protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower, cut your hair and get a shave and you may just stand a chance of a girl actually talking to you once in a while
Protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower...
Ayden Fisher
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Ryder Nelson
since you dont listen to metal, why are you still a virgin?
Cameron Edwards
What music isn't angry kids' music?
Brayden Edwards
nah i don't listen to heavy metal and i'm still a virgin. it won't make a difference
Dylan Jones
there's lots of hot sluts at metal shows/clubs.
you shoudl try going outside sometime.
Brody Wood
lil wayne
Hunter Moore
This just in OP is a faggot who can't get a girl.
I've listening to what you call angry kids music and had plentiful relationships and probably going to get engaged to my current gf. Anyone can get laid and a girlfriend you just can't be an autistic piece of shit like OP
Charles Cook
people think heavy metal is angry music? that shit's so boring i makes me fall asleep out of pure boredom. everything sounds the same. it's like reggae in that aspect
Xavier Richardson
Outlaw country
Chase Williams
The only women I've dated that were worth a damn listened to country or didn't mind listening to it around me
If your girl listens to shit they play at clubs she's trash
Noah Thomas
i agree with that. country & americana is based as fuck.
Liam Turner
no
Nicholas Perry
What? Metal is one of the most diverse genres of music in existence. The only genres that have more capacity for composition and instrumentation are jazz and classical. I mean, literally hundreds of subgenres.
Benjamin Martin
You can listen to metal and still get women as long as you at least pretend to be open to other types of music. The problem is metalheads get so damned stupidly defensive and offensive when someone listens to anything else, then proceed to berate them...everyone hates being berated, learn the lesson. Also, if a woman does like "metal" 9 out of 10 times it'll be Slipknot, and they're shit. Just get other women.
Jaxon Thomas
I used to listen to them, now they are shit though, true.
Gabriel Bell
all i hear is screaming, monkey drumming, whoopee-cushion baselines, distorted guitars & emo lyrics
Owen Smith
I listen to Metal and fuck as much as you fap
Jeremiah Bennett
Ah, so I should change everything about myself including (but not limited to)
>my hobbies
>my music interests
>my fashion
>my goals/dreams
just to attract some warm, wet money pit? No, thanks.
>am MGTOW
David Martinez
Not all bands use harsh vocals. Most bands before the 90s didn't, and there are still many that don't. I don't know what monkey drumming means. I don't know what whoopee-cushion baselines means. Distorted guitars are the kind of the whole point. Lyrical quality is extremely varied as well.
What bands have you listened to?
Luke Thomas
last time i tried to listen to metal was arch enemy. it sounded like someone stuffed a cat full of hormones & put it in an oven. i occasionally encounter the music, but i don't really care. my identity isn't tied to a specific genre.
Hudson Cooper
>Arch Enemy
Terrible bands will sound terrible, yes. Would you like me to give you some recs?
Mason Adams
sure, the album in listening to now is 2 tracks away from ending anyway. but no fucking death or folk metal, i rather listen to nigger music
Asher Morris
I'm not sure what nigger music is, and I'm not sure you know what death and folk metal are. Do you mean metal with harsh vocals and blast beats?
Owen Ortiz
I dont even listen to music
Jaxon Lee
nigger music is hiphop, rnb & reggae. that music's horrible. i like real black music, like blues, funk & soul (among other things)
Thomas Bennett
>death metal: stuff like burzum or dissection
>folk/pagan metal: Stuff like eluveite or ensiferum
that shit's as gay as traps
Luis Morris
Really, this is how retarded b8 has become.
Thomas Evans
Burzum is death metal.... Go fucking kill yourself
Chase Peterson
i don't listen to that gay shit, how the fuck should i know how to differentiate between one form of gayness from another?
Wyatt Jones
Its retarded to compare genres or to make people feel bad for liking something you don't.
I've been listening to metal for as long as I can remember. Not the reason I'm a virgin, which is really because I just have a hard time talking to girls and am socially retarded.
Evan Anderson
Fuck you, I can do what I want.
Easton Jenkins
You can't, because you have no idea of what the fuck you are talking about. If you have no idea about something, stop talking about it. It makes you look stupid. Its common sense.
Blake Hill
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Go fuck yourself nigger
Leo Stewart
this dude wanted to give a recommendation and i simply answered his questions with what little knowledge i had.
how was i supposed to know that you had to be fucking scholar in order to answer a question about personal preferences
Wyatt Clark
Well, I'll just give you a few songs I like. Some of them will include harsh vocals/blast beats, but they won't be used incessantly:
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Samuel Ward
Did you get cucked hard by a metal head? Kek. Or did one take your lunch money?
Listen to whatever the fuck you want kids. OP is a faggot.
Cooper Miller
So you listen to rap. No wonder you're retarded.
William Wilson
Scholar, I looked it up in like 5 secs.
Camden Reyes
but i like female body odor
FROM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS!
Gabriel Jones
Scholar?*
Joseph Gutierrez
ITT: "Ur music is for cucks."
"Well your music is for gays."
"You're both wrong, both those musics are for niggers!"
This is what Sup Forums has come to.
