Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=LCb5E-oIEZ4
acmelab.yale.edu/sites/default/files/2011_the_substitutibility_of_physical_and_social_warmth.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=4JzADoe1UE8
youtu.be/4pCTQwLTBeo
e-hentai.org/g/143383/b6f36d586f/
youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

But I deny hanging out to everyone
I like my hair, keeps my head warm. I don't think bald would be a good idea
It doesnt' seem to have had that effect on me. I've been eating peanut butter for most of my life
>makes your body hair grow too
Can't say that this is a thing it's doing either. Maybe I'm just weird

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Claimed
Poi~

God godverdomme. youtube.com/watch?v=LCb5E-oIEZ4
Had het wel verwacht. Het is niet alsof iemand met Geert zou willen regeren.
Its just me. Just the 2 of us

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How long is the average shower?

Not long enough

for neets 20+ min
for normies ~10

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mine is like 10 minutes

I do realize I am below par today, when it comes to posts.
I'm just tired.

I'm pretty sure I have heard stuff from them on some previous occasion, that cover artwork seems pretty familiar.
The song sounds great as well, I think I'll give them a try.

huh? why would a neet shower that long?

>claiming Taiga

(Sono)
Not a musician, just enjoy listening to music.
Can't stand being alone in complete silence, I'm pretty good at being alone.

I usually shower for 2 hours, am I weird?

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do you fall asleep?

that's a lot of wasted water for africans

In Study 1, higher scores on a measure of chronic
loneliness (social coldness) were associated with an increased tendency to take warm baths or showers.
-acmelab.yale.edu/sites/default/files/2011_the_substitutibility_of_physical_and_social_warmth.pdf

POI
Even then, other people make me too uneasy
Long hot showers are good

Shiro claimed.

I'm glad you're doing good with me, but the way to put that is kinda creeps. Also why so formal?

Like 4 minutes for actual showering, then 10 minutes standing there trying to figure out where I went wrong.

I've read that sleep is supposed to help with that. Sleep and cocaine.

and! this ep from wild nothing tho it's a bit more electronic youtube.com/watch?v=4JzADoe1UE8

No
>that's a lot of wasted water for africans
I hate when people say this, I could run a hose outside into the ground and throw food out the window and it won't make a difference to someone in Africa because I would have just eaten it myself anyway.
I'm 12 times as lonely as the average person?

That is a lot my man
That gets pricy

mooooog

>that image
I'm so glad that scene was there at the very end
I was almost incredibly upset

Claiming best girl.

~15min.

it was just a joke, I guessed you'd respond, since you like hitler and all that

so are you just taking a bathe then? unless you're standing for 2 hours

rango

Thank you for making the thread user~

Ehh you are not normal. Are you white?

M-maybe, I don't like to talk about myself anymore...

That sounds scary. Did your throat hurt too or was it just a fake mental cough?

I want to stretch your insides and make you bleed

25 mins for hairy people
10 mins for normies

You should learn something~ Piano is always fun because you can play anything on it

A cute!

if we measure the loneliness in terms of number of intentional physical contact you'd be a whopping ∞ times more lonely

I guess I'm a normie

thats unfortunate. i want to learn more about you.

I translated Dutch to German and got diffrent results than English so I went with the Dutch one.

Evidence indicates otherwise.

The first half was good, but the 'with you' made no sense, especially since you said it as you would to a stranger.
Do the Dutch differentiate between different levels of 'you'?

You're welcome again ^^

Yes, I'm quite white

For who?
For example, one division is between boys and girls.
Boys probably 10 to 15 minutes or so.
Girls, probably 20 to 25 minutes or so.

Oh you know me well, I'm all about that white supremacy :P XD

I sometimes squat when my legs get tired but I mostly stand up.

I don't even know.

Bye. I'll be back

Wees blij dat we geen Sylvana hebben of Jesus leeft.

You sure are getting into it, should I start getting worried?

My lungs felt itchy. The more I coughed the more it made me cough.
It was more like my stomach hurt because of all the coughing. Throat not so much.

Mine.

Do you do full heel or western spy squat?

Shouldn't you know with your own language?

you're weird, but that's why I like you :o

when do you shower? seems like you'd need to plan them ahead of time

blacked

yui is that you

I have no problem with that.
I am actually a really big fan of Wild Nothing, and coming off of Nocturne, Empty Estate was different enough to be interesting, but still retained what I liked about the project as a whole.
Any at all familiar with Freak Folk?
youtu.be/4pCTQwLTBeo

Or more conveniently coffee.

Google translate isn't good at all. But no we don't

No, I'm a waifu newfag.

mugi fucks niggers

I can relate.

I'd love to learn to play something, I'm living in an apartment complex with tiny apartments though.
Noise would be an issue. I don't even have enough space for a desk in here, so a piano is kinda out of the question.

That's the worst sentence I've read in weeks

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Play something soft
I have an ukulele which is reasonably quiet and very portable so if I want to take it outside I can
They're also extremely easy to play so it's really fast to pick up

Nayn

I don't know, what's the difference?
It's not like I have a life, I can just take them whenever I want unless it's to late.

That stuff loses its edge after a while...
Also Sakamichi got a lot more comfy by now. Good call!

It's good enough to understand the gist of things and translate things into English. For all else... well... there isn't really an alternative.
Du/Dir/Dich for children, friends, family; Sie/Ihnen/Ihr for strangers, your boss, etc., btw.

