Help plz

help plz

um maybe cut off the uesless thing you got there

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MAMMA MIA
IT'S ME, MARIO
LEMME EAT THAT SHROOM

Grade A trap material

Fuck whats that little thing....

I seriously recommended penis enlargement surgery.

Is that.... erect?

Don't be a faggot Mario
Also OP, kill yourself

Nice shave job. Looks way bigger, bro.

what is this? a penis for ants?

It's true. Shaving off your pubic hair really does add an extra inch visually.

s-sorry
it was fucking Luigi again masked as me

Timestamp faggot

Maybe you can continue live as a girl user

lolwut

Blasphemy

seeing this makes me sad im sorry OP

Fake and gay.

Ima fuck you inna ass whiteboi!

steal biger than mine

LMFAO.

god that is fucking straight up embarrasing. I cant even imagine not having a normal size dick, that things a legit mushroom. I think Op Is trolling but I don't feel bad for the owner of that thing, why would you take a picture of it? This is what i'd picture a sex change dick to look like tbh.

I think they cut a little too much OP

Become a monk

surgery, man. only that and pumping works

nigger

pic with timestamp

I suggest you call the interbutt police asap, becuz your dick is all over the internets.

move to japan

He gave a Sup Forums stamp you Fucking idiot
Settle for it

>Newfag actually believes it and hasn't seen the image before
This thread is pretty sad. Shows how shitty Sup Forums is today. It's also pretty sage.

baited so easily

>You're gay

If not, then:

>You'll eventually become gay as shit

>surgery, man. only that and pumping works

so you've been there done that?

underrated comment

FUCKING NEWFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Newfag

Lel that's an old one

actually fucking kill yourself

You will shit yourself in public 3 more times before you turn 40

At some point it isn't funny seeing someone pretend to be this retarded.

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typicall white boi
just find some BBC

Um.. you seem to have a mushroom growing on you

He's right tho

This is so obviously cheap plastic I laughed

>photoshop/10

Nigger

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+1 agree.