>be me
>in an engineering lecture
>trying to listen when some idiot asks the lecturer about using the program on Linux
>I look at him
>he is legit a fat fuck using Linux
>his background is a fucking hentai babe and starts googling Korean beer ads
He's in front of me right now. What do?
Be me
whisper in his ear
'rape of nanking'
I did it, he just turned around and gave me a weird look
There's a good chance he's browsing Sup Forums right now, so don't be too judgmental.
Slightly touch him at random times. Every time he looks in your face give him the sexy eyes
I touched him and he just said "excuse me" in a really aggressive way. He didn't even turn around
Most scientific research is done with Linux. Why don't you focus on yourself before you fail out.
What an asshole. Just sort of do some heavy breathing very close to his ears
Quit lying to yourself
I'm not lying. Try maybe learning something.
I can't get that close, there's another guy next to me that's in the way
Put your hand on the leg of the guy next to you without even looking at him. Just act like it's the most normal thing in the world
I know him, he'd just think I'm trying to be funny
Then put your hand on his dick and squeeze it instead
Leave, what engineering course utilities programs?
They were talking about how we used matlab in previous years when he asked
That's gay
That's the point faggot. Damnit this create your own adventure thing sucks if you don't cooperate nigger
See how loud you can whisper 'nigger' without causing a ruckus
Wait are you calling me a faggot for not touching a guys dick?
Yes you faggot now go gay up the people around you this instant
Grab his dick or you're literally a faggot
Stop being a fucking faggot and squeeze his dick already
whisper nigger in his ear
fucking do it faggot
Man I wanted to mess with the weeb. Stop being a dick
Can't get close
tell your friend infront to do it then, like what can you even do since you cant get close?
Don't do anything. Seems like a normal person trying to figure out how to use some shittily-designed program on different OS.
That's why I'm asking?
Tell him you called the cops because linux is for pedos.
Ask the teacher ''how come windows is more superior than linux, in my opinion linux is trash''
and look at him cry