Be me

>be me
>in an engineering lecture
>trying to listen when some idiot asks the lecturer about using the program on Linux
>I look at him
>he is legit a fat fuck using Linux
>his background is a fucking hentai babe and starts googling Korean beer ads
He's in front of me right now. What do?

whisper in his ear
'rape of nanking'

I did it, he just turned around and gave me a weird look

There's a good chance he's browsing Sup Forums right now, so don't be too judgmental.

Slightly touch him at random times. Every time he looks in your face give him the sexy eyes

I touched him and he just said "excuse me" in a really aggressive way. He didn't even turn around

Most scientific research is done with Linux. Why don't you focus on yourself before you fail out.

What an asshole. Just sort of do some heavy breathing very close to his ears

Quit lying to yourself

I'm not lying. Try maybe learning something.

I can't get that close, there's another guy next to me that's in the way

Put your hand on the leg of the guy next to you without even looking at him. Just act like it's the most normal thing in the world

I know him, he'd just think I'm trying to be funny

Then put your hand on his dick and squeeze it instead

Leave, what engineering course utilities programs?

They were talking about how we used matlab in previous years when he asked

That's gay

That's the point faggot. Damnit this create your own adventure thing sucks if you don't cooperate nigger

See how loud you can whisper 'nigger' without causing a ruckus

Wait are you calling me a faggot for not touching a guys dick?

Yes you faggot now go gay up the people around you this instant

Grab his dick or you're literally a faggot

Stop being a fucking faggot and squeeze his dick already

whisper nigger in his ear

fucking do it faggot

Man I wanted to mess with the weeb. Stop being a dick

Can't get close

tell your friend infront to do it then, like what can you even do since you cant get close?

Don't do anything. Seems like a normal person trying to figure out how to use some shittily-designed program on different OS.

That's why I'm asking?

Tell him you called the cops because linux is for pedos.

Ask the teacher ''how come windows is more superior than linux, in my opinion linux is trash''

and look at him cry