"A non-believer man asked a Muslim man, 'Why do your women cover their body & hair?'
The Muslim man smiled and took 2 candies from his pocket, he opened the first and kept the other closed. He then threw them both on the dirty floor and asked, 'If you could have one, which one will you choose?'
The non-believer thought for a moment, and replied 'The covered one'
The muslim man smiled and nodded. "Thats how we see and treat our women"
That's just my foray into popularizing it and making them degenerates like us all
Also you tell me I can't have something suddenly that's all I'm interested in
And then the muslim man raped and murdered both candies
>Thats how we see and treat our women
nice joke man
Yeah? Well our women know how to shower...
> Muslims legitimately believe fucking virgins is enjoyable
These bitches don't know what they want, don't know how to please, don't know how to be sexy and just plain don't know how to fuck
Best sex comes from people that know what they're doing, this is a fact.
> The muslim threw both candies on the dirty floor and asked which one will you choose
> The non-believer thought for a moment, he saw where this retardation was going, so the non-believer asked
> "If you could hire a Harvard college graduate with 10 years experience in your field to work in your business or a highschooler who's never had a job in his life, which one would you choose
> The muslim man thought about it for a moment but decided logic was too hard and fucked a goat instead
Yep. That's how mudslimes see girls. Like candies to be eaten from a dirty floor. Not like humans. Wearing revealing clothes do not make anyone dirty, unless you live in an Arab shithole.
Your men also know how to get cuckolded
kek
I personally like fucking skank, filthy, floor candy naked whores. Just me I guess.
Us westerners and our women covered in fluff
That has nothing to do with it. They wear their clothing because everyone rapes everything that moves down there. These Arab societies couldn't function with women wearing normal clothing.
>literally wants a loose and BLACKED vagina
yess good goy
Your men also know how to get their heads blown the fuck off
Jokes on you habibi
>5 second rule
A virgin can be taught everything you want. You also get the satisfaction of knowing you are the only one who has her. But if you want a gaping fucked by every guy then go for it. It won't be awkward at all when you walk with your kid and wife and seeing one of her fuckbuddies.
Yeah, but we don't make it illegal to eat dirty candy off the floor. It's all about the freedom to make that choice.
Not even the same fucking thing.
I don't get why people make stupid comparisons like that that don't even make any sense.
Well not like with those they become invisible
We still don't get cucked
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"Vagina's getting loose" is literally a meme, you know this right?
I mean, yeah, a pornstar getting 3 fists shoved up her twice a week is gonna get it stretched, but a normal person who engages in normal sex with a normal amount of partners doesn't get a loose vagina, that's just angry virgins who are trying to justify their lack of sex to themselves.
Damn man, being a Muslim sucks these days...
All these stupid fucks in the middle east are ruining it for all of us who can live with western society without a problem
I dont get it. So, just walking around and doing normal shit is the equivalent for a women of being thrown on the floor if she were a candle?
Could she go uncovered if I had her chained up in my loungeroom?
This is kind of stupid.
its a metaphor for western degeneracy
stupid
> can be taught everything you want.
But you often don't know what you want until someone tries it. I would've never asked a girl to choke me or thought that I would've liked it but when one of my partners did it I realised I fucking love it.
She only tried it because someone else she had been with liked it so she tried it on me.
Having sex with a virgin is matching their zero experience with your (Probably limited) one, especially if the muslim man is a virgin as well. Then it's two idiots who have no idea what the fuck they're doing, but thinking they're good at it.
End of the day whores suck dick the best, this is a fact.
>But if you want a gaping
k.v detected... never sleeped with a woman who had a child don't you? For your information : the head from.a baby is bigger then every dick you can find
>that analogy
No wonder they kill anything that doesn't agree with them
Their view is so child like they view women as objects rather than people
And yet feminists bitch about western men
Wrong. Been with my wife ten years and quite frankly she still doesnt have a clue. And she wasn't a virgin. If she wasn't drop dead gorgeous you'd throw rocks at her frankly.
more like dropped two bombs
>"A non-believer man asked a Muslim man, 'Why do your women cover their body & hair?'
>The Muslim man smiled and took 2 candies from his pocket
goddammit Abdul, stop fucking around with those Werther's Originals and answer my fucking question you mixed up old queer
And sandmonkies get a pass from purple-haired feminazis. The insanity of the world we live in.....
>Thats how we see and treat our women"
sweet, artificial candy wrapped in plastic that you can throw in dirt when you want and thread them like objects..
nice
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Why do they throw their women on the dirty floor?
The muslim man smiled and took two candies from his pocket. He threw them both on the dirty floor and said "Allahu Akbar"
he and the nonbeliever exploded
>The Muslim man smiled and took 2 candies from his pocket,
old bearded guy with candies in his pocket .. pedo detected
>This shitpost was brought you by /r9k/
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Yeah how do I know the covered one isn't a goat turd he pulled off his dick to suck on later.
There's nothing wrong with being a cuck you faggot, come fuck my gf.
A muslims man said
>my wife called me a paedophile yesterday
>that was some pretty big words coming from a 9 year old.
> its all right I'll sell her off after a month's use and then get another 4 in one go.
I am a misogynist and even I find this reasoning that equates females to candy abit much..
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>two extremes
>no medium
This is why a candy should be wrapped in a wrapper. Not on a dirty floor or someones sweaty hand.
