Sup Forums have you ever murdered someone?

Sup Forums have you ever murdered someone?

My girlfriend...

Yeah, your mums pussy last night.

Have you ever fondled someone?

>be me
>have a window
>there is a bug on a window
>it smells shitty
>take my bb gun
>shoot it
>boom bich boom gigga nigga beech boom
>whoops whos that
>#buglivesmatter
>what is this
>"we are bugs he dindu nuffin"
>be in prison for 1 yer
>a
>be free right now and sit on 4crangus

Some cats but not a human yet

nope

So predictable

Classic post from someone who just left their highscool

...

We will work our way up eventually

Femenist >i kill my kids

He said he killed cats,not fucked children,faggot

According to Bible-thumpers I've committed murder "in my heart".

Nope but if you don't reply to this post I'll kill your mother in her sleep

no, op, i have not, but i'm more the imgur-type of guy. cat tax, anyone?

no

Yes why?

>Yet
Oh Lord jesus

Of course! Shit was cash.

Unfortunatly not. I only tried.

dont mind me

i killed my whole family just for profit

nice try FBI

Yes. I've murdered and raped a few. Personally I like rape after the murder, but sometimes the screamers are the most fun.

>yet

Prove it fag

You stupid faggots aren't even using that correctly anymore.

KYS

how to use it correctly?

CP threads

Actually yes
>Be me
> Live in this shithole called mexico
>Get a bus whit my sister
>Im alwayas armed cause the fucking situation of my country
>Suddenly two fucking yonkies get the same bus an start yelling at people
>They only have knifes
>Im fucking nervous cause i dont want to kill anyone
>I see one of those motherfuckers slapping my sister cause she resist
>I try to stop him but the other roach starts to hit me and take my cell phone
>Fuck
>I pull out the gun and shot in the neck
>Falls on the floor and there is a lot of blood
>As soon he hear the shot try to leave the bus
>Im fucking angry cause the hit my sister and i shot him in the chest
>Beg for his life and the people around yells "kill him"
>Some guy in the bus tell me that i better go
>Im in shock and my sister get a taxi
>I will never forget that motherfucker falling dead on the floor
>Feels really good kill scum like they
Sorry for the english i ve just arrive this contry and i dont even speak spanish well

It's Chris fucking Hansen the pedo hunter. You use it when pedophilia is relevant not whenever it tickles your pretty pink asshole.

Sure, pablo.

That´s not murder.
Murder is a planned act, wich is not what you described, wich is to be classified as a "kill".

Lol actually it s very common that kind of histories here

I've thought about it but I think the penalty isn't worth it; maybe if I had nothing to live for I would try and murder the people I thought caused it. But whether I could go through with it; probably; I don't get emotionally upset anymore.

maybe, i did something that ended in someone dying

>be me 10 years old playing in the playground in front of where i used to live, in a small town
>its only me and some kid that was in the same school as me
>we are in the top of the playground
>he wants to play wrestling
>things get heavy
>i get behind him, and took his arms under his legs and pulled the arms towards me
>i smash his head in the floor
>he is not moving, i decide to drop him of the playground, i put myself on the floor and with my feets start pushing until he fell off, maybe 1.5 meters high
>bunch of blood coming out and he is not moving
>i ran and saw some gardener i told him that he fell off
>he died days later

Again. Not murder.

Yup
Killed a couple of guys in self defence, also murdered some guy who raped my girlfriend

Kek

>raped my girlfriend
>still with her

Cuck

Not with her anymore

Dumped her a year ago

i raped your mom also come at me fucking kike

Hello newfriend

wrong meme

Nice user. Taking out the trash

Do you even know who that is?

Also, anyone want greentext?

He didn't die but I shot a home invader's entire lower leg off.

I ain't confessing to shit here. Yes.

t. edgy edgemeister

Too many to count

Came up on a wreck. One car, everyone obviously dead.
Second car, old man obviously near death and in severe pain. Can't even speak but partially aware.
Covered his mouth and pinched his nose until he died.
Legally murder?

try

2, I suppose.

>be me
>rob dumb bitch
>bitch starts screaming for help like a fullblown sperglord
>batmeetsface.jpg
>later heard she died from intracranial bleeding
>nofucksgiven.pdf

Yes your family

Sounds like just another normal day in Meheeco to me.

A few, have a project going on in an old farmhouse currently.

I see you want to be the next faag

Hello FBI, i am good guy, don't worry, upstanding citizen of united states, good job, no kill people, thank

Im a good guy too

shot a sandnigger during deployment, ama

This

you mean first? the only thing you've ever killed is a box of hot pockets