What was his fucking problem?
What was his fucking problem?
Cameron Evans
Caleb Howard
he's a little boy in big mans body
Thomas Collins
...
Lucas Rogers
Is he attempting the cuck dance?
Joshua James
>you will never be Seagal
Gabriel Foster
J U S T O
Henry Anderson
...
Benjamin Hill
Kek this is my people's traditional dance, it's so fucking retarded.
Carter Wood
P U N A N I
Lucas Myers
Look at him, snatching all those fucking birthdays like a boss
Juan Williams
Mating ritual fail.
Dominic Flores
People actually dance like Seagal?
Easton Jackson
Churka.
Xavier Sullivan
Obviously not as majestic as the Seagal.
Not from that shit hole but I was born near the country.
Isaac Gray
why does he keep switching hands holding the gun
Isaiah Rivera
'tis true. Least I'm not brown or Chechen.
Brandon Cruz
>walk out of the house
>see this
what do?
Daniel Gutierrez
Shh, he's operating.
Mason Collins
>be a Japanese school girl
>sit in park and listen music
>suddenly a large man with leather trenchcoat and greasy ponytail come slowly wobbling towards you
>what do?
Nicholas Thompson
Wonder how I ended up in the past, when he wasn't fat.
Parker Scott
>*teleport behind him*
Michael Gonzalez
>yfw Seagal's hairline is moving downwards
Aiden Walker
He knows he only shower when he's the antagonist, it's actually not normal behavior.
Brayden Thompson
...
Matthew Johnson
he learned how to grow his hair back by using ancient 3000 year old oriental wisdom.
Ian Sanders
>He knows he only shower when he's the antagonist
What did he mean by this?
Oliver Campbell
autism
Henry Martinez
>top 10 saddest anime deaths
Aiden Turner
...
Leo Brooks
Man what kept you Vick?
Jason Hughes
what did he mean by this?
Aiden Gutierrez
post the webm, where it's not him
Cooper Lewis
this one?
Ian Barnes
Can someone make a webm of this with Billie Jean playing over it?
Cameron Murphy
No, the new movie where they put a fat suit on a guy in a whole scene and pretend it's Steven
Wyatt King
Well im sorry to hear that...
Cooper Turner
>that little scurry
hahaha
John Kelly
Man, the terrorists have no chance
Jason Gutierrez
...
Anthony Adams
walk away at a normal pace, he'll never catch you
Nolan Parker
Has Steven gotten more asian as hes gotten older?
Michael Powell
...
Hudson Peterson
haha what the fuck
Jaxon Cooper
for sure
Jordan Jenkins
...
Sebastian Morgan
...
Michael Smith
I also wish to see this
Josiah Richardson
what did he mean by this?
Thomas Wright
...
Angel Green
I think it's from the same movie as this
Easton King
Tell me about Seagal, why does he snatch the birthdays?
Anthony Murphy
E Z Y
Liam Myers
unrelated but has anyone seen Richie?
Eli Kelly
>The_Average_Airsofter.png
Jonathan Thomas
he looks like Big Boss but is even more badass
Xavier Garcia
...
Nolan James
EASY
Carson Lee
haha laughed loud at this one
Xavier James
Was he ever good?
Samuel Rivera
>Punani
wow, he really likes that word
Andrew Rivera
is this kino
Michael Cruz
>Be American
>Its a sunny beautiful day
>Suddenly hear a voice mumbling behind you
>"Freeze citizen show me your ID"
>Turn around and see this
>what do?
Caleb Long
What heppened to him? Brain damage?
Kevin Gutierrez
if its not, than nothing is
Bentley Jackson
who am I to say no to Mr. Steven Seagal?
Xavier Mitchell
Why did he leave the sheath?
Doesn't he want to keep the blade sharp?
Chase Wilson
HANDS UP DONT SHOOT
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
Angel Turner
he started hitting the gym
Julian James
it's a black male thing
Wyatt Torres
What film is this?
Bentley Evans
...
Xavier Phillips
>Citizen we got a report that someone was jaywalking
>Turn out your pockets now
>You better not be legally conceal carrying a firearm
>*snaps safety off his AR-15*
Grayson Harris
Doesn't it help you peek corners easier without leaning out as far?
Not that this fat fuck could hide behind anything, but still.
Logan Powell
i think there is something wrong with mr. segal.
Aaron Morgan
I have watch this film Many times. it is very much enjoyment. Steven segar is very good karate film. please respond Steven , I am your 1 number fann
Benjamin Cox
Why does the guy in the white dull the fuck out of his sword before fighting the fat guy?
Justin Foster
>That tracklist
Wonder how his family feels about him
>Genre: Punani
Isn't that a word for vagina?
Noah Jones
pssh, nothing personnel, kid
James Lee
...
Benjamin Kelly
the one who did bobby lupo?
Anthony Roberts
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Xavier Gray
Hi my loyal fan. Its actually Aikido, but i also have a honorary black belt in Karate, Combat Sambo, Judo and Shibari.
Sincerely your No.1 action star Steven Seagal
ps: heres a picture of me with your President Vladimir Putin. We are really good friends.
Luke Gray
Why did that first guy walk forward to try to shoot him from 1 foot away?
Jaxon Collins
its a classic seagal movie trope
Jayden Hall
What the fuck? That was so weird. I thought maybe she was his daughter at first.
It's like he's never lain with a woman.
Parker Hall
>It's like he's never lain with a woman.
thats bullshit. Steven has plenty of sex slaves in his basement.
Adam Baker
>lain
Connor Howard
YOU JUST KNOW
Asher Flores
...
Colton Martin
You do that with a two handed rifle, generally. I don't what the fuck Seagal is doing.
Justin Scott
Living the dream
Gavin Rogers
...
Benjamin Myers
The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. The slide's been
reinforced. And the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision.
The sight system is original, too. The thumb safety is extended to make it
easier on the finger. A long-type trigger with non-slip grooves. A ring
hammer... The base of the trigger guard's been filed down for a higher grip.
And not only that, nearly every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and
customized. Where'd you get something like this?
Jaxson Watson
...
Julian Jenkins
Getting thrown from a plane will do that to a big guy
Hudson Carter
What is that?
Ethan Murphy
Punani slayer
Justin Morris
>Punani
Not traditionally, no.
Evan Rogers
>its a Seagal brings his pistol collection to movie set and tries to impress his co-stars episode.