ROBOT WARS THREAD 3

>heart surgeon dispatched
>meme phd dispatched
>fox cunt about to be btfo
What an episode

The fact that Matilda attacks by forcing her arse into other robots is kind of hot

TOR

WEAR THE FOX

Tor absolutely destroying everyone else holy fuck

Based fucking Thor

/thor/

Thor stronk

who /tor/ here

who thor /lifelong/ here?

STOP MAKING NEW THREADS WHILE THE OLD ONES ARE NO WHERE NEAR PAGE 10 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>name your robot after an app nonces use to find cp

THAW
H
A
W

CAN'T GORE THE THOR

TOR TING

Well done BBC, two paddy presenters

>tfw you made fun of Thor's Axe

I-I was just joking about Thor.

...

Who /not English / here

BOI

Is like to let her saw rip through my soft flesh if you know what I mean.

>He's in first aid now

Holy fuck when did men become such absolute pussies

>Thor has gone beyond the pit to damage William from team Shockwave

FUCKING BASED

>Thor's axe was shit they said

>serious damage

If this post is dubs, Thor wins the entire thing

>sent William to first aid
top kek

>Mr fucking runs away

I'm not a fan of these lifters that can't fucking lift anything.

>spend years building a robot
>have an awful design
>somehow get onto Robot Wars
>get fucked within 10 seconds

KILLALOT
I
L
L
A
L
O
T

Health and safety gone mad they said.

Blunt they said.

KILLACUNT CONFIRMED

Slow as fuck though

>foxic getting gangbanged by the house robots

>an hammer that wroks
NICE
also great driving skills finally

F U C K Y O U
U
C
K
Y
O
U

OUR LAD THOR GOAT.

S I R K I L LL A A L O T

How does the format work? Knockout rounds in episodes 5 and 6?

>opposition robot maimed
>attacks the house robots

Based fox

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

CHAT

Why was foxic even admitted? What a piece of shit

Too late normie, time to go into the pit

Dead Metal working overtime tonight

love seeing this fox twat get destroyed lads

what a shit show this fight was

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BORING

FUCKING HELL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>they killed the commentator with boredom

Fucking fox is shit.

lol what a shit battle

>Both of them decide to run away

Jesus fuck was that

> This fucking dickhead Foxic

Why was this shit even allowed? What a disgrace

ONE OF THE DULLEST
ONE OF THE DULLEST
ONE OF THE DULLEST
ONE OF THE DULLEST

>robot wimps

Fucking rekt

the fox is a joke

>so dreary
>i feel weary
poetry

>3 min fight turned to 15 seconds cuz it sucked

Loool

REFBALL

>scanlon will never bully you

Bullshit, their weapon didn't even work. Fox at least tried to fuck with Killalot

Angela can wear the hell out of a boiler suit

>YOUR FATHER ABANDONED YOU
>AND YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE
>NEETS LEAVE THEIR PROBLEMS BEHIND
>AT ROBOT WARS

>Foxic
>Mr. Speed2

>ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

manure fan confirmed

What a shit battle

MR SPEED SQUARED WINS LADS

/btfo/ by all the casters and judges

"serious damage"

Wouldn't mind spaffing on that Irish girl's freckly tits tbqh

TOP QT BANTZ

this is just pathetic

Foxic confirmed for worst robot of all time?

In Football when its a boring match ppl still congratulate the players

In Robot Wars they get slaughtered for it

>I was there for the filming

It was an even bigger slurpfest in real life lads

>scanlon wn sit on your face and bully your dick while she calls you a wimp

angela is a bitch

KILL HIM THOR

THOR

Come on based Jase

>Getting emasculated by qt Red Head

>I'm going to strive in there upright

lewd desu

Thor has Foxdic next

FOXIC BTFO

I bet she's into femdom

>tfw no gf to cuddle and watch robot wars with

my proposal: if fuck all happens within 45 seconds the house robots get to just roll in and doubleteam the pair of them

BANTER

>implying manure can do anything but pass sideways

This new format is wank:

Two bots get knocked out in the first round never to return but after that there are multiple head to heads between the losing robots, even though they're broken to shit and can't even move anymore

My fucking sides.

who /thor/ here?

Foxic is about to get Thor'd.

wtf this isn't live?

> TV licence payers payed for this

ahahahaha

I'm glad they're not just pretending it was interesting when it actually wasn't

WOAT robot team for sure

Whatcha on about lad?

>THOR
>TOR
>THOR
>TOR
>THOR
>TOR

IS IT GOING

JASON'S BANTS

Way too boring to get that honour

They're a good heel

>payed

ahahahahhaa

>this bellend has friends
>his friends help him with this shit
How?

Any good stories?