Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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bored out of my fucking mind

youtu.be/RloQo5HKLzQ

Still here

Heyo every one

>he is actually trying

As long as they are important to you, that is all that really matters

No it is not. Just think of the logistics. Think of how many people are in love and say they found a soulmate. That would imply that they found the one person they are perfect for in the entire human population. Most people meet said person in a very small geographic area and have maybe met a few hundred people in total in their life. You are going to tell me that all of those people are really in love? Pfft.

Love is just a term for two people who have decided they can't do any better and are lonely

W-What drowning thing?? Well, since you asked, I guess I could drown you

I got some kitty pjs

You know you grew up in the trailer parks when you still eat shit like this for dinner. Not even broke any more just love struggle food it's the best

Claim

賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!

Thank you misaki-san.. I guess that's one thing less to wonder about when I stare at the ceiling. Thanks.

It depends on the days and hours. Sometimes my sake tastes great and sometimes it tastes just ok. Even though it's the same bottle. Do you recommend any vodka in particular? I feel like it's lacking to my stash

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
Yui
Are you up to anything?
Yuuki
I mean i guess that's part of rebuilding
At least you can say you're rebuilding
>tmw you're a tigers fan and can't even say you're rebuilding
Hello love

still here

Hey bay bay

Play a game or something.

...

hmm?
you're right they are very important to me
let's see them

let's all pretend I wasn't in the other thread, then, shall we?

hi

I am trying to.
^^

Music then?

youtu.be/H7hgyKO2x1U

It most definetly is a thing. Its possible to love more thatn one person and just because people do it wrong doesnt make it not real.

...

>ignore

If that were true then they bail the first sign of trouble.

We're literally rebuilding
>new stadium hype!

Uh what?
Which game?

86 KB JPG
A fascinating Hip Hop instrumental with ambient flavor: youtu.be/CwRpqjcR4wM [Open]

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Like that song, I'll have to share that with my Dad, I feel like it's up his alley.

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I can see what you mean having listened to them both, it gets more ambient the more it goes in that direction, and I suspected you might prefer the more melodic direction the other song goes in. Cool you dig the two though.

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Yaah, it's an amazing game imo. Kinda depends on how ATB strikes you, so if the combat systems of Final Fantasy IV-VI isn't your favorite it might not strike your fancy cause it's in the same vein with some tweaks.

Ask me anything

Quetzalcoatl

Does this look familiar?

Im okay with that.
I guess?
youtu.be/KM5CiJkVPns

:o
Only d-drown me
Not Yui though.

Cute

I'm a fan of Smirnoff, but I have some really smooth Danish stuff and some really good Russian import in my stash right now.
Forgot the names.

Just laying in bed

How is Louisiana today?

How was your day?
Honestly at least you guys have a future.
Here's to another year of mediocrity
Do you like your job?

Why?

smite for now.

Let's go through this nice and slow so you can keep up.

She's not a child. By the time the story she's apart of is over, she's around 20. As if this is relevant.

I call you a baby because you act like one.
You see a thread you dislike, on Sup Forums of all places, and decide to go in a pitch a self-important fit like a toddler not getting what he wants.
When you get your stupidity thrown back in your face, you madly spam some creepy fantasy you have of me. A fantasy that's wildly distorted by the fact that you can't even conceive of how someone could like something you don't, displaying a complete lack of an awareness of the world around you. Like a child.
You'll totally ignore things i say if you don't understand them or have a decent thing to say about it, like a child.
Seriously, i don't know if you were hit the head as a kid, or maybe abused drugs in your teen years, or what, but you seem to have missed out on "growing up"

Do anything today?

>Juvia

Too bad literally no one has watched Binbougami Ga.
>Claiming Momiji-chan

I still dont like that game. Have fun win ranked games.

How often does your dad beat you?

Not really, cleaned the house.
Watched a bit of Little Witch Academia
You should satch Sora no Woto

Not in the fucking least honestly. Is this even in Louisiana??
Pretty chill today
Love my job

how pronounce "waifu"?

>inb4 you mad, he replied,lol i'm important,some shoop image

yes exactly.
oh hey, a cat. hi cat.
wife-oooooooooooh

Why do you reply if you want him to go away?

youtu.be/eBhh23-paLU

"white food"

what is it about?

Looks cute. Whats the thing on her head say?
How goes it?

Well, it puts my mind on something I can actually do as opposed to focusing on the anxiety that always lurks in the back of my head and peaks at random times.

I did and it was actually funny

This is probably the last year that Texas has a shot at making a playoff run in baseball, then we're gonna be losing a bunch of people and back to rebuilding mode.

Ayy Tali.

youtube.com/watch?v=h_j_48G2L_o
I'm more of a rock dude, got anything like that?

Maybe a future, spring training has been rocky

Because you ignored me first
It was fine i made 2 appointments today and had a half day of work
>sup

>you seem to have missed out on growing up
Said the guy watching a fucking gay ass show for autistic kids and probably wears a Naruto headband in public. ypincan say I'm childish but I guarantee I live a more exciting and mature life than you off of this website. Hands down.

doing laundry excited to spend most of tomorrow in bed drinking. you?

Would you pay $12 for avocado smeared on toast?
Do you go to a restaurant and claim you are gluten free, but eat what is clearly a meal thats coated in breadcrumbs?
Not really a cat.
youtu.be/yMGlMCYdZ-Y

Yes actually.

