Going to prison for lying. Give me a badass prison name.
Going to prison for lying. Give me a badass prison name
Camden Barnes
Kayden Garcia
big Nut
Tyler Cox
snowflake
Logan Davis
Lil cock sucker
Evan Adams
"I can take it all" Paul
Dylan Peterson
pick an African name, it will help you blend in. Brothers like that.
Angel Adams
"Fire" Because your pants are on fire.
Elijah Gonzalez
>kek
Carson Ortiz
Lying Larry
Larry the Liar
Lier Lyle
Fraud Frank
Brayden Perez
what for, your cell mate will give you one after he violates your shit hole
Logan Davis
why are you going to jail for lying?
Christian Walker
Kek. You're the kid who hid Roofs plan to shoot up the church from the FBI. You're gonna get raped so fucking hard in jail. Some 6'5" 320lbs buck is literally gonna split you in half.
Nicholas Rivera
It's Joey Meeks. Lied to FBI about knowing Dylan Roofs plan.
Nathaniel Hall
Nigger
Kayden Sullivan
fuckboivin
Christopher Evans
shit.
i told my brothers paroll officer he was working when I honestly dont know where the fuck he is...i hope they dont try and slap me with an obstruction of the law or something.
Ethan Bennett
You're getting 33 months in prison. Enjoy 990 days, or so, of non stop ass blasting.
Jacob Rodriguez
shit, better come up with a prison name then.
what shall it be?
Adrian Edwards
Mark the mint man.
Michael Walker
Thunder Head
Jordan Price
Sweet Cheeks.
Sebastian Martinez
Pussy_slayer_69
Kayden Kelly
Boi Pucci
Charles Campbell
Why would you be going to jail for lying? I'm calling fake news on this. Unless you prove me wrong with story
Justin Hill
Hungry Hole Hank
Cameron Cook
John Dean
Justin Walker
Look up Joey Meeks. Lied to the FBI. Getting 33 months in jail.
Austin Martinez
Carter Gray
The Clencher.
Nathaniel Flores
This is fake. Trump said it was