Ever shot a home invader Sup Forums?

Ever shot a home invader Sup Forums?

>be me, 16
>at home on a wednesday cuz sick
>bedroom is near back door
>hear some shithead wiggle the doorknob
>yell at him
>he fucks off
>thursday
>still sick
>feelsbadman
>I'm prepared for mr. home invasion this time
>get compound bow and arrows
>unlock door
>timetomaim.exe
>wait like three fucking hours
>nothing
>I go make some cereal
>fucking shit the door opened
>panic.avi
>I get to my bow before he gets past the coat room
>arrow preloaded
>motherfucker comes around the corner
>he has a fucking bedsheet wrapped around his head
>he doesn't have a weapon
>he turns to run
>oh hell no
>arrow to the back of the knee motherfucker
>it goes all the way through holy fuck
>i let him limp out of the house and call the police
>they find him passed out 100 feet from my house
>mfw his left leg is useless now

I'd invade her home

Giggity Giggity Goo

I don't think this happened

Profil and other thayan scril i never yhink this

Excuse me, what?

kys pedo scum

I used to fuck lolis. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

your days are numbered...

This

FBI or state police forces did. Trump has nothing to do with this...

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I used to be adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the knee

This is the most loaded conservative BS statistic fucking kek

>Muh Obama killed Osama
>Drumpf didn't do it himself

OP seems like a fag but I actually do have a story on this
>13 years old, home from school wasn't sick just always faked it because I hated that shit
>Dad works day shifts and mom goes out to get groceries and bullshit
>Playing vidya in the living room when I start to hear noise at the door (Not in direct sight of living room)
>Think nothing of it as Mom had been gone for some time at that point, expected it was her
>BOOM.mp3
>Door splinters and basically explodes into the house
>Take a second to realize what the fuck just even happened
>UsainBoltEngaged
>Move faster then I thought humanly possible making loud as fuck noise but get into parents room
>Remington 870
>Waiting almost shitting myself looking at the door expecting at any moment for a bunch of dudes to burst in
>One dude, real skinny looking all of a sudden opens the door, not even wearing mask or anything almost seemed like he didn't expect me to be there don't know how he didn't hear me
>Put birdshot round into the right side of his upper body
>Some projectiles miss and hit wall of hallway behind him
>Proceeds to yell but doesn't fall
>NeverFuckingLoadBirdshotForHomeDefense
>Starts coming at me, fire another round into his mid section
>WENAILEDEMCAP'N
>Proceeds to drop right there just holding his stomach
>After all this realized I haven't even dialed 911
>Police and paramedics arrive and take him to hospital after a while of waiting with this fucker laying on the floor of my parents room soaking blood into their carpet
>Dude dies later on from septic poisoning, piece must have entered his stomach or something and spilled his shit

Moral of the story is don't load bird shot as it can't even drop a skinny crack head first round

ITT- lies.

Obama didn't kill Osama... who said otherwhise is moron. He oversaw the investigation leading to the killing and authorized the successful mission. Politically it looks good, but it's not his achievement.

Busting a huge paedophile ring takes months or years of investigation. We are quite early in Trumps presidency, I doubt he even knew about the bust beforehand. BTW the president has no authority to interfer with domestic investigatios.

WOW

he has every right hes head of executive branch,every cop soldier and prison guard serves at his command

>be me
>14
>someone banging on door
>his face is green
>crackhead.jpg
>tell him to piss off before I call the police
>he yells something I can't make out
>Goes to the back
>oshit back doors unlocked
>point revolver to the back door
>green asshole walks through the door
>got on the floor
>walked the dinosaur
>mfw

If you are in the U.S. you have to finish the job or he'll sue you and win.

>own a musket for home defense, since it's what the founding fathers intended
>Hear vagabonds breaking into my house
>Run to grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
>Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man, dead on impact
>I pull my flintlock on the next man and fire
>Misses entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog
>Have to resort to the cannon filled with grapeshot mounted at the top of the stairs
"Tally ho, lads"
>The grapeshot shreds two of the men, leaving naught but a fine mist
>Also sets off car alarms from the noise and shrapnel
>I fix my bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion
>Bleeds out and dies waiting for the constable, since triangular bayonets wounds are impossible to stitch up

No because I have a secure home not made from american cardboard..

It's a bit more complicated that that. I recommend you to read up on the topic. The Max Planc Institute of International Public Law made a list of material after Trump got ellected. You should read some of it if interested.

>But, muh Hillary

This.
Security door (20 minute classification with professional tools ) that weighs 220 kg, 7 deadbolts into reinforced door frame.
Bottom floor windows have decorative but functional iron bars that prevent intruders that way. Complete home security system linked to security that respons if alarm is triggered.

>Still crying

The tears will only get sweeter over the next 8 years.