Finally, the empire strikes back

>Finally, the empire strikes back.

>So this is the attack of the clones

>I understand now, you are the fifth element

>I was in Isla Nublar, not Isla Sorna, this isn't Jurassic Park, this is Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

>If you are a terminator then that cop is Terminator 2.

>I'm getting old, I'm no loger a lethal weapon

>So what are we? Some team of villains who commit heroic acts at the risk of being killed? A team who one may call for example, Suicide Squad.

>This is such a Dark City

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Blade Runner Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

>Now, to document this cannibal Holocaust

>Yes, the Dark Knight Rises.

>I always wear a full metal jacket

>WAAAAAAALT IS LOOOOOOOOST

>so this is it huh, finally i have become pan. .nice and hot.

>3 posters

>This mission is impossible

>Not an argument

>Vell vell, zis is the effect of ze Blitzkrieg.

>I must marvel at the agents of SHIELD

they literally say this in the movie

>finally after all these years i have become the spoony one

>Finally, after all this time, Batman begins.

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kek

>Truly this is a Star Trek, Mr. Spock.
>Fascinating, Captain.

>The game? Fight club is no game, we are not seven, we're adults who connected through the social network. Our need to fight is a curious case but all makes sense if you consider the Chinese zodiac.

These ones are stupid. Weave the titles into awkward quotes, don't just plug them into mad libs.

>HEY WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS? WE'RE ON A STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS HERE!

>in order to kill the emperor and avenge your wife you must get to the coliseum in Rome and become a Gladiator

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Welcome to Kong: Skull Island

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>Hi my name is Doug™

>you must get follow the trail of the raiders of the lost ark, Indy

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That was the original quote in the script but the somaligger forgot.

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>This war is like the goddamn apocalypse, now isn't it?
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>Do you believe there is a connection between Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? Could he be the heir of Slytherin?

>Finally, I've completed this awful movie

>That's the trick of it, I think. We do what we need to do and then, we get to live. But no matter what we find in DC, I know we'll be okay. Because this is how we survive. We tell ourselves... that we are The Walking Dead.

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>Let's go do some trainspotting

Top kek

oh wait this one actually happened

I remember it fondly because I immediately burst into laughter on hearing it and spat hot tea all over my desk mat which ruined it and I had to get another one.

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Just let the thread die already

>wear

>Truly, you are the Crybaby

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you better check your privilege, muggle

I'l never understand this colored line meme.

>we've finally discovered the identity of The Bitch

Who is supposed to kneel before Zod? All of you Earth people and Superman, too.

really?

didn't see it coming
lol

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He's a bit more Shakespearean (great actor btw)
try "At long last, the empire strikes back"

GOOD

OUR FIRST CATCH OF THE DAY

When I agreed to serve on this jury, I wasn't expecting to be cooped up in a room with 12 angry men.

I Drive

>What on earth is this... this The Thing (1982)?

Oh my sides

>What can be done to kill this The Thing (2011)?

You see gentlemen, I want my payday, too.

This one is fucking real

you never told me you had a history of violence!

Fuck you, Nolan. I didn't pay 12 bucks for this shit.

I guess this truly is... der untergang

worst ending ever

Gee whiz, this long, spiraling staircase is certainly giving me a loss of equilibrium

I sure hope this soft-spoken gentleman isn't crazy

>It's time to teach you some Addams Family values

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Lethal weapon actually has the title drop in the movie.

>You know all the Judo and Kung fu too right? I guess we have to register you as a Lethal Weapon

>You've been registered as a Lethal Weapon 4 a long time.

>i run a casino

jesus christ what the fuck

Subtle

Might as well accept it Snake, you'll never escape from New York.

This is from Star Trek 2. Did you notice the Golden Gate bridge, dummy?

>There's no post on Any Given Sunday

>That 'fucking nobody' was Keanu Reeves

>Ee trooly woz da man oo would be king

>I'm gonna sucker punch that guy

Kek

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>We have hope. We hope these days of our mutants dying are past, we hope that in futures of other futures are better, we hope our suffering as X-men are days of future past.

We 'ave ta wremember tha' owl of us ah Children of Men

Kek

>The King and me? No,you're using the wrong pronoun. The correct way to say it is the King and I.

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best

Jeez, tone it down a bit palsy-walsy. Seriously, who do you think you are Aguirre? The wrath of god?

>Come on X-Men! Days off? Future, past, present! it all hangs in the balance here!