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>We all live in the same house

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if you dont hurry up in the bathroom, I'm gonna go in the kitchen sink

Please put your anime girl-shaped pillows away

No thank you sir, I want none of what you're selling. *slams door in face*

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guys some nigger just tried to rob us

Put the bodies away ffs!
Smells like shit in this motherfucka!

i need a ride to gamestop so i can preorder this game

I swear to fuck if you shit in the sink again ill cum on your pillow

Reeeeeeeeeee
Who's been eating my cheetos and drinking my mountain dew?!!!

sorry man grandpa's using it

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Fuck off!
Drove you there last time, still waiting for my $

Get the old fag out of here before it turns nasty.
www.judgejudy.com

he gets angry when he doesn't have any booze, the fucking drunk. always forgetting his meds too.

whose turn is it to do the dishes
fuckers

fine, fine, i'll do them

how did none of you fuckers notice this outside

Getting fed up with his shit, literally, get grandad out of here before he ends up in the cellar, with a basket and the lotion.

its hard to see anything when you are on crack

Don't bother, let's play freesbee with the neighbours.

I'm going to the store guys, if anyone needs anything I'll get it for you but you have to GIVE ME MONEY FOR IT FIRST. Looking at you Stephen, you know they won't let you return carrots after you do that to them.. We both know you can't "barrow" things from the grocery store

Sister mother did it again, nothing to worry about.

which trap is your sister?

Come on Mike, don't be a douche, let's all go together

Who drank my chocolate milk?

Your daddy's bro?
Stop being a faggot Brian!

Here's $5.00 for a bag of these.

FFS!
Are we living in the UK or 'Murica?

America, clearly.

it was probably fucking Steve's retarded three legged dog again. that chocolate milk gives him fucking diarrhea and he made a fucking mess all over the couch earlier..

has Sup Forums been over? i found a load of shoes in the basment

'k
Gonna try to score some meth, who's in?

for sure

Yeah, she was here. She just texted me this.

Aw man..does anyone have a straw?

Mind giving me a ride?
Tyron "borrowed" my car last night
Fed up of his sit, no more niggers in the house!

you got any nudes?

Here, have a fiver.
Give it back though

Our house is a very, very fine house with two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard,
Now everything is easy 'cause of you and our la, la, la...

i found what looks like a used needle that might work. i found it outside by the trash and thought it might come in handy one day.

He even stole my "h" key

sure. lets go

Who pissed in the sink?
Cause the dishes were still in there.

Our house in the middle of our street,
Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud

sorry man, thought they were already clean

Our new internet speeds

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Lulwaht?

Do you mind if we take this bus?
Otto is driving, all good!

who stole my artificial vagina again!!??

it keeps turning up looking like this

Not grassing or anything but I saw Karen getting in your room the other day...

Who ate my fucking tendies!!! I put them in the back of the freezer for a fucking reason!

This is my room and I want it kept tidy.

Dude, I remember you!

Mum's coming over this weekend, please don't fuck it up guys!

our battle station

Nah, but we might fuck her up, if you know what I mean

Guys, I just shot a cop that knocked on the door. He was asking about "CP" or something?

Not again!
She's getting real tired of your shit guys, if you know what I mean

Oh well, good job Nelson!

Right, but he got the last initial wrong.

I poured it down the drain and posted the pics in a gore thread

FFS!
Who's been drinking Heinekein?

who left the fucking plug on the floor?

Carl, stop eating that dead cop's face.

BAZINGA!

>fapping noises 24/7

Where are the grills at?
Fed up looking like a bunch of faggots living in the same house!
The neighbours are laughing at us!

>never pays rent
>mooches off everyone
>steals weed
>generally annoying
>tries to start fights all the time

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Piss off Ryan! Go back to your mum's!

I'm really shy, give me time to come out of my shell. In the meantime I'll be staying in my box observing

I'm back from the grocery store. You won't believe what I saw.

Whose doggo is this?

GTFO of my cat's box!

could y'all maybe not come into the bathroom every few seconds I'm trying to fap

Fuck knows but that bottle is defo mine!

*shoots the box*

Hey man, here's a welcome present.

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who ordered the box of rape?

Who pissed on the carpet? I know it's not an animal, this is 100% human urine, I can tell

Can we all try to do our dishes on Saturday? It's starting to stink and our sink keeps clogging

it was frank's downie girlfriend. she's still learning how to use diapers.

Where's the remote control?
I wanna watch Family Guy

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Guys can you fucking stop giving pizza to the squirrels? It's wasting our food

Check Mike's ass, it's usually up there.

Stop showing off John you fucking OCD freak!

not in my fuckin house

OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS DID THIS?!

Not again!
Can you get Julie to come over please?

i don't know
i heard that she tried to suck her dog off last week

[DOORBELL]

*Anxiety intensifies*

Like, what are you gonna do Dolan?
Shoot me? Kek
Simon! Your dad's being a cunt again!

No remote for me then :(

Again? ffs, can't we get her a litter box instead?