ITT: Movie characters that are literaelly us. Starting with me
Last Samurai
>>White
>>Embrace Japanese beliefs and customs
>>Lives by the sword
>>Not to be reckoned with
ITT: Movie characters that are literaelly us. Starting with me
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Bait
>What I think I am
>Who I am in reality
>IT's a mee
>this thing
>not even a movie character
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Yeah sure. How many people have you killed faggot? Which warlord do you owe allegiance? Fuck you
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literally me
>white
>bald
>not many people understand me
>not many people know my power
>have a couple good friends
Go fuck yourself, you can't break necks with your mind
He breaks mirrors with his face
Stfu john
actually him
rather fuck the cat
>manlet
>asexual because women disgust me
>incredible martial artist
>smell like shit
*teleports behind you*
nothing personal user...
Same mindset, I just want what's owed to me. The world
>Warrior
>Ladies man
>Loving father
>King of vikings
>Can destroy hoards of nippon steel at ease with shield wall bros and axes
guise I am like literally deadpool I swear the character is exactly like me it's so fucking perfect like I am a real life deadpool in every way
Aside from your overly cringy post, why the fuck would they get a caucasian to play a japanese role, honestly you can put as much money into a movie as you want but if you skew it up that badly it's going to end up shit.
"This whole town's a feminine penis just waiting to get sucked."
- user
>not sure if retarded or b8
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like I said, few understand my power
I guess you didn't see the movie?
Aside from your overly cringy post, have you actually seen the movie, you dumb fuck?
YES!!!! This.
>protagonist is christian bale
>japanese
Christian...bale?
we've been trolled boys
We
Wuz
Samurai
funny the other way around aint it fucking white people do the same shit niggers do
>skinny
>Is good swimmer
>is on swim team
>is into sassy black women