Ask a guy who just paid for 5 dates to start dating his first twink anything, pic related

Ask a guy who just paid for 5 dates to start dating his first twink anything, pic related

Bump

Bump he's cute

who took the picture?

Middle aged woman sitting behind us

gross

How much are you paying the welp

The what?

Why?

the kid

I mean, all the dates, plus all his Ubers, plus two gifts equal probably about 200

That's not dating. That's booking time with a rent boy. Not the same thing.

I think we're dating, he asked me out on thursday

You are without a doubt the scariest looking fucker I've ever seen

asked you to buy him shit. Not dating unless ur sucking his willy

I mean he's sucking mine

I've been told

What state are you guys from?

ITT: OP is a faggot

WI baby

Yes I am

I see the terror in his eyes. What is his drug of choice?

You look thrilled while he looks scared. I'm surprised the lady that took the pic didn't tell security about you.

He's a pot head

You look related, is he your kid?

No, but we joked about how I actually look like his daddy

Wow, sucking dick for pot. They just dont make drug addicts like they used to.

No, he spends his dad's money on his pot. He saves mine he says

Damn that kids sexy af

It likes like a before and after picture of someone who just freebased some uncut Guy Fieri.

I mean that guys awesome. I'm chubby, why not look like the coolest chubby guh