Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman

Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman.
Fuck? Marry? Kill?

kill kill kill

I would rather just kill myself.

Kill all

I can't do it. I would fuck Sarah Silverman if I had to choose but I absolutely despise the other two. I have a burning fucking hatred for sister molesting Lena Pig and Amy "Muh Vagina" Joke Stealing Schumer.

I wish both of them would die, right now.

Fuck Schumer, kill Dunham, Marry Silverman.

Fucking obviously. Too easy user.

I went to high school with Sarah silverman ask me anything

fuck porky, marry the jew with decent tits, kill the goblin.

Fuck them all. I love slam piggies.

exactly what I was going to say

this

Nuke

was she an annoying teacher's pet that got A's on everything?

or more of a C- student that was just... dumb in every way.

Was she always such a squeaky bitch?

Hatefuck amy Schumer
Marry Sarah
Kill the third wheel

Average student, but smart too

Yes

She also broke into a teacher's house one year that no one liked and rearranged his furniture while he was in class

Coolest thing she's ever done probably

Someone tweet this to all three of them, I wanna see what storm in a teacup comes from it.

Marry Sarah. She's cute, likes anal, and she's actually still funny.
Hatefuck the living hell out of Amy schumer, and suck her fat tits until they're chaffed.
Kill Lena. Even if she's getting skinny, she's still a disgusting pedophile.

Kill Amy Schumer for obvious reasons.
I don't know Lena but she looks ugly so I kill her as well.
Fuck Sarah Silverman! She might be a Jew but damn her body is nice and she has a cute smile! Might decide to mary her after that.

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your choices are okay, but the reasons for your choices suck.

Kill Amy Schumer, Fuck Sarah Silverman, and Marry Lena Dunham because I don't want to have any sex with her.

Kill Dunham, Fuck Schumer, Marry Silverman.
All of them are unbearable cunts though.

Kill Dunham
Fuck Silverman
Marry Schumer and divorce her the next day

kill lena dunham and sarah silverman by throwing amy schumer on them, then watch them suffocate under that swines weight

Would anger fuck Sarah Silverman.

Then kill all 3 because no.

Agreed

I would fuck all of them and go back for seconds with Sarah, but kill all of them afterward

Sarah is Wife

Lena is sex

Amy is third.

You people are fucking stupid

Did she bring in her own lunch or eat hot lunch? What clique table did she sit at? (the cheerleaders, the debate/business, the band table, the military kids, stoners and goths, or the weird kids playing magic the gathering in the corner?)

I'd ask you to post a yearbook photo or some dumb club activity photo of her, but by the time you do that the thread will be gone.

For what it's worth, my parents went to highschool with Mimi from the Drew Carey show. They both said she was a fat, loudmouth lesbian attention whore. True to character, it seems.

You're a huge hero and everyone is thankful for your useful post

better than lying to anonymous losers on the internet fag

>being this retarded

>implying people didn't go to high school before they were famous

ok....try getting out of the house...im not lying

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No matter who you choose, you'll still ultimately end up with a shrill yenta, who'll turn into a troll with cankles

jack off, marry nobody, and kill myself

fuck dunham, marry silverman, kill the fuck out of schumer

Let's see a picture of a yearbook with her picture then faggot.

Uhh not sure about the lunch but i'd guess home lunch since our town is an extremely small, organic one

it was a high school of about 300 kids so there weren't really cliques, not a nerd though she was a trouble maker

I would fuck Sarah Silverman blind.

Kill the other two.

Then fuck Sarah Silverman more then kill her.

>Fuck Sarah Silverman in her Jew asshole
>Marry Amy Schumer
Kill myself

Would have to happen within 24hrs, I dunno how long I can last after seeing Silverman naked...

Fuck off you fucking child I'm old enough to be your pops

We didn't jack off over year books. I don't have one

Kill yourself you beta cuck

It amazes me how people are proud of their retardedness on this site

If it was Amy Schumer before she got too full of herself would fuck. Marry Silverman. And kill Dunham post haste.

kill/kill/kill

lol okay fucking bullshitter

Kill amy "ugly" schumer.
Marry sexy kike sarah silverman
fuck dunham

Please get out of my thread you autist

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agreed

Fuck and merry silverman. Kill both fat talentless hacks

Thanks for your stories, I figure it's not like you'd have predicted who became what and payed extra attention.

I can't see how she was able to get into acting. Was there some dumb school or local play or musical that she really shined in?

protip: he didn't actually go to school with her dummy

Don't think she did anything at our school, but she traveled to Boston a lot (45 minute drive)

She came back and did a talk at our school (Derryfield in NH)

I think it's on youtube if you're interested

Sarah SIlverman is not that bad, Idk what your autistic problems are

Refrigerator bodies are disgusting.

this cringe

k. thanks.