How would he life be different if he had finished the cookie?

How would he life be different if he had finished the cookie?

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I swear to god I have gotten dumber visiting this website. The amount of illiterate faggots that type brain dead comments hurts my brain and lowers my IQ. I need to stop coming here.

I thought it was funny.

What has gotten into you today?

I've been here since 2008. I can barely function in society. I recommending leaving now and go somewhere like reddit to better your mind.

Here let me start you off: reddit.com/r/atheism/

how would his life be different if he didnt go in for the hug?

how would he life be if that queer just put the damn wine coolers on ice?

"now anthony, tell the queer to put the wine coolers on ice, if he doesnt do it, get out of there, its a set up"

"i know i should listen to this advice but im sooo horny, i wana top."

"im not gay, you can smell my breath chris handsome."

I thought you was wanting to be shaved...down there.

>thinks this will finally be the time when he can hug a female
>gets Hansen'd
pretty sad desu

>That ear piece

what did he need it for?

What was his endgame though?

His mum was on the phone telling him how girls like to be shaved.

The dude was gods dumpster. Literally had a couple dozen defects. Probably needed a hearing aid.

He's just the smoothest motherfucker goin'.

Everybody else fell to pieces when Hansen walked out and that's what got them. Not this fella though; he's ice cold, the type of guy I want beside me in a high-pressure situation.

Michael 'genericwhitemale' Wilusz is my guy. If you were smart, he'd be your guy too.

I've seen him around the beach sometimes, that dude's built good.

He was a business man, making wrestling DVDs for Ricky Morton.

youtu.be/F30DqLrLL-c?t=2m21s

>tfw Chris Hanson ambushes you while you're just enjoying a cookie on the way to the beach

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So fucking smooth. He got the hug and he almost slinked away before Hansen directed him back to the stool

he actually did it! the absolute madman!

I just love the way he slaps down the cookie at the end.

He is clearly disappointed in Chris. This wasn't fair.

I've become addicted to this show

Where can I find the full vid

are these home baked?

>tfw this guy is 30 years old
Man I'm only 23, but I can't believe I'm going to look like that in a few years.

You're gonna be drowning in pussy, dude

Don't worry, you'll probably go bald before then

>tfw not build good

>i'm 60

youtube

WTF he's 30?

youtu.be/HsMv-aoRXS4?t=14m25s

nevermind, i don't want your lousy cookies anymore...

He's not 30 you fucking downer.

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That's what he says in the video, "you fucking downer"

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT TEENAGE GIRLS ASSHOLE, SIR?

>I was just getting something to eat!

This show is dark.

I brought some kit...kats

PUREST PLEASURE

What! No way!?

>captcha select the cookies

>Mr Willis I'm here to inform you that all charges have been dropped

WHAT!?!?! NO WAY!?!?!

Nice recovery.

What's it look like behind the censor bars?

did he really get the charges dropped?

AWWWH MAN I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING

>doc block
This show was truly special

>thay eybrow
impressive

Yes, PJ refused to hand over the computer they used to chat with him from because it had CP on it.

Hot damn

>talldreamy_doc

As delusional as a lot of girls are these days about their looks it's nice to see there's lots of dudes with the same affliction.

>Do you want my "thang" in your mouth
>What did you mean by that?

It would have been the cleanest, best pleasure

>kiss them

Why would he do that?

can any of these cute, built-good guys dethrone genericwhitemale?

I DID NOT DO ANYTHING YET

I believe he wants to do some dry breastfeeding.

How is that even possible? Must have degenerate genes. I am 30 and I look like im 24

>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

Me in the middle top.

Are these some good predator youtube channels to follow? Other than BasedShaman.

youtube.com/watch?v=KxMdFMJdeYg

TWO WORDS