Hey fags. In jail.
Trips decide what I do
Hey fags. In jail
Follow the rules. Contemplate the error of your ways. Pay fines/do the time. Try to be a better fucking citizen in society.
find a iron cup
>what I do
not much, evidently
Jerk off
where r u
Take a shit on the floor and then smear it on the walls
Rolll
bang your head on the wall
Jerk off in front of female COR
roll.
PISS YOURSELF
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ask for a dildo
Reroll
reeeroll
rolll.
rolllllllll.
rolling for this
Ok dad...
Call 911. Report yourself for having a phone in jail.
this nao
rol.
Start chanting "Black Lives Matter!"
Prison Riot
rallo.
roll
rillaori.
Roll
rollin
Rol
Bang your head on random shit while singing "what do you do with a drunken sailor" falsetto
Take off pants
Start spitting at officers
harg.
roll
blibblo.
Roll
Start the pissing
C'maaaaaaan rerollin'
this!
put your dick through the bars
This
fiao
Drop the Soap
Nice double
eubbl.
God dammit, now I want this.
Shit on the floor and throw the half of shit to out of cell, crying alluah akbar
suicide by cop
this
clunbb
max kek rolllll
take off your shirt and start trying to lick your own nipples
Take a shit on the floor and start making drawings on the wall using your feces showing your fantasy about how you always wanted to know what prison rape felt like
This + scream allahu ackbar or however you write it
wabbl
Why the fuck isn't this working
piss on through the bars
shout how do magnets work
hum the russian national anthem wall flipping off the guards while shitting on the bench
You're allowed your phone while in jail?
Pretend to collapse, then knock out that fuck behind the desk, get on your unicorn and ride off home for cheese sandwiches
blub
You wish you had a fucking dad this good to help guide you through life.
Roll
PProbably canada, also rolling for this
give guy a cup to run on the bars while you play blues harmonica and sing about your troubles.
lead a prison revolt
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
Windmill your dick at everyone no matter what
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reroll
Rol
rolling for this
Scream and fake a heart attack
Reroll
Just start screaming and don't stop
You have my attention. Rolling.
Reroll
take off pants
this.
Winrar
winrar
kek
this
Reroll
shitty winrar...
Ask the guy if he has any n00dz of his mother or dog or both
fucking stupid shit, make him eat shit infront of the cops
We have a winner.
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+1 for winning
gay.
do this instead:
Shit
winrar.jpg
meh.
Start counting down from a large number loudly, as you get closer to 0 get louder and more excited.
Jump up on the bars and rattle them like a monkey while shouting "AWOOOOP! AWWOOOOP! AWOOOP! HAH HAH HAH! AHYEEE AHYEEE!"
Here we go