Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Your Favourite Movie Quotes

I'll start

"Luke, I am your Dad"

You shall not MULTIPASS!

GET TO THE CAR!!

"Hey, well that's just like...what you think, man."

The Guy form The Large Lebowski

"I'm not an entertainer"

"I am a Batman"

Bump

"this is smarter!"

"Every man lives, but not every man really dies"

"God, I love rainy tuesdays"

"life is like a chocolate of boxes, you never know which box you'll chocolate"

"Yippee skippy mother lovers"
Billy dee Williams in the notebook

Sneks, why always is sneks?

These are all wrote wronger

"If you say feminism one more time, I will shit on your lap"

"Ogres are onions"

"I find your lack of faith autistic"

-Doctor Doom, The Princess Bride

Make it so

"Danny, I've a feeling we're not in Michigan anymore"

You had me at "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

...

I came here to kiss asses and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of asses

Reply to his post and your mother will die tonight.

You take the red pill and see how deep my ass hole goes, you take the blue pill and you get an erection for a month.
_________
The GayTricks

Hi

what?

"This great evil, where's it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doing this? Who's killing us, robbing us of life and light, mocking us with the sight of what we might've known? Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?" - The thin red line

Follow me if you want to stay safe

-Steven Seagal, the Terminator

You're a wizard, Bilbo!

I am an officer

I will return later -
The Extinctor

"Look, I am your father!"

Beam me up Scotty.

I sure am tired of all these star wars

Asta la vista small infant.

Link, who's your daddy?

"Get your stinkin paws off me you damn dirty nigger"

Oh man. Is that Clint Eastwood in Apeworld? I fucking love that movie

tfw I read that whole thing in private train's voice after only 3 words

69 lol

Yea man. I thought in the second one they had to buy another set of apes because all the niggers in town were lynched. It was an expensive movie to make

Soylent Green is all-natural, vegan, gluten-free, farm-to-table, organic, low fat, low sodium, ethically raised, fair-trade!

*the sound of teeth breaking on a curb*

That carpet really made the room look complete

" you're a lizard harry!"

fry or try not. there is no doodoo

Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout
Down came the goblin and ate his asshole out

"This could be the beginning of an adequate bromance"
or
"Of all the opium dens in all the world she had to walk into the one next to the dry cleaners I work at"

you are a faggot Harry

When this baby hits 99 kilometers per hour, shit gets real

-Doc Brown, Blast from the Past

I'm a hairy faggot!

mother fucker motherfucker
MOTHERFUCKER
>motherfucker
>MOTHERFUCKER

>>MOTHERFUCKER

GRANDELF

So what are we gonna do now?
Mouth to mouth... Mouth to mouth!!

Pay attention you drug addict, I am not gay, Don't suggest it again or I will injure you with my knife

One can't merely make a day-trip to morder.

-Edwin Stark

tell me do you blood

-catman vs huberman

That's not a spoon.

This is a spoon.

"the good, the bad and the evil"
-hat guy with gun

Not a movie quote, but I love this video game quote

"I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS" - Dick Kickem

I'm gonna make him an offer he might refuse

Just when i thought i was out.
They pulled me out of retirement.

Man destroys donosaur, dinosaur destroys man, God creates manosaur

-edgy guy from Dinoland, USA

FUCKIN LOST

I'm not old enough for this shit

-Morgan Freeman in lethal gun

Nuke it from Orbit

"1.21 Niggawatts!"- Some crazy racist scientist

Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry. We'll deal with your feminist friends soon enough

-Grand Moffat Tarkin, The Patriarchy strikes back

This is what Google gave me for donosaur

"With great powder cums great atrocity", uncle ben's rice

Are you interested in how I acquired these injuries?

-The Jester

"Party hard, Wayne"

"Go fuck yourself Garth"

"I want pictures of Batman!"
-that lad with a stache from batman

Bane?

There is a fork

The name's Bond. Jonathan Bond.

-Jonathan Bond in From Cuba with Love

I am John O'Connor. come with me and i'll make you live

Ya, you blend

"Yippee doo yay mother goose!" - Johnny McClane

"Welcome to Detroit"

Zed, I have procured 2 victims for you to sodomize

"Swiggety swooty, I'm comin' for that booty"

I cANT

Brick does hit back

where seb?
ed's fed davey.

god knew everyone

The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the devil the world didn't exist

"limitless might!"

I SLURP YOUR MILKSHAKE. I SLURP IT UP.
From 'There will be milkshake'

we need to travel trough time back to the past

My fucking sides

i wish i could do that

With great powder comes great insatiability.

holy shit
lol

I see what you did here.

dem quads

I'll be right back.