How do I get a girl to fuck me?

How do I get a girl to fuck me?

You don't

In your case...you're gonna have to pay them...go to your local asian massage parlor, should run about $200
And you get a pretty decent massage.

Pay the bitch

complicated way:
1. Treat her like a bro
2. Flirt with her
3. Be an asshole with her
4. Ignore her
5. Be an asshole with her
6. Kiss her
7. Let her fuck you

purchase the required amount of movies, dinner, chocolates, flowers, and petrol

>Be over 21
>Go to bar
>Buy medium chick some cheap/stronk drinks
>Do some alpha shit, make her at least tolerate you
>When she is absolutely inebriated, take her into your car and sex her. Immediately. With or without consent

10/10 body need more

Go for the girls with low self esteem and compliment them until they cling to you

Eliza?

rape

these also work

Be cool, then ask her out. If it doesn't work out, drop her, and move on.

Don't be a puss and never try. Don't be a bitch and wimp out after being denied. Don't be a cuck and cling to her in "the friendzone".

yeah he could fuck ANY girl(s) he wants, doesnt have to settle

Be a normie.

you can't.
hookers have standards and interacting with other humans is your weakness so you pretty fucked

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Better get off Sup Forums then

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Make yourself attractive.

this

Hairy arms..?

this. literally stop overthinking the situation and just act like a human being. approach a female like you would any other new person you would meet fucking idiots.

not op but whenever i (and 90% here) try that i spill so much spaghetti people think of me as a little autistic kid.
hooker is the best option for us, but dont go in some cheap shit youll hate it. Spend some money if you want good sex

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alcohol, lots of alcohol