Let's write a story one sentence at a time. I'll start

Let's write a story one sentence at a time. I'll start.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Dave.

He died.

The end

After he died he got sent to hell.

Fuck off with that ending cunt

and got buttraped by satan

that's two sentences you idjit

then a skeleton pooped out.

Dave did not consider this a punishment.

Let's try this again...

Once upon a time, there was a man named John.

He was sad about his friend Dave, who died suddenly.

he was a nigger, maybe the biggest nigger there ever was.

this isn't working out guys.

Write your own story then.

Once upon a gay.

He later decided, being the nigger that he is, to try and rob chicken from the nearest market

Holy shit, consecutive posts in the same thread.

He needed a way to get to the market though.

Once upon a thread that got derailed

So he called up his friend, who was a huge faggot.

As it turned out, He had been shot directly between the eyes by a sentient robot.

Moot didn't pick up, though.

Then Jesus showed up with a bottle of cologne in one hand and a joint in the other, drank a swig of his cologne, and killed nigger john, but not before establishing a communist regime.

john had then figured it was the bloods and swore revenge

He decided to call OP instead, due to him being the second biggest faggot he knows

The communist regime was then overthrown by a man named E.L. Pubert.

John was dead you stupid cunt.

Bump.

"What's up man? I just got finished posting another ylyl thread."

john's frend is dead read thi
>So he called up his friend, who was a huge faggot.
>As it turned out, He had been shot directly between the eyes by a sentient robot.

"I dindu nuffin, butt iz need help for some robin sum chicken tendies"

E.L, pubert was a pretty cool guy, who didn't afraid of anything.

"Wow, sounds important. Once I'm done getting fucked in the ass I'll be right over."