Hey fags. In jail

Hey fags. In jail.
Trips decide what I do

Follow the rules. Contemplate the error of your ways. Pay fines/do the time. Try to be a better fucking citizen in society.

find a iron cup

>what I do
not much, evidently

Jerk off

where r u

Take a shit on the floor and then smear it on the walls

Rolll

bang your head on the wall

Jerk off in front of female COR

roll.

PISS YOURSELF
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ask for a dildo

Reroll

reeeroll

rolll.

rolllllllll.

rolling for this

Ok dad...

Call 911. Report yourself for having a phone in jail.

this nao

rol.

Start chanting "Black Lives Matter!"

Prison Riot

rallo.

roll

rillaori.

Roll

rollin

Rol

Bang your head on random shit while singing "what do you do with a drunken sailor" falsetto

Take off pants

Start spitting at officers

harg.

roll

blibblo.

Roll

Start the pissing

C'maaaaaaan rerollin'

this!

put your dick through the bars

This

fiao

Drop the Soap

Nice double

eubbl.

God dammit, now I want this.

Shit on the floor and throw the half of shit to out of cell, crying alluah akbar

suicide by cop

this

clunbb

max kek rolllll

take off your shirt and start trying to lick your own nipples

Take a shit on the floor and start making drawings on the wall using your feces showing your fantasy about how you always wanted to know what prison rape felt like

This + scream allahu ackbar or however you write it

wabbl

Why the fuck isn't this working

piss on through the bars

shout how do magnets work

hum the russian national anthem wall flipping off the guards while shitting on the bench

You're allowed your phone while in jail?

Pretend to collapse, then knock out that fuck behind the desk, get on your unicorn and ride off home for cheese sandwiches

blub

You wish you had a fucking dad this good to help guide you through life.

Roll

PProbably canada, also rolling for this

give guy a cup to run on the bars while you play blues harmonica and sing about your troubles.

lead a prison revolt

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Windmill your dick at everyone no matter what

r

roll

reroll

Rol

rolling for this

Scream and fake a heart attack

Reroll

Just start screaming and don't stop

You have my attention. Rolling.

Reroll

take off pants

this.

Winrar

winrar

kek
this

Reroll

shitty winrar...

Ask the guy if he has any n00dz of his mother or dog or both

fucking stupid shit, make him eat shit infront of the cops

We have a winner.

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Winrar

checked

+1 for winning

gay.

do this instead:

Shit

winrar.jpg

meh.

Start counting down from a large number loudly, as you get closer to 0 get louder and more excited.

Jump up on the bars and rattle them like a monkey while shouting "AWOOOOP! AWWOOOOP! AWOOOP! HAH HAH HAH! AHYEEE AHYEEE!"

Here we go