Cameron Stewart
cuck faggot nigger
John Cooper
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Matthew Morris
metal is cool you guys
Aaron White
Better die virgin than corrupted like you.
Chase Kelly
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Elijah Kelly
no i don't. see my other reply but i don't really care about metal. it's the white people equivalent of nigger music
Ryder Anderson
does this count as angry kid music?
Jaxon Ramirez
Hope it works out for you mate.
Jace Parker
>6'4 long haired metalhead
>lost virginity at 16
>actually going on a date tonight
>three other girls trying to fuck
>OP is a fag
Jack Wilson
I had sex with a girl once and this is what she looked like
Jacob Green
cheers man. it's always nice with variation
Oliver Lewis
>just passed lying on the internet 101
>actually taking out my cousin
>I listen to grindcore
Carson Wilson
Good for you man. Good for you.
Brayden Young
Girl I'm seeing tonight
Lincoln Nelson
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Eli Nguyen
Got some manly thighs for a lady kek
Mason Wright
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Adrian Johnson
Seen and felt, only dick there is mine
Aiden Jones
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Metal can be very beautiful.
Aiden Harris
For all I know that's absolutely your cousin.
Nicholas Gray
>grindcore
Of course He's into incest haha
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Jose Morris
She has your dick in there?
Fuck man. Are you okay?
Brandon Fisher
I agree. Being a methead was by far the cringiest phase of my life.
Not to mention that 90% of the music is juvenile and shit tier, in hindsight.
Julian Ward
To be fair, we've been mistaken for siblings but we're not related
Leo Campbell
Im gonna assume you ment meth head cause I guess metal is too long of a word? Kek
Christopher Jenkins
Not at all
Lucas Howard
Dude. I'm a girl and I listen to heavy music. I like guys who do and I like guys who don't. What I don't like are whining little faggots. Instead of doing something about how you're feeling, you're blaming women about it on Sup Forums. Then wondering why you're single. Fucking really?
Whilst I'm going off on a rant here, I just want to point out that not all women like black dick either. The idea of a big black dick is just not good to me, and its not even a race thing. An average white guy dick is just right. Plus I'd rather not whistle every time there was a gust of wind. Completely off topic but its a wind up to see so many guys on chan with dick issues
Adrian Long
why the FUCK would I give a shit about what girls want or think?
David Robinson
No, I'm mobile so I lack haptic feedback.
Anyways Metal is cringe as fuck. Especially if you're over 25 and still leather clad.
Zachary Walker
My life is a total mess because of depression and anxiety, not my music tastes lol
Joseph Myers
>we're not related
Xavier Phillips
Tits or gtfo
Thomas Davis
>give me attention please
Eat shit
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Justin Sanders
>depression and anxiety
That's called being alive faggot
Jordan Wilson
So you weren't lying, now we have to question if the chicks who like you are fucking troll or you have a lot of money. Cause honestly who would like you
Cameron Long
>being alive is nothing but depression and anxiety
You should really talk to a mental health professional about that viewpoint.
Adam Stewart
I don't remember saying it was nothing but depression and anxiety
Stop twisting my words ya bitch
Charles Scott
>ne obliviscarios
>anciients
>pomegranate tiger
>shylmagoghnar
>slice the cake
those where a pleasant surprise actually. i especially liked pomegranate tiger & ne obliviscarios.
Juan Morris
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Daniel Perez
There are plenty of pleasant surprises to be found in metal, and in any genre of music. If you liked those guys, then definitely check out , as well as these guys:
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Funnily enough, two of those bands you liked fall under "death metal", and one under "folk metal".
Grayson Gomez
0/10
Charles Reyes
i'd stick to my boring old man music, but it's always nice to look around
Gavin Walker
I don't think that's edgy, that's just an observation.
Easton Sullivan
RIP, Dio. You were the real Dalai Lama.
Blake Ramirez
fuck... you got me OP. Fit pretty much all of the characteristics
eh fuck it. music is better than sex
Asher Gutierrez
this.
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Gavin Baker
I actaully fucked a girl who was 15 when I was 14 years old, and at that time I started listening to metal music.. well your theory smh, isn't that valid ?
Colton Thomas
you do realize reggae basically came from jazz and soul, right? kunt
Easton Allen
I can strongly argue, music preference is related to intelligence level
Carter Sullivan
Better protip: quit defining your relationships by your music tastes and you might be able to interact with other human beings. My personal guarantee is that if you're blaming your music it's because you can't admit how shit you are.
Landon Gutierrez
actually not bad, user. know some of other bands with the same style. cheers
Dylan Carter
kek
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Justin Carter
I'm from one of the most metal dense countries on earth. Sweden. Metal is the norm here, it's not "children's music" or something you grow away from.
It's one of the largest genres in the world with hundreds if not thousands of subgenre's and we take that shit seriously.
>Pic related, this actually happened and I don't blame him. 28 my self and go to 50+ concerts every year. With my wife.
Jason Rivera
dude what are you trying to prove? no one cares, and we just want to make you mad
Jack Sanchez
That makes me proud. Rock on.
Always metal playing at work here in the office (Sweden as well).