OFFICIAL CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS @ VANCOUVER CANUCKS GAMETHREAD

Darling in between the pipes for Chicago, Markstrom for the Canucks. This should be a good one.

Game starts in a few moments.

>late night weekend hockey

>This should be a good one

Implying nucks games are good

>You will never get to lick a Wendys frosty off her beautiful breasts before she sits on your face and puts her hamburger smelling vagina in your mouth, releasing an ecstasy of human fluids onto you

>Degenerate Wendy's Poster is still a thing.

God I love you guys.

I want her to shit on my poutine

>9pm start
Fucking unacceptable.

I dont get the canucks...sometimes they look crazy leet but they lose everything all the time wtf fuck is their problem?

>On a Saturday

Why are you bitching. You're here on Sup Forums so it's not as if you have a social life.

what're you all drinking this evening?

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Is guiness, xanax, weed, and being wrapped in a down comforter infront of the fire place eating based vancouver don burri the comfiest hockey ever?

>also cookies and creme pop tarts

>Weed fag

Kill yourself

Only if it's snowing outside.

>Friends all have other stuff to do
>Have to watch Cantpucks game
JUST

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You white guys know what's great? The Punjabi announcers in Vancouver. "Woah, Eriksson almost did a thing"

Its sooo close id say a week or 2

Live your own life and let others live theirs you arrogant fuck

>They're all doing different things, I-I promise.

I guess that's technically true, my best friend is at his cousin's birthday and I wasn't invited

I fucking love those 2 wish they were got to replace shorty some time

Like a guest appearance or something

WORST PENALTY KILL VS ALMOST WORST PP

I bought tickets to go watch arrival but forgot about the game. Its not as easy as you think to scalp movie tickets

fuck

ERIKWHO?

Go rob his house

the reacharound

dicks

Whoooooooorickson startin to light it up bros
Fuck kippers

>tfw youll bever get a reacharound from loui errikson

BIG RED PADS

>Literally need to do one thing to stop Eriksson
>Don't do it
So this is the power of selke winner Jonathan Toews...WOAH

A PPG and a lead.. who is this team?

The canucks have zero wins when leading after 1

Too bad theres not really a rivalry here anymore..member when everyone on this ice started fighting before the game had even started?

Eddie and Pat are in good shape so far

>replacing Shorty

Fuck that

I give it until halfway into the second.

I meant for like a game as a guest announcer or something

Why are the entire utica comets playing?

>We're going to win
>This will let the Benning delusion live longer
End our misery, Kane

>interview with crawford

>Aunt, Grandma, 1 and 3 year old cousin drop by unexpectedly right now

This ain't alright

Post pics of aunt

Nice trips, too bad this is Sup Forums and it doesn't matter here. Also, you really don't want to

Get fags are the worst

>jamie benn

If you were in the nhl wouldnt you want to play for the city youre from? Like why wouldnt benn or lucic and them want to play in van? I wouldnt even want to play for any other team

>this subaru commercial

2nd hand but some dude explained the family and friends makes it hard to live normally and without excessive distractions.

>snow
>vancouver
pleb
move up to whistler

Gimme Gimme Chicken Tendies

dammit Hoss

Fuck you im from squamish

>exclusive blackhawks snapchat filters

I guess I could see that...hone town hero is probably a lot of weight

>From Squamish
Going for music festivals doesn't count

Moved here 31 years ago when i was 1. Ive been in many squamish vs whistler rumbles my friend

Also thats that town slogan dumbfuck you dont know shit

I've always liked squamish.

>close to a big city for shopping
>not too big
>not too small
>really beautiful hiking all around
>near mountains
>near water
>fairly temperate
>not too much tourism

Trips of truth?

Its gentrified as fuck now. All vegan climber granola neo hippy bullshit. Still beautiful though and brohm ridge ski resort just finally was approved

Dadadada

red pads of courage

>Population in typical hipster area grows
>No one but asians can afford to live there
>They move
>Repeat 5x

The simple solution would be to try to populate open places in BC instead like Prince George/Vanderhoof to divert flow, but that requires too much intelligence for our politicians

We have bumper stickers that say "whistlers that way" with a picture of a sideways hand flipping the bird

was the thread this dead last night too?

>Hating your superiors

I'm dead because of last night

I say bring back the mills and loggers those fuckers wouldnt let anything like this happen. Once they closed that shit down all the hippies moved in and the canadians had to go elsewhere to work

Lol yeah a bunch of std infested australians and rich Norwegian burocrats are superior. KEK

MTHER
FUCKER

suck it toews

>Toews

Sigh

ow

With Trump as president kiss any soft wood lumber deal goodbye.

Fuck so close

Pffff we sell all our shit to China and then buy it back like retards. Now we'll be able to just sell it straight up willy nilly

Can't bake the Breadman

>Gets away with a hook
>Turns around and draws a hook

To reiterate china cant sue us anymore for not supplying the wood they need

>Autism the post
China isn't even a 1/10 of the US/Canada trade flow.

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this is your fault. you know who

This PP. They are fucking cooked

Oh well...we keep our trees them...fuck it more forts for us

jesus christ

why does this always fucking happen, once a week it seems

fuck this shit I can't deal

>chiraq

Wtf

this is the biggest lead >we have had all season

>canucks in charge of RNG

the amazing shrinking pads

Are the canucks elite? Has it been miller the whole time?

>4/5 last place finishes have lost the 1st overall

Gotta stay ahead the dogs.

will Q punch a rookie during intermission?

>Q's face right there

That's a dead rookie incoming

>This is Bo's break out season

WEW

Someone's getting traded.

fuck it, I'm switching to Guinness

>drinking the liquid potato

lol if you lose to us

just lol