Bundesliga

Bundesliga:

15:30 Augsburg ? - ? Hertha Berlin
15:30 Borussia Moenchengladbach ? - ? FC Cologne
15:30 Darmstadt ? - ? Ingolstadt
15:30 Mainz 05 ? - ? Freiburg
15:30 Wolfsburg ? - ? Schalke 04
18:30 Borussia Dortmund ? - ? Bayern Munich

Other leagues:

13:30 Manchester United ? - ? Arsenal
20:45 Atletico Madrid ? - ? Real Madrid


Gossip:

>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger will make Borussia Dortmund's 27-year-old Germany winger Marco Reus his top transfer target if they lose Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, also 27.
- Bayern


Random:

- Today is world toilet day
- Mens day
- Day of the soup
- National holiday in Monaco


Names day:

Elisabeth
Mechthild
Sissi
Lisa
Ilse
Bettina
Marlies
Lisanne
Lilian
Sven
Elizabeth
Liselotte
Lili
Eliza
Tabitha
Elisabetta
Liliane
Lilly
Bella
Fausto
Elisabet
David
Elise
Marlie
Lisa-Marie

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R E D B U L L S

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

who else /lifelong/ here?

>mfw

Who depressed here?

Who else here /notabletowatchanyoftoday'sgameslive/ here?

Also, gooooooood morning.

I like you bundessu
Dortmund will win 2-1

>Fausto

not me

If I ever have a daughter I name her Mechthild, Liselotte or Fausto.

Hmmm

bundes is gay

so is yer mum

yes, I'm sure Dortmund is going to win today. Unless somebody here does something retarded.

woke up to this. feels good

>dortmund
>win

wake up

HEY sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

>3.07
literally lmaoing

It was just on Sieg. 3.07 isn't bad considering that it was /freemoney/.

just came back from aldi

>- Day of the soup
Guess I know what I'll be cooking today

Should I watch Bundesliga today or EPL?
I dont particularly care for #fakeClassico and they got some good games over there today

epl
manchester united - arsenal and then southampton - liverpool

right
cant wait to see Mou implode even more and Klopps antics

>- Today is world toilet day
This kills the Indians.

Hello, /bundes/! Ban expired. Good being back.

ugh

I want sex

me senpai

not me

me too

13.30 manchester united - arsenal
18.30 dortmund - buyern
20.44 atletico - real

Yernited
Buyern
DRAW

EZ

you forgot schalke, which is the most important match today

Denmark confirmed mod. Don't trust her when she says she got b&.

denmark is a slut, too

inb4 banned

ah yes. it also falls nicely into the gap between manu - arsenal and dortmund
thanks

Allan Kuhn has been sacked as head coach of Malmö FF, just days after winning the Swedish league.
He could be in for a return to AaB, if they react to their current crisis by getting rid of Lars Söndergaard.

Fantastic OP

habibi es zerreist mich digga es bricht mir das hetz diese drecks alman schweine wie könt ihr ein muslem nur sowas antun ihr drekcs mushriks

...

kleine dip an meine freinde tut niemals die wo dings machen dun da wo red bull un coca gola drin steht inne arsch neimache verstehst? aua aua mei oarschloch des dud so dolle weh nei da habsch mi aba wat eigfange

>/freemoney/

bayer got the first goal and was leading 2:1 by half time. where the fuck was is freemoney?

Du Dreggs Boyoschwein do wirsch scho sehn wenn de Bullen erschma Meischter sin dän wörd di dät lächn öbä ma vergehn! Du un die andren Wessis die könn dan aba ma guckn!

because no matter red bulls or black bulls, lil white bois always get cucked

bundes is heterosexual

so was your mom before you were born

On that note, I was expecting WAY more bull/cuck bantz with RB before the season started
Kinda disappointed in the turnout to be truthful

*kisses you*

I just upgraded to 200 megabits internet

gotta go fast

One day, archaeologists and historians will look at this period in time and wonder why people used to draw lines around street signs before they were allowed to write posts on the internet

3.07 was terrible odds considering what was available

RB crushing it is fine and all, but could Swansea please win today? :c

This does look kind of brutal. I expected a smaller wound.

Robben is injured
my day has become pointless

lmao wat a fuccboi

why do you care about swansea?

It's what I do.

EIN SCHUSS EIN TOOOR HANNOVA

2017 will be a based year
Merkel Kanzlerin again
Steinmeier as the best Bundespräsident ever
Red Bulls will win Meisterschaft
HSV will go down
Hannover and Braunschweig back in first bundes

>HSV will go down
lol

Sounds awful aside from the RBL thing.

Wait, HSV going down is good as well.

no they wont

uhm, that was my point

"Oh HSV allez - wir wollen Hannover siegen sehn, die Farben Schwarz-Weiß-Grün werden nie unter gehn - wir wollen euch siegen sehen!!"

OH HSV ALLEZ WIR WOLLEN HANNOVER SIEGEN SEHN! DIE FARBEN SCHWARZ WEISS GRÜN WERDEN NIE UNTER GEHN! WIR WOLLEN EUCH SIEGEN SEHN!

Who will make them stay up? They can't even get 40 Punkte any more so they are sure to go down

Hoffe vs HSV tomorrow

BASED DEMIRBAY WILL GIFT THEM ONE IN

HSV literally needs to win twice to even have a chance to get off a relegation spot

hello

>SEVILLA

KJEK

Yes, hallo

#ManUtd XI (Arsenal): De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Rojo, Darmian, Carrick, Herrera, Mata, Pogba, Martial, Rashford

#Arsenal XI (ManUtd): Cech, Jenkinson, Mustafi, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Elneny, Ramsey, Mesut, Walcott, Alexis

/mehere/ ;_;

United have five players whose surnames end in a

Arsenal have four players whose surnames end in y or i

United have 11 players and Arsenal have 11 players too

HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK HARNIK

tfw i missed the match yesterday

i wanna die

why did you miss it?

i didn't sleep for almost 2 days and right in the time around the match I felt sleepy

i'm so mad holy shit

schlafi > bundes

JBL scored for the U19s today

who?

JBL's not U19 and he's not a soccer player either

youtube.com/watch?v=dx3KC9nU6yw

Jacob Bruun Larsen

Never heard of her

...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nice ladder

how do you go from this...

to this

*pruts*

...to this?

who is that?

also, Nazi Germany also had some negers

There is a country that used to be over 90% white a couple of decades ago and is only 60% white right now.
I just can't think of its name atm.

can you please wait with all the intpol posting until 18:30 cet?

France?

this guy legitimately looks like an animal
there are some decent looking black people but this is not one of them

still looks better than Müller

seems german to me

>watch some Russian stream
>suddenly commercial for Kräuterhof Pferdebalsam
>Milka ad right after, everythign has German on the packaging
really weird to me

>commercial for Kräuterhof Pferdebalsam
why would they show an ad for that on tv? horses don't even watch tv lol

>horses don't even watch tv lol
you sure about that?

big doggo