What is the one true religion, Sup Forums?

What is the one true religion, Sup Forums?

meme

islam

Kekistan

Lolis

hermeticism
4 laws
1. you exist
2. the one is the all the all is the one
3. what you put out is what you get back
4. all is change

Not yours

Christianity

It's a mix of Voodoo and Methodist

IT'S CLOSE. IT'S WRONG ABOUT ONE THING OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE.

>2017
>Still not knowing that islam is the light.

Kill yourself, infidel.

Mormon, you were all wrong. It's Mornon.

Islam

Paganism

Former kekistan resident here, can confirm.

Roman Catholicism

Don't listen to these fucking heathens. Orthodoxy [Christian].

Pastafarianism.

Zionism rules the world; fight amongest yourself more cucks.

No religion. Religion has been nothing but a waste of time for the entirety of American history

what about for the world?

Pastafarianism obviously

That all religions are right.

Dubs says the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Scientology. They control Hollywood

Checkelled

chin-chin

Muslim civilization vs Western civilization

it's KEK

Catholics. Clearly. Big Bang Theory first postulated by a Catholic priest. First person to demonstrate hereditary was a Catholic monk. Occam: Catholic monk. Every scientist ever: Catholic. Until like 20 years ago when fedoras infiltrated. But anyway. Clearest religion. God creates universe. Drops in for a visit. Will return. How much simpler can it get? It's logical, discoverable, demonstrably true. Peace be with you. Amen. I believe in God, creator of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ his only son our Lord. Conceived in the Holy Spirt, born of the Virgin Mary...

I think you misspelled "Jews"