Lost my virginity to a prostitute, yesterday, in Mexico

Lost my virginity to a prostitute, yesterday, in Mexico.

Do Mexicans have small dicks or something because my dick is 6" long and 5" around and she said I was big. Apparently I made her come a couple times.

its bullshit to make you a repeat customer

where

This

But 6 is good.

oh my sweet boy, you're so innocent

Ahhhh, of course.

Too bad I'm poor, I probably can't afford this cruise, again.

Salsa Club, in Cozumel; open during the day.

Her name is Lux; has nice, fake tits and a decent ass. Pussy looked clean and trimmed.

She left me her number just in case I wanted a massage.

She's just saying shit so you'll come back.

You pay her to compliment you, virgin. Mexican here, where did you fuck her?

Not exactly; I was skeptical from the start, I just wanted to confirm my doubts.

shit nigga what the hell you doing down there

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you paid her to say that

Cruise vacation.

Lol... I'm mexican and I'm not offended at all. She was just amping you up my dude. Grats on losing the card.

Mexicans have an average 6'1 so we're alright

by any chance was it carnival to honduras, belize, and mexico? I just went on that one.

Your next vacation should be Pattaya Thailand. Go hang out on soi 6.

Nah it was just to Cozumel; were you on Carnival Valore?

Prostitutes are known to lie.

I figured that or the only people she has ever serviced was mostly rednecks with micropenises.

show pics

breeze

Just Good old acting. The chinks at massage parlors always go on about how huge I am. Dude not ashamed to say, I'm small. Lol. They think I want to hear that

I didn't bother; the room was too dark.

Want the number she gave me?

On the off chance you're being serious, no they don't. Google it.

the prostitute said I was good looking. was that a lie too?

well whatever then at least im happy with what I have

how old are you?

They ALWAYS say that. I bet she said you were handsome too.

I want to believe.

27

Nope

She's just saying that to make you feel better about yourself and make you more likely to come back to her and pay for more sex.

Fucking call her.

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It's 8pm I'm sure she's still sucking dicks.

you don't need to lie on the internet.

Tell her Mr. Terrible said hi.

not at all. You're a handsome devil. why would someone with such rugged good looks need to visit a hooker?

Prostitutes every said I was a big dick.
But it's a lie.

tell her its the guy with the 6" swinging mandingo dick.

Can confirm, my beaner dick is objectively small yet all the escorts I've ever hired always tell me that it's bigger than what they're used to

I hate it when I get confused for a big, walking penis.

GFE isn't common in Mexico. Shocking.
You should try somewhere better next, like Colombia.

The majority of guys who get prostitutes eat them out.

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No, tell her the only guy stupid enough to eat her out said hi.

I do

Oh.

I do with maybe 1 in 10 that I see tbh

never. usually dont kiss on the lips either.

Fuck this is cringey. 8/10

>No, you didn't
>Yes, they do
>She's lying to you, it's her job
>No, she didn't

>Woman paid for sex compliments the man and tells him his dick is big

What is new?

I know I made her come at least once (if not three times), since she tensed up and wanted to stop for a second.

Then again it could have been part of the act.

roll a 0 and tell me what to say, has to relate to the picture

>she said I was big

She was a hooker you fuckin dingus

I'm ready for my massage.

that's the hooker's number btw

Estoy listo para el masaje.

roll

SEND IT

It's their job to be good at it

Eh, at least I enjoyed playing with her tits, motorboating, tit fucking, and sucking her clit.

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saying your big, thats a thing hookers do, its kinda their job

She better respond soon.