>"Hey user we think you're pretty cute."
How do you non-autistically respond to this to get laid?
"Hey user we think you're pretty cute."
Colton Campbell
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Aaron Lee
"ok"
Charles Rivera
I told your sexy black ass I don't like it when your tranny friend smiles at me Keisha.
Matthew Torres
th-thanks
Aaron Martin
"Thanks..."
Shake their hand... SHAKE!. No faggit fist bump, no kisses to the top, no fucking gangster hand grab.... shake their hand, maximum 2 pumps.
"Hows your night?"
That's it....... Act like a human, not some fucking retard.
Jayden Foster
"You're cute yourselves. What are you guy's up to right now?"
Isaiah Roberts
Hand them a bowl of eggs
Easton Reyes
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
Charles Bailey
well i've been staring at black girls tits, so i would prob continue staring and mumble "your so hot"
Daniel Hernandez
'Like white stuff come from penis?' Than proceed to shit in pants. Yours or theirs whichever one feels right.
Levi Rogers
I'd buy that bitch a puppy.
Adrian Martinez
These eggs arent fertilized, unlike your after Im done with you
William Bailey
Fuuuuuuk
Hunter Smith
cool what you doing later wanna fuck
Jordan Johnson
...
Robert Rogers
Blake Gomez
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
Eli Gray
that would never happen so i needn't worry about it
Grayson Torres
OILED UP AND READY TO RUN DOWN ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
Adrian Garcia
no ty
Nolan Cooper
Shake hand? lol Autist
Landon Bailey
yeah you and 90 percent of all bitches think that why does that make you special you worthless cunts
Jacob Martinez
by making helicopter noises
Jonathan Walker
noeeees
Elijah Ward
Shet
Jaxon Peterson
i don't fuck apes beastiality is wrong
Easton Martinez
>"Hey user we think you're pretty cute."
>user awkwardly holds his hand out
>girls leave
Zachary Lewis
but why shake hand
lmfao
Oliver Gomez
No thanks, im not a fan of niggers.
Thomas Foster
thanx m8
Christian Cox
git rekt
Isaiah Moore
kek
Jackson Rivera
Say "Do you listen to Slayer?!??!!?"
then make devil horns and play air guitar
nothing too autistic
Jack Mitchell
>How do you non-autistically respond to this to get laid?
i don't know...
Brody Parker
Damn girl! That blue bikini is fire!
Almost as hot as the body it's on!
Luis Watson
ummm... errm... uhhhh sure
Carson Perry
im gay
Logan Taylor
AM I GOING MAD?
OR DID THE WORD "THINK" ESCAPE YOUR LIPS?
Christopher Morris
Would you like to go out and have some nig- coffee no wait I see we're already outwhite and you have coffee and you're black like nig- coffee and are those boobs- hoops real? HOLY SHIT WE IN CUBA NOW?
Carter Ross
>eggs
hot sauce
Blake Robinson
Thanks, youre not so bad yourselves...
Nathan Cox
>>Autistic handshake
>>H-how's your n-night
>>Suns out
Nicholas Martinez
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
Kevin Cruz
"Hey girls, you look pretty cute yourselves, how about we grab a drink and talk about how cute we all are ;)"
Julian Thomas
/thread
Christopher Young
Sigh
Nathan Butler
let's fuck
Joshua Bell
Hey, I doubt it.
Easton Butler
Well, since you're already here, I'd say there really isn't a way short of being reborn and going back and doing the opposite of everything you've ever done.
Noah Lopez
Tell them that they are the pretty girls and
I want them to suck my fucking cock
Bentley Ward
really ? I think I'm hot shit too ! Let's get coffee and talk about what hot shit I am
Jaxon Kelly
Well, that's because you two have good taste.
Parker Collins
You don't need to talk to me, but you have to eat this *hands bowl of eggs*
Jace Scott
fuck you nigger
Easton Clark
Aw sheet somebody already made that reference
James Jackson
oh shit
Isaac Walker
...
Jordan Gonzalez
Ummmmmmmmm kinda racist user
Blake Price
Proceed to take out my mobile device and 6 inch speaker. Play Johnny Rebel's Alabama Nigger at top volume, singing along at the top of my lungs.