So the gf leaves her phone over here when she goes to work...

So the gf leaves her phone over here when she goes to work. I get woke up by a text thinking it might be her telling me she left her phone here.

Instead it's pic related. wtf?
She's going to be over here to get her phone in about an hour.

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Watch her fuck it

u got nigger'd

cuck

Take dick pic
Send it to them
Engage in dick pic war

Send a bigger dick back and say, you can't compete black boi

proof, SS on the Phone

whats the convo history
did you reply?

whoa come on it's just a pic
there's no way

why the fuck would I reply?

would u coisder sucking it? if u give a mean bj u could make him forget about your girl..

to see if hes fucking you girl or not? wtf

convo history?

this

And run the risk of knowing I went through her phone? No thanks.

enjoy getting cucked and cheated on fag

you don't have a gf, stop making shit up

You shut the fuck up goddammit.

How does anyone believe this shit for a second. This is an obvious cuck bait thread.

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It was the only text. How can you tell if there are deleted ones? It's an iPhone.

I said shut the fuck up faggot no I'm not.

Bad bait from you cuck fetish faggots.

>And run the risk of knowing I went through her phone? No thanks.

A normal human doesnt say this

thats what she said.

OP here. Look fuck you.

Only taking Serious replies from now on.

this is obviously bait to trigger the white guys on this board

im monitoring this thread..


waiting for texts from gf or some sort of proof.

your anger is unnecessarily bad, low quality bait

i think u need to go get a thermometer. Make sure that your fartbox is at 40 degrees. If its less that that, u might have to stick a candle or two up you ass till u get 40. U get some lub from your draw and slowly slide that Iphone up your shithole. The high temperature should help you retrieve the history and see all of her deleted msgs.

good luck annon. god speed.

Think she might leave you for "Mr Tripod"?
Or just keep him on the side?
Seriously, you best watch her from now on OP

How's that any different than at least 50% of the bullshit on Sup Forums ?

Shutin aspie jerkasses who are afraid of the world so they stay home pretending they know what life is like based on self created/perpetuated fearbait. Good thing the liberal SJW opposition does the same thing.

>Why the fuck I would reply

So that the only part that you reply to instead of the other two questions?

You are fake news.

fake B8 but I will bite, if you see this and this is legit and happened. if your first instinct wouldn't be to dump and put all her shit at the curb from your house and tell her to go fuck him instead since it seems to be more priority for her. you aren't a man, you are the disgusting and putrid weak piece of shit that represents more and more what the modern American man has become. you are the vile and bottomscum of the earth and aren't a man

and don't be afraid to use WMDs.

if you have ANY self respect you will put all her shit on the curb

>fake b8
>replies

>Tfw when you think it's fake because but aren't smart enough to know for certain if it is or not

>Pic very related

I said the fuck up faggot. Do not reply to me again.

I said shut the fuck up.

Why? over a pic?

Everyone in this is a fucking faggot.

Bad b8 m8 I r8 -8/8 you seem ir8

>Tries to troll Sup Forums
>fails at it

You're a sad individual

OK. OP here. Serious replies only. The gf is going to be home in about half an hour.

Should I just hand over the phone and say nothing?

Sure, and continue you your miserable life as a bitch ass cuck who lets duh black man satisfy your gf white boi ur not good enough anyways

As soon as my boy Snowplow be done
I's gonna have her

Wait user, there's no need to panic. Maybe that's your cock?

You know, just a tip, maybe you're cool and all but if you said that shit to me in public I would send a couple of your fucking teeth flying.

OP here. Bumping for main page.

Serious replies only.

Bump

We want to see the convo history. We won't believe you if you don't share it.

It's one text. I said so above.

Read the fucknig thread faggot.

this image is at least 6 months old.

Your gf is sucking nigger cock. That's why a pic is on her phone. That's the next cock she's going to suck not yours.

prove it

Then respond as her and say "When is the next time I get to experience that monster?"

let me get my time machine started

It was taken over the weekend. That's what my viewer said.

No ask him to see pics from the last time they fucked.

> gf leaves phone behind
> thinks it's gf who texted

Look I thought maybe she borrowed someone's phone at work. Fuck off.

Why does everyone have to be a faggot in here?

Where do you think you are OP?

if this wasnt pasta i'd say tell her you want to watch her fuck a black dude.. and any other shit you've actually wanted to do to her, etc.. take full advantage then bounce.. cuz whether shes into bbc or swc she's still a lying cunt at the end of the day. again.. all assuming this wasnt pasta.. which it is.

GOD DAMMIT IT ISN'T PASTA

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OP here. The gf just came home.

CONFRONT HER

Do something you cunt ass OP

She's in the bathroom. I'm going to have to get off the computer.

Confront her, post pics of you crying when she beats you up

OOh no you dont, you will finish this fuck boi.

If this were real life I would punch your fucking face for talking shit like that.

She's getting nigger dick pics and your worried about overstepping trust boundaries. You poor poor stupid cuck.

No you wont.
Because you're fat, alone, and busy making up stories on Sup Forums.

act like a black man
youtube.com/watch?v=HdgelYPyi8c

We don't know that I said. And if she found out that I went through her phone I'd be in deep trouble.

You're lucky I don't know who you are or where you live. I would fuck you up hard.

...

She just saw the pic.

The only one getting fucked up hard is your woman OP

You didn't go through her phone. You were woken up by a dick pic. Confront her and ask her about it. The fact that she's cheating overrules the fact that you looked. (This is coming from a real life girl)

Are you like 14 years old?
Or messed up after a long time use of steroids, cocaine and nigger cock?

troll - saw that dick pic a long time ago on Sup Forums.

tits?

A girl? Here? What do we do now?

U dont waste any time do you?

Are they nice?

OP Here, she broke up with me.
Thanks for nothing Sup Forums..

Consider the possablity of an "open relationship"
no reason you can't see other people if she will aswell...and if indeed your relationship can work like that.

if it aint for you leave her...you will almost definatly end up leaving her. Confrot her strongly...Show the picture to her face...say you know exactly what she's up too...if she cries, she feels remorse for what she's done. And thats the sign of a good person down there...with perhaps some un hit sexual cravings....if she gets angry....leave her

Post pics of you crying

you missed the: or GTFO - oh old Sup Forums I miss you

OP Here, i hope you guys are happy.

>So the gf

your lies fell apart so quickly user.

I'll just bet.

I have some advice for you as well. kill yourselves

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troll thread good job Sup Forums fags couldnt spot it quick enough

Dubs means you have to join us

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffag

Are you actually stupid?

pls show them
I'll post a tribute pic

what does your gay fap fetish have to do with this thread?

ITS NOT A TROLL THREAD GODDAMIT

It is because OP can't possibly be this much of a cuck