Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio

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>being this autistic

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Claim

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I would like to talk about you, anonymous

Shiro claimed.

Advertise your ass on craigs list then, so you can work from home!

But I'm sexiest now, so why wait?

I sometimes feel like it was actually her who chose me.

has anyone claimed her yet?
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because you probably don't even know how to handle that ass

Dude she's 14

Someone i know might see it

Yeah. Rea isn't though. Probably just awkward kid years. I'm not that mean just honest.

(shiro)
Da glaub ich dir sofort dass das dein Gesicht is

(Tomoyo)
Just take as many as you can!

賢狼ホロはブラブラぶらぶらどろどろひひをかかぬ！！

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W-what do you and your sister do together?

14 is the perfect age for marriage

Is that a trap?

Teach me senpai, teach my naughty loli ass :o

That's good! You can be more at ease if they are friends and family instead of potential murderers.

Ist ein Foto, sieht nur zufällig wie die andern Bilder aus.

Nothing much. I don't really have too big of a relationship with my family.

does it matter?

so that's a yes?

no

stop lewding tomoyoyo -_-

no

totally claimed

You're lucky the age of consent in Japan is 13
Y-you should learn that on your own by watching porn like everyone else!

You don't help her with homework or read books to her?

IT DOES

カラミチーマス

Or i could just not take any and not do anything

I would prefer to be murdered tbh

No

your waifu reminds me of miku

welcome back

no sh'es not taken?

it doesn't

she is not taken

But you gotta think about the gross domestic product!

She is not 7. I do help her with some math from time to time.

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Claimed

New face. How are you?

He needs to make some money, we're just here to help.
You're not offering any better idea, but that's to be expected of a man with your kind of moral standards.

But I'm to young to watch these. Please explain it to me~

What a coincidence, because craigs list just happens to offer that as well!

Da schau mal einer an, wer plötzlich eine alte Schrulle claimt um das Pedoimage loszuwerden.
Überkompensation überzeugt micht aber eher vom Gegenteil.

im not suggesting you throw a tantrum just express yourself !

so creepy rei-sama~

yes youre absolutely right. it's a good thing im not a gamer anyway.

>You're lucky the age of consent in Japan is 13
Really? I always thought 14 - 15 was a better age for consent.
I don't see the sexual appeal of >13 but I can see a 14y.o being alright as a mating partner

i claim her then

i'm good, what about you?

>alte schrulle
Aber aber, ich misch doch nur ein wenig

Because I'm me

I'm good chap. Had a nice day?

Gouging both of your fucking eyes out with an overly ripe banana is the new counter-culture.

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If you're the one who asked for the piano improv, here you go. Wish I was better lol.
Also kumiko claim

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Do you have a discord?

Claimu

>wish i was better
Fuck you!

What?

Can i get paid for being murdered?

do you like bananas?

they make my ears feel funny :o

Heading home, wish me luck.

What?

You're going to have to deal with her big brother~

So, baka? My sister and I would spent our afternoons hanging out together. (she's 7 years older than me) And it was wonderful times.
Now we're all grown up and we live too far apart...

At least say hi...

I don't know either, ask Tomoko.

Then that means you're a girl?

Yeah Japan is crazy.

Rea is driving me home, I'm already feeling drowsy from the Dramamine, wish me luck. And I think you deserve someone as nice as yourself

Telegram, kik?

Well, when you get down to it, who doesn't wish they were better at what they do? What I improvised there is by no means fundamentally challenging; I'm just hopping from one chord to the next in left hand, and playing a melody in the same key with the right. After a couple of years doing it, you realize how far you have yet to come to being happy with what you can do.

So you'll likely be lying down soon? Feel better soon
>:(

I don't think I could without making both others and myself really uncomfortable. I'm sorry.

Pedo.

Actually, yes, you can. By a cannibal or a organ salesman.

Eh? But I want it to be you!

Don't have that relationship. Luck.

As long as the don't have any bruises.
How do they make your ears feel funny?

Whut?
I mean i guess but hell i cant even do that....

why the hecky would it mean that ~.~

it's le daijoubu friend %) i still believe in you

The economy, you fool!

Sagst du

idk, I just get this tingly feeling in my ears after I eat them :/

other than that though, they are tasty

Hey its this wanker. Been a couple a days since I've seen you ehre. How have you been?

>ad hominem
Lenk nicht vom Thema ab, Pedo.

Contemplating assissted suicide

Yuno Gasai

The best days of your life right?

Wew i just got "fired" from my job

Basic bitch waifu

Tu ich nich, ich bin keiner deiner Gesinnungsgenossen :o

Who would even claim Yuno, more like Yuno would claim you

Bollocks, that's pretty fucked up. What now? Are you going to find another job?
Probably

Where do i sign up for it

I don't think that would be affected

No

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things are really heatin' up in this.... A N I M E, lads! %)

I have one lined up for next week but i need gigs to make money this week
Yukki

Found a higher quality version of your pic

Thirst, sty?

It would be, gotta pay those taxes

What gave you the idea I'd talk to you

Lass es zu. Akzeptiere es!

I told you, craigs list.
If that's too much of a hassle I'd do it.

what if there was an anime with all our waifus in it?! :O ^_^ :d

Your point?

Baby's first waifu.

Yuuki!

no and there never will be thank heavens

Kek what a dreadful waifu tsk tsk

Answer my question.

Kurenai

Yuuki!

Sorry man .
Did they find your porn collection on your computer?

What question?

Thats good
Than don't give me a (You) you knobhead.

Tali

user!

Who dis?

Es gibt nichts zu akzeptieren :o Ich habe ganz normale sexuelle Präferenzen!

Is that a Sharigan?

What?

Why are you so thirsty for Momoka?

Nah im not that stupid plus i dont even have a work computer
I need this week to go smoothely tho
Sup buttercup

Kinda wanna bully Sci...

Genau, es ist ganz normal! Akzeptiere!

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