.

cont.?

Go on

Yes

Please, enlighten us further.

Continue cunt

cont
>she looks hotter than usual
>i start to get nervous as fuck
>im standing next to dylan
>she sees her brother from across the room and walks over
>FUCK
>start sweating profusely
>kneesweakarmsspaghetti.jpg
"hey dylan i ddint know you were coming! whos your friend?"
>she has acknowledged my existence
almost pass out
this is user. user, meet rachel, my sister.
>i dont even remember what the fuck i said
>after i blabbered like a retard i said ill be right back
>go into the kitchen and some dude bro notices i look like shit
"you look like you need to drink a little more there bud"
>hands me bottle of tequila and i take a couple shots
>thankyou dudebro
>pretty fucking drunk
>pretty fucking confident too
>walk over back to dylan and rachel
>we all start talking and things are going great
>dylan says he is tired and wants to leave
>i say okay and start walking away
>rachel touches my hand and says
"dont leave user"
>OHSHITNIGGA.LAZERDISC3000
>flashforward ten minutes and we are sitting on couch talking
>she gets kinda flirty

cont?.

get on with it faggot

stop asking. keep going

bump

Stop asking cont? Like a faggot and just fucking cont!!

Dude, you can't rely on other people for your happiness. There are literally billions of females in the world. The one will find you. Happiness comes from yourself.

if this is good put me in the screencap

no

HURRY THE FUCK UP JESUS

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Agree. Thought my first girlfriend would be the best thing I ever get in life and nothing is going to ruin that. Fwd a few months. We broke up.I felt like the biggest looser in the world. Fwd another couple months. Got new girlfriend. Thought to myself nothing is going to ruin that, ever.

And then you found out she was the lochness monster and tree fiddy

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Stop baiting

OP has killed himself

good riddance

>Be OP
>Be a complete faggot

Good riddance

Oi, great minds think alike, eh?

Indeed

you want to be a slow asshole, fuck your lame story

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Bump

BUMP, get on with the story faggot.

Bump

404'd

Boomp

ok op why are we reading your standard beta party story at all?

cont
>she puked and left
>next day didn't remember shit
>im still beta fag