>The muslim man smiled and nodded. "Thats how we see and treat our women"
>"Like inanimate objects"
ftfy, faggot
If they truly believed or used this example
It would apply to the men
but as we see
>mutiple wives
>sex slavery
>rape
Talk about putting it in whatever you can find
That's the perspective of a boy, not a man. Every woman I've been with has a history, from ex-lovers to ex-husbands. It's not awkward AT ALL to talk to those people unless they are jerks in their own right. My ex girlfriend was recently in a play with my wife, and there was zero drama - they actually became friends - because most people are adults and can deal with the fact that someone they care about had a naked cuddle party with another person. Almost every muslim I've met has the same attitude. The problem isn't everyone else, it's you - personally - being immature.
The whole fucking point why we don't want muslims immigrants is because while other come in to embrace a new culture to pursue a brighter future, they come in and turn the new place into the same shithole they left by refusing cultural change.
You can wash that candy under some water and its still good. Analogy is lame. Muslims are ultra faggots.
top kaks
But whores aren't wife material.
My wife does whatever I want and she was a virgin when we married. Just because our women are shy in public doesnt mean they don't know what their men want
>naked cuddle party with someone else
>someoneelse
But SHE TOLD ME I WAS HER FIRST REE
That story was sikh as fuck OP!
"Man 1 asked Man 2 why he abused his children in public.
Man 2 replied, "If you took a shit, would you flush it or keep it but hating it because your wife had a weird fuckin scat baby fetish and so you just like to slap the little around because it stinks really badly and that's the only way you can keep down all the perpetual vomit of regret and missed opportunities?"
>Man 1: "Holy shit, you've got a point"
>Man 1 starts abusing his children in public for being stinky pieces of shit
tl;dr
even so, i probably agree with you because musllims don't know that many fuckin words Words WORDS
Well your wife is also a goat and can't communicate so that proves nothing.
I love how for people like you, there's no middle ground. You're either a virgin or you've been fucked a trillion times by massive cocks.
>having children in the first place
Both are equally retarded and only have themselves to blame.
> whatever I want
But as I said, there are more than likely things you'd love but you don't even know you want and because she has no other experience to draw on she doesn't know how to do these things either
Sex is essentially combining all the lessons you've both learned over your years and experiences together to please each other. If she has no experience then half the equation is bringing nothing to the table.
It's like a scientist trying to do some physics shit but refusing to look at the work of any other physicist ever, by not drawing on the experiences and learnings of other people you are holding yourself back.
Kek be with you.
There's a reason people marry in their late 30s nowadays. I mean, outside of economical issues and jobs being harder to get. Women will be whore up until a certain point, then once they've enjoyed a fair amount of cocks, they'll settle down and get themselves a husband. :^)
ayyyy. so your saying we gave freedom. and they still managed to fuck it up? Again Fuck what someone of your own race is saying. if it's male Fuck him. Just blindly follow your foreign sisters you can't actually stop to give a shit about ether.
>if a woman already had sex, she must be a cheating whore who fucks black
>also i don't know vagina works
You do realise you sound like an ignorant retarded virgin?
>thinks burgers actually gave them freedom with their oil wars
You're an idiot and I'm ashamed of liking a manga you like.
>thinks oil has anything to do with leaving a kitchen.
that it? wow totally an equal peer to worry about.
No ya just work harder comrade.
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"A non-believer man asked a Muslim man, 'Why do your women cover their body & hair?'
The Muslim man smiled and took 2 candies from his pocket, he opened the first and kept the other closed. He then threw them both on the dirty floor and asked, 'If you could have one, which one will you choose?'
The non-believer thought for a moment, and replied 'The covered one'
The muslim man smiled and exploded"
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You throw your women on the floor? Got it.
>Muslims think their women are objects
>Muslim anecdote about women being candles
Seems about right.
spelling out the joke takes away the comedy, that's what the joke was implying if you weren't smart enough to understand
women are candies, i wanna buy them and fuck.. i mean eat them whenever i want to and i want them virgin.. i mean clean and covered.
It's communism with a face! It's killing people on the streets and Yelling away with it. murder isn't evil in the eyes of the jew.
everything the white does is in the name of self defense and shear survival historically speaking. I'm sorry it's not HERstory. yet mm it's Toxic!!!!!
>this thread
of course Sup Forums would be racist like their joke of a president
we should welcome more diversity, we have much to learn from their wonderful and ancient culture
5000 gun deaths every day in the USA.
/thread
HAHAHA thank you for bringing that bitch back.
HAHAHAHAHA
that's stupid because the women do not have a choice to be covered. Faggot OP sees women simply as cattle and should suck my long floppy foreskin.
>do not have a choice to be converted
of course you totally don't see em as cattle ether. I would have foreskin but my mother hated the image of God.
Still fucking sexist.
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doesn't matter you got your speaking privileges Trumped.
Underrated post massively
>BLACKED vagina
why would I care when I already fucked some hot black biches? seriously you turbo virgins need to loosen up.
leave the info war to the war Bois ya? Just stop speaking. and you'll live longer.
thats why I always bring my own wrapper habibi.
a better comparison is two candies; one with plain, boring packaging and one with exciting colourful packaging
>I already fucked some hot black biches
Enjoy your AIDS.
we got a real keyboard warrior over here.
>prepare for the keyboard jihad
I'm fucking irish Mate.
m8
>the non-believer chuckled, amused with the simpleton goathoarder's worldview
>as he sealed his documents, he called out to the next person in line
Degenerate trailer trash women who still have the taste of the last 20 guys she fucked seamen on her legs, mouth and ass.
It's no wonder the emasculated caucasian westerners love the "Dirty candy" so much. It reminds them of their whore mothers.
I'll take the one on the left, please.
Not Muslim, just have standards.