A wizard appears before you and pops up a car and the woman of your dreams. He says he feels generous enough to give you ONE of them
Which one would you choose?
-Woman:
>She'll always be in love with you whatever you do
>She's intelligent and has a good sense of humour
>She'll constantly try to make you feel happy in whatever way she can think of
>She'll do pretty much anything you ask her to
-Car:
>lt's a lamborghini
I'm a lonely virgin neckbeard with no aspiration to ever get a car because public transportation is pretty good where i live.
I'LL TAKE THE LAMBORGINI lolol xxXDdDD
Give me the car the bitches will come afterwards
>car of my dreams is a lambo
As I'm married and have none of the woman things in my life, I'll take the girl. Just to find out what it's like to be loved and made happy
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Lambos are an impractical car
I'd go the chick
>a lambo
>car of your dreams
I'll take the girl then
>Well seeing as one practically doesn't exist and the other is an overrated car, I'll take the woman
the woman, I can always get a lamborghini, a woman however...
>She'll do pretty much anything you ask her to
Go get me a lamborghini
The woman.
Anyone who takes the lamborghini is fucking retarded.
OP must be lonely as fuck
Woman-Amy shumer
Car-1987 cobra mustang
Of course I choose the NAWALT
what the fuck
There would only be 1 nawalt. Lamborghini are WORTHLESS in comparison.
Girl, nobrainer...
Car would lose value over time, get scratches and dents, may get stolen or total loss destroyed.
A loving woman is something money can't buy...
To be honest, i'd love myself a Lambo IRL, wizards aside.
kek
>Girl would lose value over time, get wrinkles and moles, may cheat or turn out to be a total psychopath.
>A lamborgini is something an average man can't buy...
>To be honest, i'd love mysekf a girl IRL, wizardhood aside
Read the OP rules again.
Girls are impractical human
Seeing as my perfect woman owns a Ferarri anyway, i'll take the girl.