Fun. Ive never done that. Hope you enjoy it. Just sitting for right now.

depends on if i feel like reading like a nip or not.
"Wife-oo" is how i'd say it normally. Were i speaking moon runes, it'd be "Wa-ee-fu".
Subtle, but real difference.

Sure dude, whatever helps you sleep at night.
As an aside, i nearly never watch anime, i've never watched Naruto, much less purchased merchandise for it, and calling something gay doesn't make it so.

vocaroo.com/i/s0aBiU99Kbtu

like that?

Yet here you are, begging for attention on the internet

Very convincing

I prefer Transistor's ost

youtu.be/cGMWL8cOeAU

Forgot pic

Why foo

you have the same voice as someone I know
he's from Colombia or some shit

It's a comedy (probably my funniest) about a god of misfortune (Momiji) and a human girl named sakura ichico. Ichico has a rediculously high level of fortune, and that fortune causes her to suck up fortune from others, albeit unknowingly. Momiji was sent to the human world to steal Ichico's fortune, and chaos ensues.
I don't know. ;_;
I'm guessing, misfortune, or something along those lines.
Eyyy. Fav char?

ah... hello, not cat.
you're welcome to stop by and share a drink.
no no, you missed about 30 o's.
wife-ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. with passion.

oh snap I put my mic away

Wa-ee-fu seems interesting though
I'm from Arizona

I'm just playing casual atm i finished placements.

I don't ignore anyone im just forgetful.

>see thread
>hate thread
>post on it
next level of trolling with mental gymnastics?

No I wouldn't pay for that shit or do any of that. I'd pay good for some char-broiled oysters right now tho

Why•Fooo
Could also be "wife" if I recall correctly
Like how desu is dess
Maybe I am just a dingi though

I get you.
I get pretty random mood swings, not so much anxiety but more so just unpredictable sudden saddness or anger.

I know.

>$12 toast
We don't quite have it at that price point, but there is an actual artisan toast place in the hipster area of Dallas.

How's your Sunday?

Just like wife, the u is pretty much silent.

REEEEE
IT WOULD BE READ WIFE
THE FU HAS A SUPPRESSED U.

Oh uh cool
Too far and would be weird if youre just laying around in bed
Yeah? What rank?

so many different answers, I'm scared

what is "dess" mean?
yuno
do I have to shout the second half of oooooOOOO?

Here's what is hilarious about the crux of your argument. You say "oh you don't like this thread why come here and post in it?" Well let me remind you, when other people make threads, including myself, about hating anime and this Waifu shit, who comes to the form the angry mob? You faggots. It's a thread about an opinion you disagree with and dislike, but you still go in there and force your agenda. So fuck off with this double sided weak ass argument and think of something else kids

I've heard about little witch Academia.
Is it any good?
>trips
I mean like i said at least playoffs are a hope. Mean while i prepare for another mediocre season. Will go to a few games though.
How come you only worked half a day

bug

Claiming best girl

it's impossible to hate silently, didn't you know?
he needs to make sure all of us know.
also he can't hide the thread, either.
bed's big enough for two m8
WITH
PASSION

So much this

Bastion holds a special place next to my lungs.
youtu.be/7RWI3-8N_-Y
>cooking oysters
You monster. At least choose mussels for cooking. I thought you were a Louisiana mative.

youtube.com/watch?v=WMPd_WEMrLM
I don't think so. They sometimes drop the u, but certainly not all the time, and usually on su, from what i know.
I suspect it's more just softened. If you've ever listened to a nip talking, you probably know what i mean by that.
I've never gone to an anime hate thread. I won't deny people will jump in those to defend them, but that doesn't have anything to do with me.

Plat 2 is what i got placed into.

hi saya

I'm gonna embarrass myself
go away

Hai Mado. How's you?

Are you alright now though?

In fact, now that i think of it more, you may be right, and i may be right simultaneously. Japan has some very distinct dialects.

>three days straight then dropped off earth
Sundays are my mondays
Because im halfway out the door of this job and i already had 2 leads made

You.....you're joking right? As a Louisiana native I'm fucking cringing at this reply hahahahah

Yeah but wouldnt that be awkward?
I forgot is it plat or diamond first in smite?

Fuck I hope I formatted and linked to posts properly, just copy-pasting on mobile...


Reminded me of this a bit:

youtu.be/Le0k4ebJnyw

I honestly don't know how to respond to that musically, but I'll be damned if that's isn't awesome!

Nice, I need to get more acquainted with the varieties of metal, mostly just know Blackgaze. Thanks for sharing!


That is awesome and outside my repertoire, so I can't respond super well but thanks for that, I bookmarked it to listen to more later and took in a taste now. Actually, I might have something kinda related, Imma be digging...

This do anything for ya? Maybe not actually too similar...

youtube.com/watch?v=-miogNnC2NQ

Thanks for the song, know a bit of Sabbath and love what I've heard! Try this, might be your flavor:

youtu.be/7wGs_tIRINU

Nobody makes those threads though

You're the only one and you can't handle the fact that people don't go out of their way to hate something that doesn't effect them

I prefer Genji, myself
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no

y

Pretty good, i beat the first route of NeiR.

I typically only respond if im messaged first.

diamond is better than plat.
in almost every game i can think of as far as i know.

kek back to the old defending a site made for that specific kind of people
man he sure got us there

sounds funny
might watch it someday

the best wifu