Heel on the ground,
true Russian found.
Heel in the sky,
Western Spy.

its a very bad meme
e-hentai.org/g/143383/b6f36d586f/

hmm alright then

what are you doing now?

Here you see a good example. The man on the far left is a western spy, trying to mingle with the gopniks to steal their semechki.

>Misaki claimed

I had a really interesting day today

>Went to church

>went to KFC afterwards

>ghetto thot says to me 'damn you're all dressed up and looking good, slay (incoherent jungle babbling continues) look away shyly and smile

>tfw barely shaved, barely combed my hair, just a polo, jeans, boots, and a wrist watch

>go to shooting range with new AR-15

>it's awesome

>cute chick who reminds me of ex keeps looking at me

>head home

>stop at wawa's to eat

>cool homeless dude asks if I'm throwing out any food

>hang out with him a bit

>he's like the Far Cry 3 rich kid who suddenly became homeless

>cool dude at heart

>teaches me some cool shit like a special way of doing 'cheers' with a glass, "never above you (hits top of glass) never below you (hits bottom) "always beside you" (hits glass at same spot).

>talk about Jesus

>go home

>clean AR-15

>wonder what to do next

>come here

Idk man

It's rare moments like this where I suddenly feel better about my existence.

We have jij for someone you know and u for someone you don't know or is higher in certain things for example your manager at work and someone thats old.

what did you get to eat at kfc?

Googling squatting positions.
I had no idea I was Russian, I feel so connected with my ancestors now.

In Australia we have 'you' for people you dont know, 'oi mate' for the ones you know, and 'oi, ya cunt' for best friends.

I'm pretty sure western squat is just bad form and dangerous for weighted squats

do you work out?

Without reading what you wrote. Was it really necessary to make double the length it would have been otherwise by hitting enter twice?

Not if you keep increasing the dosage.

Ehh that's weird. White people are very hairy.

I may be smaller than you, I may not be in as good of shape as you, I may be all the way here in America... but...

I can still rape.

A-and nothing was wrong with you..?

You needa get outta that apartment!

Come move to America. Our apartment are the size of houses and our houses are the size of buildings~

I guess it's pretty similar then.

Quick, wear adidas tracksuits and listen to hardbass!
youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

At some point you'd need to start injecting espresso tho.

I'm not very hairy at all. just on my head

Euhm, I'm glad you're so happy?

In UK we have 'Oi mate(s)/wanker(s)/knobhead(s)
and you.
Its just all about respect. And Dutch is a bad language

And we have chap too

Sounds like a nice day.
Fun shooting the AR?

I really should, I'll keep ukulele in mind.
My motivation to do anything has been at rock bottom for 6 months now, hopefully it'll come back and I can try it.

I hope to move sometime in the summer, would be at least double the size of my current place.
Then at least the space excuse will be somewhat gone.

I do 20 squats and 10 push ups everyday before going to bed.

Who's to say I am not practically doing that already?

I never say any of those

A famous bowl with pepsi

Not hitting enter twice screws the format

Yes. First shot recoil took me a bit by surprise after shooting .22s and 9mm all my life, but I got the hang of it eventually. Now it's just a matter of practice.

You use weight for the squats? And I suggest doing 3 sets of 12 reps of push ups every day if you want to do more because just 10 will become to easy at some point.
Depends where you are from ofcourse.

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that's good then

do you know how to make a server on minecraft? tomoyoyo doesn't and I don't, sad times
those are really good, good choice

That we can agree on. It's like the retarded rape child of German and English. No offence.

The fact you're still breathing. Also coffee is more expensive than water and you rarely find it in dumpsters.

afternoon

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When muh hair was longer, they averaged 20 minutes.

Now that it is much shorter I average 10 minutes.

Claim

no not familiar at all...school me senpai!

I don't shower

you broke minecraft -_-
does every girl in the show have :3 face?

George claimed.

evening. I smell like a horse.

X-ray showed some scar on my lung and doc #3 guessed it gets irritated somehow and that could be the reason. Doc #2 just mentioned something about hypersensitive lungs. Antibiotics and other meds had no effect. It's eased up by now, but still sometimes get these coughing fits out of nowhere. Forever a mystery.

You did -_-

did you get your drinks yet?

what did you do? :o
DIRTY old man -_-

-_-

Claim

>just 10 will become to easy at some point.
I have NOT reached that point.
I don't think so but I think it involves deditated wam, I've only ever played multiplayer Locally.

no alcohol, long distance driving tonight. there will be more than enough tomorrow though.

I pet a horse. and got used as an itching post.

naicu

You'll come there. I can do like 63 now. So I put weights on me back

Y-you're lucky. What's your secret?

I"M GOING IN RAW

Do you have enough space for a bed? Maybe it's because you're 2.1 meters tall.

Jill Valentine.

Y-you must be breathing something from outside...

I mean, I don't really do anything. I just do me

Air probably.

blood-chan...

Okay, okay, you win. I'll do what you want

I know the context but it's still bad

Just gotta break out of the groove
Sometimes all it takes is a little change to get that motivation back

Usap

Jesus that's been a while
Fucking old newgrounds

like on console? it's so much simpler there :(

did you finish your last project?
oh how exciting, there's a farm with horses I walk by, they seem very scary

have fun tomorrow then