YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACTIVE MASS SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLL FOR YOUR FATE:
1 ~ 6 = SHOT TO DEATH
7 ~ 9 = CRITICALLY INJURED
0 = SPARED
11 ~ 66 DUBS = FAKE DEATH
77 ~ 99 DUBS = NEGOTIATE
00 DUBS = CALL THE POLICE
111 ~ 666 TRIPS = ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE
777 ~ 999 TRIPS = JOIN THE SHOOTER
000 TRIPS = KILL THE SHOOTER
QUADS = BECOME THE SHOOTER
>>teleport behind the shooter
>>"Heh... Nothing personal, kid"
Milhouse can't be stopped by a single shooter
I'd stop him with my good looks
Save me Eric! Save me Dylan!
oh shit nigger what are you doing!?
thx for sparing me you ungodly creature.
the shooter is on a roll today
Wouldn't happen, I carry, he'd be dead.
This is why you faggots shouldn't vote liberal. You remove your ability for self-determination, which is a fundamental right.
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
can i join your mass massacre
HEY! WE'RE IN HERE! COME AND SHOOT ALL OF US PLEASE!
GET THE KILL COUNT UP FAGGOTS