I seriously need advice on hiring an escort/prosty

I seriously need advice on hiring an escort/prosty.

Can anyone help out?

Backpage or Craigslist

My main issue is that on Craigslist I don't know who's a prostitute and on backpage they're really convincing when they say they're offering massages

bumping

Yeh bro

How do I tell if they're a prosty from their ad?

Is there a code word?

Is "escort" always synonymous with "prostitute" or are there escorts who just go with you to the theatre or whatever?

Yeah they get paid for sorta dates and stuff. I'm looking for 10 minutes of car sex tho

You keep calling a new one till you fine one willing to fuck. Its not hard most of the ones under 20 will fuck. The older ones don't bother.

I don't want to risk getting arrested. What's a good way of asking if they fuck for cash?

Call a younger one and be very subtle. She'll drop hints that she's down to fuck straight on the phone. It is a gamble, you may end up paying her and getting nothing except her time which is essentially what escorting is.

I'm just looking to find a ho who will pick me up in her car (I don't have a car), suck my dick in the woods or something then drop me off.

I don't know how to find such a girl

Doesn't work like that anymore, telling any whore you don't have a car will make her not even waste her time with you. She's not your mother she's making a living.

Btw Backpage no longer has its escorting section because FBI shut it down in January. Last time i used Backpage to find a hoe was in October.

Okay. I'm really in a bad position because I don't have a car, have only $50 to spend on one, and am a fat guy so I can't pick up girls.

You better download tinder n start walking your ass to visit them neighborhood hoes

My facebook is fucking garbage from when I was 12 and I don't want anyone seeing it, and it'll automatically be connected to my tinder.

Those Asian massage places they will suck your dick but it will cost a lot more than 50 bucks. Somewhere around 150 for an average one and probably 200 for a top-tier Asian bitch. They cant say no to the American dollar.

retard backup then wipe your phone, make a burner facebook and go to town

how new can you be

Can't you only have one facebook per email?

Waste of money.

Okay nvm but how do I find hoes on tinder?

make a burner email for the burner facebook

and I thought I was the newfag

dunno I don't mess with that shit

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Also, ifypur city has a decent escort agency, they'll know what's up, but it will be more pricey than backpage.

I only have $50

Then how do I find prosties