You are walking through your home and this creature is blocking your path!

You are walking through your home and this creature is blocking your path!

Since the girl of your dreams is on the other side of this creature, willing to have sex with you and you have to try and pass it. But will you be able to?

1-79 the creature stabs and kills you.
79-99 the creature slices off your dick, sending you to the hospital, preventing you from having sex with the girl and anything ever again
Dubs and you will survive the encounter, but have to reroll a 69 to get the sex
Trips and you kill the creature and you make your way to the girl and have dream sex.
Quads and the creature becomes your servant, allowing you to tell it who to kill at any time. Oh and you also get the sex

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This is fucking stoopid. Roll.

You post your fat legs or you gtfo roll

Well, what's it going to be Lonneke?

Roll

Reroll

You have until 9pm to make your decision.

I wanna cum on it

Roll

Reroll

The girl of my dreams is that shit holding the knife

rollin

Samefag

I'll make it 9:10pm.

I'd anything to get laid at this point

Alright I suppose

rollerino

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This is fookin' impossible kek

9:15pm is final.

Rollin

QUADSSSSS

reroll...

here goes nothin
>69

rollinnnn

roll 69 XD

Fite me knife beetle

>Rolls
>Gets a zero
How?

I somone my pokemon
>also tl;dr

roll.

Rolll

Do me a favor..

fucking wrongggg

Your roll thread is shit

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You'll get an 8 minute bonus if send you know exactly what I'm talking about to my facebook.

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Check that, don't.

дбз

Go crawfish I choose you .

для России-матушки !!!

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Lawd please