What's the one (1) advice that you would give to a younger (you) if you could?

What's the one (1) advice that you would give to a younger (you) if you could?

DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

"be yourself"

Nobody.
NOBODY.
fucking wants you to be you.

They want you to be who THEY want you to be.

If you "be yourself" your life will spiral out of control because "you" SUCK.

Nobody likes "YOU".

Act like a fake piece of shit your whole life and you might get somewhere.

Pull the fuck out.

It's okay to stop being an autistic NEET, but don't go crazy and have sex. Women will poke holes in your condoms, quit their birth control, and promise they will abort if they get pregnant just to get child support payments from you.

Hivemind checked

;-;

Glad you put the actual 1 there, otherwise none of us dyslexitards would have been able to figure your shitpost out.

don't cut your penis. You are not gay just depressed

Literally stay in school.

Lel. Maybe something like this.

Or just "Don't do drugs and stay in college" but I'm not even sure that would turn out right. I have a feeling if I tried to go full normie all the time and fit in, I would be deeply unhappy. Not like I'm happy and successful now, but I know I'm not living a complete lie.

all emotions such as fear, love, sadness, hate etc is all in your head don't let them take over, a clam mind is a winning mind. also exercise everyday cas your really hot now and you'll be even hotter in high school.

Contrary ideas can't be a hivemind, you idiot. I'm promoting fucking, that tard is peddling abstinence?
> do you even leddit?

It's for the aesthetics desu

> you'll be even hotter in high school.
Fukkk

And you succeeded, amigo. Aesthetically pleasing 'twas.

Not everything in life has to be deep. Take drugs, have sex, drink etc.
But knowing the fucking younger me I probably wouldn't listen so whatever

Nothing else matters other than money. Money first and everything else can fall into place later.

Fuck raw more often. That shit is cash.

>a post doesn't find the KnowYourMemeDotCom definition of a MeeMee therefore its LE REDDIT ECKSDEE

reading comprehension higher than 3rd grade level will help you in life

Relax. Keep calm. Don't get angry or upset. Be more like The Dude.

And study Aikido.

Mine would be fuck raw less often. Herpes is not cash.

Fuck.

Speaking of which, I just got my results back and dodged a fucking bullet

Sorry about your herpes though

Take your time

>not just pulling out
Once an autist...

Lel. I guess I kinda lived like that through my late teens and early 20s but I fucked up the last couple years of high school a whole lot. Would be interesting if 16 year old me knew some of the shit I knew today.

But it's hard to say that I would really want to change one certain thing. I fucked up a whole lot of stuff, but you need to make mistakes and learn from them. I'm still fucking up a bit and there's lots of shit I need to fix, but I really wouldn't want to change the way I see life and people. I think that is all a product of my past and even with bullshit I have going on, I still seem to be happier than others who seemingly have everything a person could want.

I mean this is also kinda true as well, but you need to know your limits. Money fixes so much shit and opens up so many doors, but it's still very easy to be unhappy without the right mindset.

DONT get on that plane, you're afraid of heights and it will traumatize you into developing a disorder that only brings you suffering and occasional depression

the family visit isn't worth it and they dont give a fuck about your sacrifice AT ALL

check em, and sounds stupid, obvious and petty. but it would be don't expect to get laid or attention from women just because you are a nice and kind and easy to talk to person

Don't fucking talk to the man.

Stay at that goddamn department store and get a free govt sponsored home forever plus free food and Mothercare

kys asap.

Life gets stale, not better.

Lel yeah unfortunately this is true. I have gone through this so many times and now finally in my mid-upper 20s I have a girl who I think actually likes me and wants a nice guy and it makes me nervous. Been talking a lot for a couple weeks and hung out a handful of times and she says she wants to take it slow because she got burned bad in the past by dude she ended up married so like sometimes we are a tiny bit cuddly. But haven't even kissed yet and I'm a giant pussy and she doesn't want a guy who wants to get her in bed right away. While I'm with her, everything is fun, but then when I get home I start overthinking all this shit and it's too many emotions. Girl is super nice and good looking too and now it's like I want to either know that she is 100% mine or just piss her off and make her never want to see me again so I can go back to a more simple loveless life.

For all the Sup Forums tards- casual sex is easy if you hang out in the right place. Just be a little bit of an asshole. Just sucks that these girls have so much drama and pretty nice girls are stuck with Chad and won't learn that there is something else for years and years (if ever).

Bleibe nicht auf der Rostlaube, gehe mit auf's KVG!

do NOT get into trap porn

Don't buy that Ford Capri. I know it's cheap but don't..

Get your share portfolio in order on September 10th 2001

Embrace your shadow self, your attempts to become a good person only make you weak if you are not capable of being evil or violent.

Read more often

Forget about music. Computers are where it's at.

What about computer music?

When you fuck Eva wear a fucking condom you nitwit.

wise words, user.

The 280 Brooklands?
Mine was awesome
Lost grip in heavy dew though ...

Dont smoke, never

Chics love the D more than Dudes love pussy

George W??

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>280 Brooklands?
Nah just a standard Mk III with the 2.0 engine and 4 speed manual.
Ran fine on my test drive and on the way home.
Next morning? Didn't start, leaking oil, no clutch pressure. That car was nothing but trouble.
Slapped in a chevy 350, roll cage and stripped it, she ran as my ice racing car for 3 years instead until I bent the chassi to destruction.

discord.gg/v5qhWSX

Never fall in love

Fuck off, Francis.

Chevy in a Ford???
That's worse than having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction ...
You monster !!!

>You monster !!!
I do what I want!

not to be a dick, like I hope she is sincere and it is real what you describe. but honestly it sounds awful, but she is probably keeping you on a string just in case the guy she is really eyeing up tosses her to the side and does something bad to her. she is probably keeping you around more than likely as a sad sap shoulder to cry on

"fuck that ass"

nothing, how else would I learn?

You could learn from Women want good men, but weak ones disgust them. Embrace the shadow self, don't be a nice guy, be a civilized monster.

(1) start exercising sooner, get control of your diet.

(2) get medical treatment for your adhd, man

Idk maybe, but I actually brought some shit up like that last night and I think this could actually be a different one. Whether or not it will ever become a serious thing, I'm not sure. But I think she is genuinely trying to stay away from the typical guys.

Start mining btc immediately in 2009 :frog:

FUCK MORE WOMEN.
100 IS NOT ENOUGH.
YOU WILL GO THROUGH A HORRIBLE 3 YEAR DRY SPELL, GET MORE QUIM.

Also:
DON'T QUIT SKATEBOARDING.
YOU'RE ALMOST A SPONSORED SKATEBOARDER, YOU'LL QUIT AND TURN INTO A DEPRESSIVE DRUNK.

happiness is a lie so is love u have no friends no one does because everyone is out for themselves

also try suicide

to 13 year old me. Kill yourself before you move, or you'll never be happy again.

to my 12 y/o self
should've stabbed him, then the rest of them

Lol that end part, that is true. Rode BMX and saw lots of people who could've had a good run of sponsorship and filming vids and entering contests just become druggies or drunks.

But a lot of the dudes who did get sponsored probably also wish they got some schooling in or something because you can't do it forever and there isn't much money in it unless you get an energy drink sponsorship and your own shoe.

Mom and dad have beening having premarital sex since the divorce stop turning down sex

Stash away some money and keep it off the records because government fucks up the economy in the future.

a little secret, women are professional bullshitters. like they are the perfect liars, men will never hold a light to women when it comes to lying and not revealing your true self and intentions. but again I do hope you get some Sup Forumsro

don't drop out