So a while ago while I was being a lazy piece of shit behind my pc, I had to take a piss. I pissed in a bottle. I then hid the bottle because I was also too lazy to just flush it down the next day. This was about 3-4 months ago. >mfw I just found my long lost bottle of piss >take closer look at it >spot red shit at bottom resembling crystals. Pic related.
I accidentally roughed them up a little bit trying to get them out, they were about 3 times the size of what they are now, like some weird sanguine mineral. So now the question remains: wtf happened to my piss in that bottle?
Also... Crystallized bodily fluids thread?
Landon Gonzalez
That's crystalline AIDS
This is essentially the test doctors use to screen for AIDS and you performed it in your own home.
The shade of red determines how late-stage the AIDS is
I'm sorry but it's too late
Asher Thomas
probably cholesterol
Cameron Cooper
This.
Youre fucked op
Mason Watson
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Brandon Lopez
that could be urinary calculus, you should probably go see a doctor and get your pee checked,if you can light it and it reacts like a match head, then congratz, you are healthy and just produced red phosphorus
Henry Kelly
sulphur crystals
Jayden Wood
Jokes on you guys, my sex life is nonexistent.
Ethan Robinson
Sorry to tell you, but you have AIDS...
Jose Myers
Yeah but your mom used needles and fucked a lot of black guys before you were born.
Asher Myers
OP do you see this opportunity? You make crystals from your dick. You can start peeing into bottles and selling it. You could make it into dye.
Levi Williams
Call it Dick-Dye.
Jose Lewis
Mix that up with some cum nuggets and smoke it.
Michael Sullivan
Shame they take so long to ripe though.
Ryan Barnes
Doctor fag here. I can confirm its aids. Sorry mate. Like the first commrnt said, its kinda too late. You should see ur doctor asap.
Oliver Gutierrez
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Jeremiah Green
Fast chop off your dick or you will die
Jaxon Williams
>found a bottle of crystalized piss eat it
Jaxon Diaz
Fuck me, dubs confirm
Jacob Nguyen
What about you? your a doctor right?
Camden King
Uric acid crystals. You're fine. Or may have gout, also fine kinda.
Dylan Baker
PhD in Psychology here. Effectively a doctor.
I can re-confirm this established professional's assessment.
Brandon Kelly
Stephen Hawkings here, I can confirm that those are bosonic acid cells. Sorry breh.
Andrew Flores
I mean aids. Fucking auto-correct.
Dominic Rogers
Thanks user. I wasn't really ever worried, but I was curious af what they were. Now I'm going to try and reproduce them, but bigger and better Imagine a giant red dick crystal. I could make some serious cash here.
Owen Wood
Bill Cosby here. You should probably take a nap, bet you're feeling tired.
Nicholas Butler
Make it big enough to stab someone with
Jeremiah Butler
Stephen hawking doesn't have auto correct on his machine
Jaxson Brooks
maybe you went swimming in a pool filled with aids.
Chase Morales
Bear Grylls here, I can confirm that AIDS love swimming in pools and can attack neets if they are provoked.
Jayden Davis
Make them apeeling.
Carson Howard
Charlie Sheen here. You need to drink tiger's blood.
Evan Robinson
Urea crystals colored by uroerythrin. Basically has no diagnostic relevance.
You can test this hypothesis by slowly heating them up. They should dissolve at about 37 degrees celsius.
Cameron Lopez
Also cocaine. Lots of cocaine.
Bentley Lee
37 degrees C? So I can just put them in my mouth then?
Lincoln Allen
Real doctorfag here, it's not AIDS obviously, i'd say it's cancer, go see a doctor soon.
Joshua Garcia
PhD in AviraAntivir here. Effectively a doctor.
I can confirm that its a virus called aids.
Juan Lee
Please try this and post results op
Jason Ramirez
PhD in Bitdeffender here. Avira is signaling a false-positive. You can use our FREE trial today to check for REAL viruses.
Jaxson Ward
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Jonathan Turner
Nurse here, i can confirm.
Oliver Reed
Can this crystals form inside you if you don't pee? I suggest you becoming one big crystal
Daniel Foster
Emma Watson here. Eeeewww! Don't do that!
Ethan Allen
BWAHAHAHAHAHA A MALE NURSE?! KYS FAGGET XDD
Brandon Wood
PhD in AviraAntivir here again. Fuck you bitdefender. Our free trial is cheaper. And you do have aids. Would you like to move the virus into the quarantine?
Eli Stewart
OP is already dead.
Juan Ward
Femanon, didnt think i had to mention it.
Benjamin Torres
Poooooo
Cooper Scott
Sedimentum lateritium- characteristically red color – amorph urate crystals which absorbed uroerythrin (tripyrol). These crystals dissolve upon heating or alkalization of urine. Can occur physiologocally.
Jayden Edwards
PhD in Bitdefender here. >free trial >cheaper You can see the morons working on avira, it is your choice to trust them or not.
Carter Torres
Neil Degrasse Tyson here. You have star aids.
Tyler Reyes
Typical femanon. Always having to broadcast it to the world.
Brandon Wilson
Dr. House here. Its definitely NOT lupus!
Owen Sanchez
It's the work of an enemy stand.
Samuel Wilson
This
Liam Mitchell
doctor here, I concur with this diagnosis
Gavin Russell
niggers have been ass raping you while you sleep
Dylan Jackson
can you inspect my penis and testicles thoroughly and check my prostate?
Tyler Stewart
ur pissing pure saffron, sell it for $200
Alexander Flores
Quads and you will eat it.
Mason Edwards
Roll
Leo Walker
Rollin
Tyler Nguyen
roll
Kayden Russell
You the MVP. first google search that resulted in images matching mine.
Brody Robinson
Pics with timestamp
Brandon Rodriguez
All urine contains small amounts of bacteria. If you allow it to grow, it will clump up into a variety of possible biomatter.
Robert Robinson
OP here, double doubles telling you to go fuck yourself.