W-welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D!

How c-can I help you tonight, Anonymous?

Feeling better today? How's the cold?

Do you not know?
I got taken off musicxml and kept in the boilerroom

I s-still feel miserable! Would y-you like some tea?

Insert Sharpie in pooper then spread butt

I'm sorry to hear that. Still sound like batman?

Of course I would like tea. What kind tonight?

How can I make Jameson go down smooth?

Hey Alice, cute dress

Me and my GF of 4 years just split up

Im 25

Im stressed as fuck and have to leave town for a business trip this weekend

Pls tea me pls

Hope you have a good thread tonight alice!

I hate black people, and I dont want to. How do I not hate black people

I hope you feel better soon Alice. I cant stick around too long tonight but I do want to thank you for everything you do.
Youre truly a blessing.

L-let's see!

can i have some tea too alice?

Hey Alice . you gone stream tomorrow ?

Evening Alice, later than usual?

L-let's get some tea in t-this poor man!

Hello Alice.

Do you enjoy black tea, or tea with milk and sugar etc.

Evening Alice~ How was work today ?

im going to see a therapist soon, whats the first thing i should talk to her about?

You must kill a blacky to get over your fear

I d-do my best.

Why d-do you hate them?

Absolutely.

H-hopefully!

Y-yes, had to weave some magic spells

YoRHa Unit No. 2 Type B standing by.

When are you going to make money with this?, or are you waiting to have a bigger flock of losers who can give you money for playing games or showing ourself dong "cute" stuff on camera?

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I p-prefer it w-with milk

I c-can't complain

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violently throw the sign at the ground
>savage

I went grocery shopping today, and the guy at checkout asked me if I had any plans tonight, and I almost answered that I was going to pretend to have tea with strangers on an anime image board. Fortunately I remembered to hide my power level.

Hi Alice! Hi Everyone!

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HOLY SHIIIT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GO AWAY
>marry me please

ginger ale + lime juice

be real

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T-thanks for the personalized tea-post desu

Y-you are very hard to control.

*blinks* I've b-been doing this for six years dear. I never asked f-for a dime. Only r-reason I have a patreon is t-to make fun of people like you

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those are some large knives behind you

hey Alice :)
nice to see you here. I'm sorry you still feel miserable. Thanks for doing a thread tonight

underrated post.

>Why d-do you hate them?

why youre so shaky today ?

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*blinks* W-why didn't you go out with him?

B-because Sup Forums needs me

Hello Alice.

-phi

Y-you are very welcome m-my dear

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This is too true... I've been playing Nier too much recently

Alice would you mind putting some rum into my tea please?

Ahh.. my day could of been better. I got sick too :( My body hurts and so does like, every part of me right now. Also I have no voice. I had it for like an hour today and now it's just gone and im doing nothing but squeaking. This will prove to be a challenging night.

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I use t-them for skinning animals!

My p-pleasure

Because I already had a date tonight - with you having tea, b-baka.

Like a comfy warm embrace of a friend

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I'm v-very sick

Hi Alice!

I hope you're having a decent day at least. I'm working on trying to keep my relationship together but I feel like it's going to fall apart.

Could I have some tea?

As soon as thread 404, she will leave.

Im a failure to my friend, my family and most importantly for myself.
>Me being 23
>Got into some huge argument with my first best friend because some bullshitty games and stuff
>Basically we never spoke again, we ignored each other and never saw anymore.
>Now two years later, I start to feel guilty bout it and would like to reconcile with him but have no ways so I'm pretty fucked.
>I lied about the argument to my other friends (my friend and I never shared social circles. We were childhood friends but never went same school, etc.) so they wont ask me about it.
>Asked to family as well, sometimes mum does ask bout what happened.
>Am I a sociopath because I just want to dig that deep and pretend my best friend never existed?

You'll get the hang of it, I promise.

Assistant. I don't usually see you here.

How many hours?

its not worth it

>them

Earl Grey with milk and sugar is my fave.

T-that's me

Hello madam

-phi

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My mistake.

5 day weekend from work. I reset my sleep schedule & got super depressed yesterday for about 6 hours. So I dug this out from my past work.

Mind you some people need meds for this too be even remotely possible, and real therapy is more convoluted, but this is the chart I gave to clients when I worked in the prison system....

clearly not the same person

I actually w-won't tonight

I usually only lurk here. Signatures are not appreciated here though so I might wait till the shrine.

Oh. Forgot to say, hi Alice, how r u?

Alice, I just got done playing OneShot on Steam, and now I am sad cause I could not bear to destroy an entire world, so Niko was forced to stay in an alternate universe, and will never see his entire family again. T-T

14 hours.....be more tonight. My last night off before I go back to admitting people to the hospital....

checked
well then as soon as it 404's i'll leave

私のチンポしゃぶれ

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you can always can go down with the sickness
>Youv woken up the demon in me

W-we will see.

T-that doesn't make you a sociopath dear.

It just you aren't very mature, is all.

T-that does sound nice

Store clerk sama was cute, but you're better because you don't know who I am so you can't break my heart. Also you have better legs.

damn

I c-can't complain

Oh s-silly....

I could easily break your heart

Good enough I guess
I'll take my leave, good night.

I'll see you there.

Enjoy. 26 hours in here.

sore throat or something, hon?

*patpat* S-sleep well.

Ripped t-to shreds! N-not sure how I will s-stream tomorrow, really.

Hi Alice, thanks for the tea!

Are you threatening to go full Yandere on me? Because I'm ready to take this relationship to the next level

I hope to be there. I'm not sure I'll make it to be honest.

well thats pretty easy , dont if you feel bad

hi alice

take a long, hot shower or stand over a sink with steaming hot water. everyone says that tea and honey is great (it is), but the only thing that can directly get to your dried-out vocal cords is water vapor.
they make weird steam masks you can get, but they're pretty expensive and only worth it if you do something like radio.

multiple text signs.....new modality of streaming?

Clearly y-you have no idea who I am.

*waves* H-hello, how can I be of assistance tonight?

Huh, didn't know you were back.

Oh? Did you have other things to tend to?

T-that doesn't tend to work f-for me, as my vocal cords are damaged.

T-that'd be...really hard.

Only b-been a full year and a half dear. Lurk moar.