Seriously how the fuck do I stop my stomach from making annoying ass noises...

Seriously how the fuck do I stop my stomach from making annoying ass noises. Im not hungry nor do I need to use the bathroom, but it only ever acts up in the middle of my classes.

Is there any type of pills I can take? Anyone else dealing with this?

quit guzzling cum

>need medical advice
>better ask Sup Forums

Its my birthday please help :(

you are hungry actually
i have had the same issue and have realised it goes away if i eat something

>birthday
>still under 18

Well it is natural
It means your stomach is working great and is healthy so you shouldn't really complain about that

I dont normally eat breakfast. Does it have to be something big, or could it just be a biscuit?

Im in college

yeah
it can be something small
you just have to eat something
although maybe two or three just to be on the afe side

Is this how americunts get fat ?

Don't antacids help with this stuff, Tums?

Whooos, meant to say apple instead of biscuit. Biscuit isnt small in my opinion, i swear im not too fat

Happy birthday user

propably nerve gas in ur stomach bleach should counter it

rip a fart in class

eat healthier

could be excessive stomach acid. take some alka seltzer.

try chewing gum

Man this is the best stuff

I only caught onto it a couple of years back.

Headaches, stomache pain, bloatiness, sickliness.. Seems to fix everything.

I randomly drink them when I'm feeling fine now.

My shit was green the other day, what's up with that?

exercise more