I want to _________ Eleven

I want to _________ Eleven.

PROTECT

TEN

SEVEN

SHAVE

9

POUND

SPY ON THE SOVIETS USING

[watch joe rogan teach bullshitting, martial arts, quake, and proper fleshlight maintenance to]

Sixty Nine

Convince to give me a mental job

Steal Mike from Eleven.

ADOPT

Sodomize

>tfw you will never be a giant bearded diner owning frycook who decides against calling social services and raises her yourself

CUDDLE

groom until she's 18, exposing her to videos of all my fetishes so they become her fetishes too

AWAKEN NEXT TO

WRECK THE SHITTER OF

...

Something about armpits

Her face literally looks like a boy

Kill everyone that liked this show.

orally pleasure

Seven

Nine

H-hope she comes to the convention here desu.

Pic related: my girlfriends cosplay last week

She looks like Grace from PEEEEEKY BLOINDAS season 1

too soon

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Fuck I meant Molly Shannon, thanks user.

Rape her slutty cunt with my thick raw cock.

kill the entire german government using

mmmm mid riff

>not posting Nancy

BE

fpbp

>those cute budding breasts
Diamonds.

be friends and protect

smug El

Who has been drinking after watching the show?

not drinking but depressed af

[I WANT TO] FUCK JOYCE IN THE ASS AND THEN NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT [ELEVEN]

AND MY AXE

AND A PACK OF CAMELS

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Kill hotheads with

Kill all pedoshits with

She looks like a boyfriend

DEMOGORGON DID NOTHING WRONG.

Did he killed Will? No! He put him on the life support! Demogorgon came with peace to save and caress the one who in suffering. Not to kill but to save souls doomed by cruelty of this world.

Fugg off burrhurt burger

I want to be Eleven's new papa. I want to give her money for the arcade and make her box lunches for school. I want to read her stories before bedtime and kiss her on the forehead.

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He killed Brickhouse Barb

He didn't. He tried put her on life support for life in Upside Down too (remember worm?), but something went wrong and she died.

No one gives a fuck about her desu

Seriously think, what was toy of girl who died of cancer doing in Upside Down? He tried to help her too. And what was common between all these people? They were already dead in our world one way or another.

Have people been snapchatting her Dick pics?

wat

what.

>what was toy of girl who died of cancer doing in Upside Down?

It wasn't the same toy, it just looked similar and reminded him of it.

Which stranger things would you fuck?

>tfw a girl can pull off a buzz cut better than you

;_;

Yeah and the Castle Byers was not the same castle it just looked similar.

eat that booty like groceries

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J O Y C E

Skeletor

You're talking about the toy that was IN Castle Byers, right? It was Will's bear, it wasn't that tiger/leopard or whatever toy the girl had. It was just a stuffed animal that looked similar enough to serve as a connection to that flashback.

Mike is not for sexual

SEVEN

>tfw a little girl has the same hairline as you

Thank fuck desu, that'll teach mum for telling me I'm balding, the fucking bitch.

Women naturally have higher hairlines than men. So as a man you have a receding hairline. Just accept it.

Why is she called 11?

Because on a scale from 1 to 10, she's an 11.

I don't have a buzz cut so it's not noticeable though. And receeded hairlines always look masculine to me, why do girls have that? I thought it was literally due to testosterone.

>tfw like the receding hairline look
>it works with everything from buzzcut to ponytail
>hairline comes down pretty low
>ponytail falls down both sides and looks stupid instead of going straight back
>buzzcut looks okay but still not great
end me

BE

You guys are fucking sick. Can't you just enjoy the show without making any disgusting comments? I think I'm done with this place

I don't know if I've got a receding hairline or not
I probably do

>learn telekinesis from

>eleven will never put her forehead up against yours and try to unlock your psychic powers
>eleven will never teach you how to enhance your powers and control them
>you will never play psychic catch with her

i want to bond burger eleven

finger

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I want to see Mike in the Snowball with Eleven

She was born in 2004

fuck i feel old

*sweatyman.tar.gz

I-I think I need snapchat.

this and then adopt

Then she's doin it right

This

Adopt, cuddle, apply for food assistance with

Give eggos to

>HRG
She's already a hipster, holy shit

MAKE HER KILL THE NIGGER AND THEN CUDDLE

Another dimension, you say?

Lucas was by far the worst character in the show. All he did was bitch and moan.

/fit/ pls

unrelated but have you guys heard of this band