ITT: We act like Sup Forums is our Company

ITT: We act like Sup Forums is our Company

OP, you're fired.

At least not a faggot

Bob, bring the stapler Jim lost a bet and has to staple his balls the quarterly report.

but you are op you are the biggest faggot of them all

Lolis are now illegal

memo to all staff:
Startup,cash flow,stakeholder,emerging market,steering committee,feasibility study,uber,crowdfund,crowd source,craft beer,food caravan. Lets throw these words around with reckless abandon to impress the target market

Hack'd OPs computer and took a photo with webcam:

Yeah, I'm going to need you to clear out your desk and turn in your keys. It seems tha ... HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SNI

Oh fuck its the Lolihater-hater sni

Chad, get me the Rekt Depar-

Dave, there's a call for you. It's Candleja-

kek

Unrelated question. Is it possible to set up a script that types nigger in millions of catchaptas and poisons the database?

I'm gonna need that CP report b-

SELL SELL SELL

Bob? Bob? Where the hell are you?

Dubs of stupidity, you're supposed to say his name first retard, and candlejack doesn't exist you fucking faggo...

is masturbating in the stall

And who the fuck is Candleja- (MMMPPHH)

Hey, Where's that cunt Lori at? I specifically asked that bitch to 404 all of those goddamn German post. Watch my fuckin chicken tendies while I loo-

Yeah... gonna need those TPS reports.

That new guy in IT just took a shit in the stree-

...

Im new to the office pls go ez on me.

Lori, I need you to take some dictation and get me that Cancer thread. Anyone seen Pajee-

*faps quietly under the table*

Fuckin Equal Opportunity people are on the phone. What do?

/thead