/gg/ - Guitar and Bass General

Ugly And Expensive Edition

How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com

Suggested Practice Routine:
>i.imgur.com/yfgsTaq.png

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/

String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com/

Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons

Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf

Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar

Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8

Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg

Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22

Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb

Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

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youtube.com/watch?v=n9o_Etevr9Q
youtu.be/4gp3h-0n7-o
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

>ugly and expensive
Obligatory

first for le gibson is trash meme xD

did someone say gibshit?

>he plays a gibson

...

what a terrible photoshop job.

hey, gibsons feel and sound great. problem is they're not worth selling your fucking kidney over. they're way too overvalued and overrated.

>implying

This is the most unique and note worthy guitarist ever to be alive all these fucking metal virtiousous are generic wankers

He looks like a faggot

Will a 5 way super switch fit into an Ibanez? Or is it stuck with the stock wiring?

p much considering how easy the clone stamp tool is

>here we observe a pack of gibsons in their natural state

You say Gibson, I say gibshit
You say Fender, I say fendurr
You say PRS, I say pos
You say Schetter, I say shitter
You say Ibanez, I say ibenhad
You say Jackson, I say jack shit
You say Dean, I say meme
You say Strandberg, I say Grandsperg
You say Yamaha, I say yamahahahaha
You say Agile, I say fragile
You say SX, I say sux
You say Alembic, I say anemic
You say Campelone, I say forever alone
You say Thomas Humphrey, I say thomas hump fag
You Say Warmoth, I say woll smoth
You say Warwick, I say warshit
You say Epiphone, I say epiphoney
You say Gretsch, I say retch
You say BC Rich, I say greasey shit
You say acoustic, I say acute shit
You say Washburn, I say washed up
You say Rickenbacker, I say Rickensucker
You say Chapman, I say chappedass
You say Squier, I say get the hell out of my face kid
95% of kids these days wouldn't know a good guitar if it bit them on the ass

If you're in the 5% that isn't retarded respond saying "we love charvel"a

there are at least 6 companoes that undeniably make better instruments than charvel

>responding to bait

You're both idiots

You're an idiot for believing that

You're an idiot for thinking any of those brands aside from Charvel aren't shit.

here you go, here's the (You) you desperately wanted

>if I deny the truth enough it will no longer be the truth

you actually like those brands though?

You say Fender, I say Fenderp
You say Alien, I say Gaylien
You say Marshall, I say
Marshololololol
You say Orange, I say Orful
You say Roland, I say Rofl
You say Ashdown, I say Assclown
You say Vox, I say Vulva
You say Sunn, I say Suck
You say Mesa Boogie, I say Mesa Booger
You say Ampeg, I say Asspeg
You say Suzuki, I say Sudookie
You say Hiwatt, I say Hiwutt
You say Soldano, I say Suckdicko
You say Bugera, I say Bugina
You say Crate, I say Bate
You say Egnater, I say Eggnog
You say Mark Bass, I say Mark Barf
You say Randall, I say Randull
You say Krank, I say Wank
You say Bad Cat, I say Fag Cat
You say Dr. Z, I say Dr. Pee
You say 65, I say Dicksty5
You say Peavey, I say Penis
You Say Hughes and Kettner, I say Jews and Shittner
95% of kids these days wouldn't know a good amp if it bit them on the ass.

For the 5% that isn't retarded respond "we love Dumble"

>he can't afford a gibson

this thread is by far the worst on Sup Forums. as guitar bores are the most autistic people on the whole internet.

You say Boss, I say loss
You say Fulltone, I say dulltoan
You say electro harmonix, I say defective 'lectronics
You say earthquaker, I you're gayer
You say DOD, I say dud
You say Ibanez, I say ibenhad
You say Line 6, I say like shit
You say TC, I say true crap
You say Voodoo Lab, I say doodoo fag
You say Wampler, I say crapper
You say Empress, I say I'm not

98% of people wouldn't know a good pedal because they're too worried about how cool it makes them look.

If you're in the 2% that isn't retarded reply saying "we love digitech"

>this thread is by far the worst on Sup Forums
Don't take that so lightly, it took a lot of hardwork to get it to this state.

we love digitech

yeah, this right here. why are guitar bores so autistic? are you even in a band?

We love dumbledore

>You say Egnater, I say Eggnog

daily reminder that If your guitar doesn't have at least 7 strings, you're a fag stuck in the 80's

Are Suhr guitars worth it?

Fractal into my 4x10 cab

OR

SuperSonic 22 into said cab?

Keep in mind I want low volume

we love digitech

You say Alien, i say that's right

You say Suhr, I say shit

Dialy reminder that if your guitar has 7 strings you are a brazilian shitskin who thinks he's john petrucci

>worth it
please explain what you define as "worth it"
worth what exactly?

worth the same it is to play one

shame

is it worth it or not

not even close

I'm buting this neck
ebay.com/itm/Charvel-Custom-Shop-San-Dimas-Guitar-Neck-Flamed-Maple-w-Schaller-Tuning-Pegs-/112343670094?hash=item1a28345d4e:g:SoEAAOSw4YdY0kIa

worth the same?
idk what you're trying to say, but i'll say this

i bought a strat because i wanted one, the only tweaks i've done to it so far is go from a 5 way to a 3 way switch, and wire the pickups in a "vintage" schematic.
why? because i wanted to. it's the way i like it. all these fa/gg/ots that talk smack on fendurr and everything else i like can go to hell, i don't care what they think about my gear, it's "worth it" to me. that's not to say i think everything else is shit, but if i'm going to play something, it's going to be MY strat

There's no stopping me faggots, I'm buying it.

