/cric/

Pakistan 133 & 129/7 (66 ov) v New Zealand 200

India 455 v England 244/8 (99.1 ov)

Zimbabwe 12/0 (4.1/50 ov) v West Indies

Victoria XI 258 v Sth Africans 56/1 (12.4/50 ov)

Cuckbourne Ltd.

is threadcunt ded?

I thought only abos lived in NT

cuckbournes on suicide watch

No, didn't he say last night he has to keep living for a year so suicide is covered by his life insurance.

Cuckbourne

losing my grip on reality

victorians btfo by their superior countrymen

watch as they tell me that the word 'countrymen' is outdated and we shouldn't use gender specific words

Cuckbourne

>you will never be a big strong New South Welshman.
Why bother living?

I got rated 8/10 by multiple people on /soc/. Why can't I get laid?

Nah, there's a few farmers and shit. It just has the most abos overall

/soc/ is generous

Imagine actually living in Cuckbourne

Based Gregory

If you guys hate people from Melbourne so much, tell me, how many of them have you fought to show them your disapproval?

And I mean physically, online battles are as much a fight as what esports are an actual sport

Apologize.

Vinyl records are awesome to collect, they do sound good if they are clean and you have a decent needle and stereo

but all the people who try to say that digital audio sounds bad, especially old geezers with blown out ears like Neil Young, are full of shit

I would love to see Neil Young do a blindfold test

that old burned out fuck probably couldn't tell the difference between a vinyl record and realplayer audio

I personally travel to Melbourne each weekend to assault a person on the street

stop the cringe I don't want to imagine that

>Imagine waking up to APEX stealing your cars
>APEX staunching you with a screwdriver
>Getting intimidated when people say 'fag'
>Fake coughing when they see someone smoking

What's for dinner lads?

lets have one of these

Cuckbourne=Seattle
Shitney=LA
Pissbane=Miami
Poorth=San Diego
Sadelaide=Dallas
Darwin=New Orleans
Canberra=DC
Pissmania=Guam
Alice Springs=St. Louis
/gong/=Charleston,SC

Who here remembers when Broad averaged 30 batting in tests?

Not much m8 just going to eat some WORMS from this thread

Best thing I've read all day. Keep it up lad.

cuckbourne

Who here remembers Pokemon Crater, and feeling cool as fuck at school looking at the new Pokemon before the other kids?

really funny stavros

I personally love living in Melbourne. Fight me you bunch of faggots.

semen

t. cuckbournian

MUMMYMACCAS

stubby or a stanley knife

your pick

I prefer bottle because you can swing it as opposed to having to jab. Plus you can use it as a projectile

Black cock.

t. Cuckbournian

Don't fight with an object man, just use your fists.

If you need an item to beat a cucktorian, aren't you then just as bad?

>AHAHHAHA KEKBOURNE
>LOLOLOL XD MELBOUNRES GET TRIGGERED
> XD XD XD FAGGOT PARADES
>AHAHAH GUGS

hurr durr

Fight me with your fists like a man.

fuck you got me ye i guess you're right
but causing maximum violence is best outcome

Imagine being this triggered and poobsessed

extramarital semen

I'm from Melbourne if anyone was wondering

Typical Saturday in Cuckbourne.

didn't need to tell us mate, trust

samefagging this hard

rate this new meme

love it

If you want to achieve that, use live ammunition at protests, it's like shooting fish in a barrel lmao.

See Sharpeville and Marikana if you need help

nothing makes me harder than smacking a melbournian whilst in my airmax tn's and then going through his wallet

/n/

Reminder that Tony Abbott was an objective failure of a prime minister

Gotta look after my wives son so she can have a night out and discover the culture of Melbourne lads

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You were supposed to expose Ashmeme, not reinforce him

RideBro here. I don't even browse that shit board. Why are you trying to implicate me as some sort of bike pleb?

which country do you think you're talking to here

thanks to cuckbourne guns are evil baby killing machines and the police confiscated my .22 and fined me

>it's Melbourne's fault that I am a moron bogan

who are you?

how much was her ticket for sudan?

There is literally zero major policies of his Turnbull has altered. Tony's policy on carbon pricing, border security, gay marriage, and the Republic are literally unaltered

making a /ck/ thread tonight mate?

>thanks to cuckbourne
That manlet cuck Howard, a sydneysider faggot, took your guns m8

did he say otherwise?

Just bedded Modelcunts ex gf lads. She said it was nice not to feel physically ill after intercourse as she always did with a subhuman ranga.

AMA

they took my rifle that didn't even have its bolt in because I lived on less than 10 acres. On top of that Im way out in the boonies

there is literally nothing wrong with gun control and it was one of the biggest achievements of the howard administration

t. western australian

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I'm not sure where I said that Turnbull has achieved literally anything as prime minister yet

clean your nails

so you broke a two decade old law and got fined for it?

what an injustice

Melbourne contributes to Labor Governments, who back the teachers unions who have destroyed education in this country.

So it literally is Melbournes fault he's a moron

No, but if you make one I will support it.

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i don't get it

he's just letting us know he smokes weed

I am RideBro. I am also responsible for telling WalkBro to don the trip. My gimmick is telling you lazy sacks of shit to get out there and ride for at least two hours a day. I am basically Durianrider but not a fuckwit.

Yes, because Tony's policies won the last election

Durianrider's defining feature is that he's a fuckwit

i want to kick that cat across the room like a footy ball

that doesn't even matter, I've been through the NT and police have pulled my friends and I over and we had rifles unsecured and loaded and the cops didn't do shit

cuckbourne cops suck cuckbourn cocks

did Tony draft the new budget?

>I broke the law
>it didn't matter that I broke the law though! It's Melbourne's fault!

kek

Daily reminder that ALL melbourne citizens in this threads support safe schools

>Declaring the firearms you have
>Not having the guns of your father's and grandfather's stored away in your house.

You're missing out lad, nothing quite like taking my oupa's guns and having some shooting practice

Did Tony ever draft a successful budget?

Hope you guys remember this tale.

KEKBOURNE

Nearly 10 overs in and Zim hasn't collapsed yet.


Are they, dare i say it, going to lose by fewer than 10 wickets?

I'm missing out because of the guns are scary sentiment held by vics and nsw citizens that have never left their half acre property 5 minutes from the city and can't fathom why anyone would need a gun

there's laws permitting you to have a gun if you need one

>tfw stepmummy leaves her thong in the bathroom
>tfw the aroma on the crotch part

Feminist vegan here AMA

>The yellow carcinogen seeping out of the left one.

Enjoy your trip to the oncology unit mate.

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Nice lad, post pics, I haven't seen what she looks like in almost 2 months.

Sad for you lad, but then again I got to ask, why did you declare it?

i hadnt used it in 2 years by that point and doubted I would anytime in the future but the fact that it didn't have its bolt and I had no ammunition and THEY still took it away from me annoys me.

I didn't need a gun anymore and I wouldn't even call it a gun seeing as it wouldn't fire it was just a slab of wood and metal that I payed for, got liscenced, had a cabinet built but still got stolen for upsetting people

did you know correlation means causation?

Is the herbal jew /cric/ approved?

yes the law says that they will take it from you and it was their legal right to do so

>Smokes weed
>Has a joint

That's not smoking pot mate, the legend in has the right idea.

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because I couldn't say i lost it in a boating accident

also theres about 1 million odd SKS rifles buried in Australia and I wasn't about to put mine in the ground

trying to hide the racoon carcass?

pathetic pandering fuck