So I'm a hairy fat guy virgin with my dick concealed under the flab

So I'm a hairy fat guy virgin with my dick concealed under the flab.

Is it a generous and kind move to lose weight over a year or two before getting an escort to have sex with?

Just do it now Sup Forumsro

Yea but I don't want to make them fuck a tiny dick attached to a fat basement dweller even if that's what they're used to

I think that as long as you shower and dress fairly cool, maybe a bit of cologne beforehand they won't mind. You both know what it is so why not have fun with it?

>you both know what it is

Wat

I know it's not a date but I wouldn't feel right being fat and having a tiny dick

They prize NICE customers over big dicks 100% of the time.
They don't actually care if you can't dick them like a god thats merely a nice and highly unexpected bonus but so is the customer not being a massive prick and actually treating them like human beings.

Is it your first time? Tell them. Honestly the more they know you as a person and vice versa the better unless you're going for Hooker-Tier "escorts" who are only escorts in name.

Just make sure you put some effort into your personal hygiene and looks and you're good.

To be clear: be clean, maybe wear some nice smelling cologne(doesn't have to be expensive it just shows you're trying which means you're considerate), maybe get your haircut the day before or style it real nice(again, you're trying), wear half decent clothes(don't show up wearing yesterdays T-Shirt and old underwear).

Tl;dr just show you're being considerate of them and don't call them bitch or ho and the like. Nice customers get better service and don't get screened or blacklisted. Asshole customers get the "just get it over with treatment" and get handed off to progressively worse girls.

You're paying her to fuck, wouldn't even wash beforehand tbh FAM.

They care vastly less than your average chick would to the point its a non-issue. Just be nice, look nice, and pay nice.
Show you actually think of them as a person and you're golden.

Are you really white knighting prostitutes?

A lot more confidence will come if youre not 300 pounds and have a -3 inch dick. Lose weight OP

I don't want them to know how awkward I am so I kinda want the "just get it over with" treatment.

Ideally it'd last less than half an hour with few words spoken

Wtf is this shit? Don't listen to this fairy. She's selling her pussy like a dirty bitch because she's a dumb fuck. Bitch deserves to be degraded as much as possible.

Prostitutes? No. They're scum and they know it.
ACTUALLY ESCORTS? They're people and should be treated as such.

Where's a pic? Let's see that flab and little dick OP.

White knight faggot.

OP here

I guess I'd rather have a prosty because then it's over quick with few words exchanged

by that time u might not need it, u fuckin slob

They become proustites as soon as they sell sex you mong. They're called escorts because prostitution is illegal you complete sperglord

>...treating them like human beings.
>fuck for money and nothing else
>sociopathic life style

you must be beta as fuck, user.

kys my nigga

wtf?
Not only is she taking pitty on your fat ass, but also u need to be omega male and pay extra for what wouldve been a shitty service anyway?
FUCKIN KILL YOURSELF, U SHITFILTH

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>They care vastly less than your average chick would to the point its a non-issue.

hmm maybe because they fuck for money.

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I've seen people bust their ass and lose 120 lb's in 8 months.

It's always feasible.

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Does no one know the actual difference in this thread or do you legit think Escort=Prostitute just because escorts might do the service as prostitutes?
I'm actually curious.

For every 10 pounds a fat guy loses, he gains a visual inch of his penis.

LOSE THE WEIGHT AND GROW THAT DICK.

I'm op and I think prostitutes sound better for what I'm looking for

Thaks

>93x125

i need a fuckin' magnifying glass

just fuck stray dogs. free and they'll love you unconditionally.

They're escorts until you kill them. Then they are hookers

Kek'd and a checked

Probably.
Escorts are basically high-class dates you pay for. Think status to show people how much dosh you got type shit.
They usually can hold conversations and generally know their shit around most subjects and while they'll put out theres plenty of people who view it as, I don't know a good word for it, "unclassy"? for that to be the main reason you buy them.

Prostitutes are people you pay just to bang. You don't want to take them anywhere or be seen with them and that's literally the whole reason you buy one.

>mfw if wasn't at 7% battery I could've won the thread

>Is it a generous and kind move to lose weight over a year or two before getting an escort to have sex with?
It's the most generous and kind move to lose weight for your own sorry ass.
Get fit or die trying, stop being a sorry ass mess this fucking instant. Drop down and do pushups till you can't anymore and do 3 more.

It cool. Prostitutes are only 1/3rd human

>lose weight
>realize you are better now that you have lost weight and are better than escorts

So it would be possible to just have sex in their car for like $50 with nearly no prior communication

Is this a question or a statement?

Forgot the ?

OP, POST PICTURES OF YOUR FAT BODY AND MICRODICK

In that case, yes it would. They'd actually prefer that then they can get to the next 'client' quicker, hence make more money. I've fucked both 'escorts' and hookers for years now, so that's my experience.

>escorts-pay me, i can hold a converstion and will fuck if you want. ( i also dress better than those prostitute skanks )
>prostitutes- pay me, i like to fuck. "huh? you wanna just talk? fine but you're still paying for my time."

You'll pay more than that if you break her suspension with your fat ass.

Okay. I had a couple more questions:

1. How do I contact prosties

2. What's the price range (usually)

3. If I don't have a car would they be fine with just fucking in their car somewhere in the woods or something

Prostitutes?
Your car or a motel almost exclusively.

I'm a poorfag with no car

RIP I guess

it may be her job but shes a they are literally fucking whores.
you dont need to do shit for them