Ask a physics major anything

Ask a physics major anything.

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2+2=5

What are your thoughts on how cold welding works?

Which came first, the chicken, or the egg?

Side Question; How many genders are there?

Just majoring in it? Not a graduate? I graduated last May with my bachelors. Working as a manufacturing engineer.

Should I kill myself?

Not him but....

1) Egg

2) 1 gender

How does it feel to spend time, energy, and money into getting a degree with which you will make a fraction of the money of one with equivalent difficulty to achieve?

How many cocks can one man suck?

why is psychics lab so boring and gay?

And yes i meant psychics not physics

why is it so fucking hard to get laid all the time?

I'm a physics General.
ama.

Will we have casinos on the moon?

why is gravity 9.8 and not 1?

whos going to win the super bowl next year?

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME, DAFUQ IS WITH THE SHADOW

How likely is it to have a partial Dyson's Sphere around our Sun? Can it be transferred vis Microwaves?

yo wtf

yes you should

I have been looking at this picture for so long, help...

Could we have really gone to the moon in 1969?

do you plan to make a death star to eradicate all of humanity so noone can stop you from claiming all of mars for yourself

They're fluorescent lights you goddamned idiots

It means you need to get dubs or trips on Sup Forums.

Ha!

I see... now explain like i'm a child

The letters aren't over a solid background.

Have you ever seen the shadow from something lit by a fluorescent light?
Timmy

Hey im a first year physics major

You'll be gone soon enough

after the first year how far can you see into the future?

::Florescent Lights::

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is Interstellar your favorite movie?

2001?

the letters AKED are missing, how does fluorescent lights explain this?

How does it feel knowing your field has been largely irreverent since Einstein?

I was calling them a tard, tard.

Irreverent?

why is Australia referred to as "upside down Alabama"?

How does it feel to know only a fraction how the universe works because that which we don't know is so foreign as to be the laws of another universe? Feels good man.

k, thanks tard

Well that's because it's not

That statement doesn't make any sense :^)

Just out of curiosity, are you referring to quantum physics in particular or all fields of science?

And in one of those universes ur mum is slobbin my cock. And by one of them I mean this one.

Pic: No Relation.

He doesn't know anything, ignore him

What is the proper way to measure one's cock?

Einstein predates quantum mechanics, so if you want to give up transistors, say, be my guest.

The comment I was referencing was claiming that physics is irreverent in fields of little understanding. I was stating that we know very little about how these things actually work.

>And in one of those universes ur mum is slobbin my cock. And by one of them I mean this one.
>only 1 universe

Wasn't referring to actual alternate universes, thanks tho.

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I think you meant irrelevant Joey
And I was referring to you talking about the multiverse theory saying that we will never understand the physics of our universe because we can't access any of the other branes. That
does not make sense

ONE SIMPLE WORD:

diffraction

How divide by zer0?

What's the probability amplitude of OP being a faggot?

Can we make this a troll science thread now?

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what do you think of Time Wave Zero?

What are the best set of questions? What are the best set of answers? Why are they the same or different? What did you use as referance for either set?

Could you tell me why the best antenna has 1/4 of the length of the wave it transmits?

How long would it take to get to the asteroid belt going at 1/3 the speed of light?

Ziggy says 99% chance OP is a Fag.

>How does it feel knowing your field has been largely irreverent since Einstein?
>knowing your field has been largely irreverent
>largely irreverent
>irreverent
bruh
I was stating that quantum mechanics is so foreign to the human perception of reality that we will likely never be able to fully comprehend it. That which we do not yet know about the laws at work in the quantum scale is likely to be as weird and incomprehensible as that which we already know and do not understand. I was comparing the laws that govern the quantum scale to that of an entirely different universe where physics is fundamentally different in every way.

tl;dr I was saying quantum mechanics is confusing.

Good. I'm major too. I want to know if there is any workshop or school in astronomy that is financial helped

Nice save ;)

Well if we look at the Schrödinger equation and take the potential walls to be infinite you will see that the probability amplitude is indeed one.
That was shit and it means thing.

nothing*

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from the photons point of view how long does it take it to get from sun to earth?

Feel free to give a lecture on your in-depth understanding of quantum mechanics.

answer plox

Background isn't liquid you nigger

I don't think anyone has an "in-depth understanding" of quantum mechanics
You faggot

8 minutes

How does it feel that your major is a dead field since all questions about the universe are answered in the bible?

why does it hurt when I urinate?

Literally nobody goes into physics for money.

Its entitely motivated by a deep sense of curiousity and awe towards the universe and reality.

> not OP but also majoring in physics

wrong. thats how must time passes on our watches, im asking about the photons watch.

lesser than it takes for the light to come from the sun to earth

Because you're a freshman. Optics labs are dope.

Follow the chain and see that you have exactly stated my premise.

Coca or pepsi?

cop-out. not accepted. exact answer is obvious is you understand relativity.

hint: light travels at "c" so there can only b one answer.

How many cocks could a gay cuck suck if a gay cuck could suck cocks?

How do i convert microwave time to regular time

Are they different because the photon is traveling at relativistic speeds so time would dilate for it?
Otherwise I don't see why the times would be different

are you a physics major

Why are liberals so bloody idiotic?

That said, if you do geophysics models for your PhD work in physics you can make 100k as a postdoc then millions when hired into the oil industry.

But yes, I do it for the love of the game and make shit.

according to the lorentz transformation it takes no time at all. Kind of doubt this is the case though.

how do you prove existence?

In an instant. No time

yes that is right. i wouldn't say a photons time is dialated but yeah thats the right idea.

No you said we will never fully understand quantum mechanics. I said no one now fully understands quantum mechanics
Fuck me, this board