Where is the rest of the guitar?

Why would anyone buy a colored headstock neck on ebay? good luck finding a body to match that

IDK, I just want to buy the neck.
I really really like it, seems like a nice neck that I could build a partscaster out of

I think I'll have a friend luthier make a body for it, to me it's no biggie using a different color body for it desu

it looks nice, but there's no way in hell i'd pay that price. the seller is trying to make it sound like it's some rare piece that is in high demand on the market. paint job looks neat, neck itself looks in great condition, frets don't look messed up.
talk the price down, sure it's custom so i'd pay $300 max. otherwise, fuck that

Yeah I guess I'm memeing myself.
I really like it so I'll try to talk it down otherwise fuck the guy

try it, if that doesn't work make it yourself. it'll turn out cheaper than buying the neck

It's a lot of money for a Fender neck

any tips on getting down unison bends?
how does string thickness play in?

i can only seem to get it somewhat right at or around the 12th fret. i suppose its easier to bend there as its in the middle.


thanks

unison bends?

Is it worth it to buy the Staytrem bridge for my VM Jazzmaster?

Never really had a problem with strings slipping or the screws or anything but I wish the tone was a little better and the high E string has always been kinda buzzy and shitty sounding.

nvm, i feel dumb now.
uhh, basically, git gud. just practice it

the key to a unison bend is to have the two notes be in the same key, do it in thirds cuz, it's beginner tier stuff but it works so well

no

buy a better guitar instead of throwing money at a Squier VM

Learn to chug first.
Bending and all that faggotry can wait, chugging gets you metal, rock, pop, jazz and country gigs

>this lesson brought to you by a 12 year old who has been playing for three weeks

You can't polish a turd.

>chugging gets you metal, rock, pop, jazz, and country gigs

nice meme

>I've been featured on hundreds of albums as a studio musician
>Chugged on Daft Punk's album
>Chugged on a live album with John Mayer
>Even got to chug on stage with Larry Carlton
You say what, son?

really though, you haven't done any of that

I also chugged with Allan Holdsworth on his last gig, the man could chug like no tomorrow

You're assumibg he means chugging like palm muting. He means chugging cum, which is true

I never got this. It's an anonymous messageboard, why do people feel the need to lie?

i dont want to chug.

i like some stoner/doom metal stuff, hardly any chugging
however, thats not what I'm going for playingwise.
besides its not that hard.
I'm going for heavy blues and classic hard rock.
maybe some psych..

what the heck you never did this

pics or didn't happen.

Only guy that got it
>+1 internets

i dont think the shitposting in these threads has ever been funny
i really, really do not enjoy being here

what the world needs is a guitarchan

shitpost-free, proprely modded and with all Brazilians blocked

And don't forget: With links to proper chugging instruction

be nice if you could post something without a desperate personafag vying for your attention

you say guitar, I say please kill me
you say drums, I say cums
you say bass, I say rape
you say piano, I say Pianoreasontolive
you say violin, I say violate
you say trumpet, I say strumpet
you say flute, I say sexual assault
you say synth, I say synth my wife left me I have wanted to die
you say organ, I say ordeal
you say harp, I say fuck
you say glockenspiel, I say cop a feel
you say saxophone, I say suffering

if you are the 5% that aren't retarded respond saying "I love bongos"

youtube.com/watch?v=n9o_Etevr9Q

>you say piano, I say Pianoreasontolive

Cry harder bitch nerd lmao

so like?

led zeppers
the doors
the tumbling rocks
les raillizes denudes
stephen ray von
smooch
generic stuff?

>i love bongos
Britfags are literally killing this thread

He's just trying to make up for the fag he's a talentless fag and could never learn to chug properly

what's the verdict on budget acoustic pickups? i'm talking about a $40 fishman bar for my shitty epiphone

Try gear before you buy it.
If you can pull off those sweep-tapped arpeggios with it then it's ok

a friend of mine said he bought one and was really surprised but the next time i saw him he had already swapped it out with a ~125 dollar EMG lol

Get a fishman fluence modern

Get bareknuckle warpigs for that epiphone, will sound like a strat smoaking weed

oldschool stuff`
budgie is a big one.
then all sorts, from kiss and ac/dc to black sabbath n shiet.

i listen to a lot of newer stuff.
fav heavy blues is child and 'devil and the almighty blues'

why do you care what i like?

>bareknuckle warpigs

what did 12 year olds buy before that pickup was invented?

>will sound like a strat smoaking weed

uh, that sounds to me like a terrble guitar tone mang

Because I love you and I want to know everything about you :3

>muh dadrock
>muh blooz

wake up grandad, it's not the 1970s any more

Post Jews that play guitar better than you.

youtu.be/4gp3h-0n7-o

these granddads knew a thing or two.
youtube.com/watch?v=54H3EUAzpVg

I don't know really know how to try out a pick up. It's one of those diy clip on models. Now that I'm thinking about it, I may as well try to find a used one.

>next time i saw him he had already swapped it out with a ~125 dollar EMG lol

The eternal GAS.

Emgs or blackouts

I love bongos too (^:

Dimarzio Evo

what do you faggots think about p90s?

put a pair of cheapos in my garbage SG.
i like em a lot.

Pure p-90s are shit
Get active p-90s with coil split and a phase switch

... about shitty music

theyre my fav pickup for clean tones but sound like crap with distortion, making them super particular to the type of shit im playing