So a while ago while I was being a lazy piece of shit behind my pc, I had to take a piss

So a while ago while I was being a lazy piece of shit behind my pc, I had to take a piss.
I pissed in a bottle. I then hid the bottle because I was also too lazy to just flush it down the next day.
This was about 3-4 months ago.
>mfw I just found my long lost bottle of piss
>take closer look at it
>spot red shit at bottom resembling crystals.
Pic related.

I accidentally roughed them up a little bit trying to get them out, they were about 3 times the size of what they are now, like some weird sanguine mineral. So now the question remains: wtf happened to my piss in that bottle?

Also... Crystallized bodily fluids thread?

That's crystalline AIDS

This is essentially the test doctors use to screen for AIDS and you performed it in your own home.

The shade of red determines how late-stage the AIDS is

I'm sorry but it's too late

probably cholesterol

This.

Youre fucked op

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that could be urinary calculus, you should probably go see a doctor and get your pee checked,if you can light it and it reacts like a match head, then congratz, you are healthy and just produced red phosphorus

sulphur crystals

Jokes on you guys, my sex life is nonexistent.

Sorry to tell you, but you have AIDS...

Yeah but your mom used needles and fucked a lot of black guys before you were born.

OP do you see this opportunity? You make crystals from your dick. You can start peeing into bottles and selling it. You could make it into dye.

Call it Dick-Dye.

Mix that up with some cum nuggets and smoke it.

Shame they take so long to ripe though.

Doctor fag here. I can confirm its aids. Sorry mate. Like the first commrnt said, its kinda too late. You should see ur doctor asap.

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Fast chop off your dick or you will die

>found a bottle of crystalized piss
eat it

Fuck me, dubs confirm

What about you? your a doctor right?

Uric acid crystals. You're fine. Or may have gout, also fine kinda.

PhD in Psychology here. Effectively a doctor.

I can re-confirm this established professional's assessment.

Stephen Hawkings here, I can confirm that those are bosonic acid cells. Sorry breh.

I mean aids. Fucking auto-correct.

Thanks user. I wasn't really ever worried, but I was curious af what they were. Now I'm going to try and reproduce them, but bigger and better
Imagine a giant red dick crystal. I could make some serious cash here.

Bill Cosby here. You should probably take a nap, bet you're feeling tired.

Make it big enough to stab someone with

Stephen hawking doesn't have auto correct on his machine

maybe you went swimming in a pool filled with aids.

Bear Grylls here, I can confirm that AIDS love swimming in pools and can attack neets if they are provoked.

Make them apeeling.

Charlie Sheen here.
You need to drink tiger's blood.

Urea crystals colored by uroerythrin.
Basically has no diagnostic relevance.

You can test this hypothesis by slowly heating them up. They should dissolve at about 37 degrees celsius.

Also cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

37 degrees C? So I can just put them in my mouth then?

Real doctorfag here, it's not AIDS obviously, i'd say it's cancer, go see a doctor soon.

PhD in AviraAntivir here. Effectively a doctor.

I can confirm that its a virus called aids.

Please try this and post results op

PhD in Bitdeffender here. Avira is signaling a false-positive. You can use our FREE trial today to check for REAL viruses.

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Nurse here, i can confirm.

Can this crystals form inside you if you don't pee? I suggest you becoming one big crystal

Emma Watson here.
Eeeewww! Don't do that!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA A MALE NURSE?! KYS FAGGET XDD

PhD in AviraAntivir here again. Fuck you bitdefender. Our free trial is cheaper. And you do have aids. Would you like to move the virus into the quarantine?

OP is already dead.

Femanon, didnt think i had to mention it.

Poooooo

Sedimentum lateritium- characteristically red color – amorph urate crystals which absorbed uroerythrin (tripyrol). These crystals dissolve upon heating or alkalization of urine. Can occur physiologocally.

PhD in Bitdefender here.
>free trial
>cheaper
You can see the morons working on avira, it is your choice to trust them or not.

Neil Degrasse Tyson here. You have star aids.

Typical femanon. Always having to broadcast it to the world.

Dr. House here.
Its definitely NOT lupus!

It's the work of an enemy stand.

This

doctor here, I concur with this diagnosis

niggers have been ass raping you while you sleep

can you inspect my penis and testicles thoroughly and check my prostate?

ur pissing pure saffron, sell it for $200

Quads and you will eat it.

Roll

Rollin

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You the MVP. first google search that resulted in images matching mine.

Pics with timestamp

All urine contains small amounts of bacteria. If you allow it to grow, it will clump up into a variety of possible biomatter.

OP here, double doubles telling you to go fuck yourself.